Courtney Stodden Banned From Facebook
No matter how many different fan pages Courtney Stodden sets up on Facebook, they inevitably come down at the hands of Facebook. The longest any of her pages has stayed active is two weeks and the shortest is about a day. Courtney's mom thinks it is because women are jealous of Courtney. "It's the jealousy from the women towards her. The men love her, the women hate her. The women report the photo because it's so easy to do. You just click a button. They think she's too sexy, they all report her together, and it's done."
Yeah, I am sure all the women in the world would like to be a 17 year old teen who looks 45, is married to a 51 year old has been actor who spends his off time making up ridiculous Tweets to write which are supposed to come from his wife. Yep. Women are so jealous. I think Facebook knocks down the pages because it is an underage woman who is only posting photos designed to attract as many registered sex offenders to the site as possible.
You forgot to mention her sprayed-on abs. I'm pretty jealous of them too. They are trashtastic!
ReplyDeleteban her from EVERYWHERE. PLEASE.
ReplyDeleteAs I said on Dlisted, i am about as jealous of this "thing" as I am of Kim K being referred to as a urinal.
yeah exactly. just ban her from the general population as a whole.
ReplyDeleteNow if only her Twitter would be banned. I read a bunch more of her tweets yesterday somewhere and they just make me UNCOMFORTABLE. Even if they were coming from a woman in her 20s or 30s, it would still be shiver-inducing.
ReplyDeleteShe's a joke to me. I follow her on Twitter just because her tweets are hysterically funny. She's nauseating and so is her nasty old husband.
ReplyDeleteEveryone needs to follow Facebook's lead. She is one messed up girl; I just don't see things ending well for her based on who's surrounding her, not to mention she didn't even have talent to start out with (like a Lindsay Lohan). I see a drug overdose in her future. If she lives to see 23 it will be a miracle.
ReplyDeleteWhy is this girl with absolutely no talent popping up everywhere? Because her douchbag parents married her off at 16 to some old washed up creepy D list actor? I don't get it. I mean, she's not even that cute. And it's almost as if what she was doing was meant to be satire-but scarily, I think she's serious. Weird all the way around. Just completely strange. Something isn't right here.
ReplyDeleteFacebook doesn't give a crap one way or another. The reason she keeps getting banned is because people flag her photos as offensive, and the facebook system automatically closes her page. It's yet another thing that sucks about facebook - if someone gets pissed at you, they can get you banned really easily, and it takes months to appeal, if you can get them to listen to you at all. Not that she didn't deserve it in this case. :)
ReplyDeleteI don't know...If I'm just jealous, than I need serious help, cause everytime I see a pic of her she grosses me out. She's only 17 and looks so old and beat up.
ReplyDeleteUmm, I always go walking on the beach posing like that and wearing platforms. You?
ReplyDeleteGawd, the U shaped painted on abs. Who did that, a student at Marinello beauty college?
ReplyDeleteNo one is jealous of courtney, we are all just watching for the slow motion train wreck she is.
I looked at her twitter this morning, was thinking about following it for entertainment until I read it. The stuff "she" is putting on there is bizarre and unsettling.
ReplyDeleteI still can't believe she's 17, so frightening.
Yay Facebook. Keep it up.
ReplyDeleteShe's 17. Do we really need to see this here?? She's beyond pathetic. The whole situation is sad. Any time a kid has parents who don't care about them it's just sad.
ReplyDeleteYep, still feel sorry for her. No too sorry, because when I was 17, I could make my own choices as to what to wear and such...but a little sorry because she clearly hasn't had any adult guidance in her life and may be drugged and brainwashed. Her mother makes Dina Lohan look like June fucking Cleaver.
ReplyDeleteEvery time she opens her mouth she sounds like she is drunk or high on something.
ReplyDeleteMy eyes dont know where to go in this pic!!!
ReplyDeleteIt cant decide between the permeant porn 'O' face she is always in the middle of squeezing out
or
the spray on emaciated abs that makes Leann Rhimes' abs look like a beer belly.
or
the tranny-tastic feet situation happening down below.
Seriously, her feet look like a man's.
god do i hate when having a thin body and fake balloons is somehow supposed to equal someone being automatically beautiful. She looks like a bowling alley hookah, on break, in the middle of a chain smoke session.
