Friday, October 28, 2011
BuzzFoto Blind Item
This B/C list actor from mostly an action genre is happily married to his wife. Our source says it’s because the two have developed a strange fetish that involves figure skating… naked. As in they coordinate a routine and everything, sans the sparkly outfits. You can’t make this stuff up.
Hey whatever works! This sounds cool. Pun intended.
ReplyDeleteBetter watch those sharp blades on the skates, or this could end up a Bobbitt situation!
ReplyDeleteOh yes you can Buzzfoto. Yes you can.
ReplyDeleteThe most amusing part of this blind is the very last sentence.
ReplyDeleteThis sounds like an accident waiting to happen. I hope they have all the kids they want, because he may not have the "boys" long.
ReplyDeleteEven if it were true, this would be incredibly lame. If he's from an action genre, he would probably have his own rink... how is that any different than a married couple going skinny dipping together in their own pool? BORING...
ReplyDeleteI would love to see some pictures of this....LMAO.
ReplyDeleteThis is just weird. Those rinks get mighty cold, just sayin'.
ReplyDeleteCathy, it's different because swimming pools are WARM and ice rinks are COLD. Makes a difference when you are nude.
ReplyDelete@ida said it best. of course you can (and most likely do) make this stuff up.
ReplyDeleteWhatever works...
ReplyDeleteI can't believe there aren't photos. Or video....
ReplyDeleteJust a few questions...
ReplyDelete1. How the fuck would one go about "coordinating a routine" without renting out an ice rink? It's not like a B/C list anything could build their own ice rink.
2.Wouldn't people at said ice rink talk?
3.Shouldn't "coordinate" actually be "choreograph"?
4.This bastard would have to be hung like a goddamn mule what with the cold factor and all unless his wife isn't into that sorta thing...and by that sorta thing I mean a guy with some actual dick.
5.While the skating-in-the-raw thing would be risky it sure would help said couple save a lot of money on the sequin bill.
6.Would Dick Buttons be present for the routine/judging?
Oh BuzzFoto, you sure give me something to think about while I'm in the In-N-Out drive thru line, but my Animal Style Double Double awaits...ta ta fuckers.
@stanley roper - nothing to add but my gawd best. alias. ever.
ReplyDelete"You can't make this stuff up." Can't you, BuzzFoto? But don't you?
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