This actor recently had a baby with his non-famous wife and is loving life as a new father. The recent change has him sweating and feeling extremely guilty over the stripper mistress he keeps in a condo only two blocks away from his own home.
also danny mcbride, don't think his wife is famous - really it can be anyone w/ a non-famous wife so pinning this one down is impossible. sure we can narrow it down to a few, but that's it.
Also, in Owen's defense, there was that whole thing about the baby not really being his, but the girl's fiance who she was still seeing unbeknownst to Owen. I remember Enty had a whole thing on it. So I think once he found out that the baby wasn't his, and that they lady in question was still getting w/ her ex who was still a current, he dropped her. Good for him. Boyfriend does not need anymore drama in his life after that whole suicide attempt thing. Just sayin'
I hate to say it but Vince Vaughn comes to mind. Especially the "sweating" part, since I always think of him sweating all the time, at least in photos.
Owen Wilson?
ReplyDeleteMike Meyers' wife just had a baby, but isn't he supposed to be gay?
ReplyDeletedidn't Owen Wilson drop his baby's mum?
ReplyDeleteOwen is not married, Mike is on the down low from what has been written in the past. I have got nothing other than that.
ReplyDeleteoops, yeah Owen's not married.
ReplyDeletecould be David Chokachi. his wife isn't anyone famous.
ReplyDeleteOr Vince Vaughn?
ReplyDeleteThe baby wasn't Owen's, it was her boyfriends.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes Mike is gay.
also danny mcbride, don't think his wife is famous - really it can be anyone w/ a non-famous wife so pinning this one down is impossible. sure we can narrow it down to a few, but that's it.
ReplyDeleteOrlando Bloom?
ReplyDeleteAlso, in Owen's defense, there was that whole thing about the baby not really being his, but the girl's fiance who she was still seeing unbeknownst to Owen. I remember Enty had a whole thing on it. So I think once he found out that the baby wasn't his, and that they lady in question was still getting w/ her ex who was still a current, he dropped her. Good for him. Boyfriend does not need anymore drama in his life after that whole suicide attempt thing. Just sayin'
ReplyDeleteOrlando's wife is a famous model. I actually like the Vince Vaughn guess a lot. I think she was a Realtor or something.
ReplyDeleteDavid Schwimmer? He has a non-famous wife and gave birth back at the end of May. Sam Tramell's non famous wife also gave birth to twins.
ReplyDeleteI hate to say it but Vince Vaughn comes to mind. Especially the "sweating" part, since I always think of him sweating all the time, at least in photos.
ReplyDeleteVince Vaughn sounds good to me! He seems like the type.
ReplyDeleteThis one does smell like Vince Vaughn. He seems like a stripper mistress at the condo kind of guy.
ReplyDeleteSam Trammell's not married, and his baby mama isn't FAMOUS famous, but she is a known actress.
ReplyDeleteI like the Vince Vaughn guess. A lot.
The use of the word "sweating" further leads me to Vaughn who is always covered in flop sweat.
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was Matt Damon.
ReplyDeleteDid Owen have a baby with someone else then? I swear I just saw him recently (maybe on Ellen) talking about his new baby...?
ReplyDeleteI'm skeptical that Owen isn't the baby daddy. Why else would he keep having the kid visit him?
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