PASS
btw- you'd think with her husband being this 'famous' actor and all, girlfriend could afford to have a better dye job happening. I've seen homeless woman with better covered roots than this trick.
ReplyDeleteshe does look like a badly botoxed 45. and yes, all women are jealous of her because all women want to look like a badly botoxed 45. and all men love her.
ReplyDeletesounds like the slutty apple doesn't fall far from tree.
Jasmine, I am loving your post. That was FUNNY AS HELL! : )
ReplyDeletelol, I agree, with bluebonnet - hilarious, Jasmine! "bowling alley hooka"
ReplyDeleteword Jasmine. Word.
ReplyDeleteOh hell, its been reinstated. Pedos everywhere rejoice. Actually, she's too old looking for pedos, so just your run of the mill pervs will be signing up. The FBI should monitor that page, it would be better than anything Chris Hansen could find.
ReplyDeleteForgot the link: http://www.eonline.com/news/facebook_flub_teen_bride_courtney/269278?cmpid=rss-000000-rssfeed-365-topstories&utm_source=eonline&utm_medium=rssfeeds&utm_campaign=rss_topstories
ReplyDeleteI am LOLing at your post, Jasmine!
ReplyDeleteHer Twitter posts are comedy gold, people. They are like Mad Libs.
Also, white after Labor Day?!?! And with BEIGE shoes?!
ReplyDeleteThe fact she called marylin monroes handprints " provocative " really just shows how desperate this girl is to put everything in a sexual context.. I would not be surprised if there was a lot of abuse there :(
ReplyDeleteAnd lolz at the spray on abs!
she is just saaaaaaaaad. sad sad sad. She looks like hooker barbie.
ReplyDeleteJasmine gets a bloggie standing O for today!
ReplyDeleteBut wouldn't this skanks agenda be better served by My Space? (Too my horror I have no idea if My Space still exists!) But .. if it does, I think that forum would be far better for her. Why ... just think of the sparkly Teddy Bear, unicorn and rainbow GIFs smattered through out the displays of infantile sexuality and pics featuring hooker heels, spray abs and white feet. Actually .. Wouldn't be different from your average porn star pages ... Which will no doubt be this twits career trajectory.
Actually, Wil, you made a good point! MySpace and Courtney are a perfect fit.
ReplyDeleteAny question as to why this girl is where she is today can be summed up w/ that mother's quote. Delusional.
@Mama Mia - I ALWAYS wear my platform pumps to the beach, but ONLY if I'm doing a disturbing photo shoot with my father, er, I mean my husband.
Who is she? If she's underaged, then photos like this one are inappropriate. But I wouldn't call people who are turned on by them "pedophiles," because, frankly, if you didn't tell me she was underaged, from this photo, I would never know.
ReplyDeleteI think she's at that age where you can marry her, but you can't look at her.
ReplyDeleteI bet if they x-rayed her mother's brain it would show that her entire head is full of styrofoam peanuts where her brain would have been. That is the only explanation I will accept for a parent allowing their teenager to look like this when she is still a minor, or to agree to allow a 51 year old man anywhere near her. I still think that she is older than she says--documents can be faked--and that this is some really weird publicity stunt to make her famous.
ReplyDeleteThis girl fascinates me. I wish I could make everything about sex all the time! Even prayer! And unloading groceries! Then my life would be complete. I want that sexy chortle laugh she does too. ALL GIRLS should aspire to mimic this masterpiece.
ReplyDeleteI really, really find it hard to believe that she is 17. Something is not right. Why isn't she home studying for her SATs?
ReplyDeleteThe picture posted here really shows the spray paint on her abs more than others from the past few posts elsewhere. But truly, what 16 (now 17) yr old, just lost her virginity to a 51 yr old man behaves like this? The overt sexual references, poses, dressing is NOT normal if you were a virgin. IF you had been sexuallly active before sure, but not some "Christian". Total publicity stunt all around. Oh, and I would love to see the shot of her heel diggin in the sand and her going ass over tea kettle cuz you know that shit happened! No offense Mama Mia, I'm sure you're more experienced in platforms on the beach.
ReplyDeleteOh, and I have her Twitter feed and the StoddenTransl8d and they must be enjoyed together..Oh God, is there some way I can make that soun like one of her tweets?
ReplyDelete"Deliriously deciphering this decadent ."..oh f** I'm stumped. Please somebody hep me!