Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Beyonce And Her Baby Bump


Before Beyonce went this whole prosthetic baby bump route she really should have put a call into Nicole Kidman about how to do it. One way is to make sure you are rarely caught in public and for goodness sake, do not under any circumstances give an interview where you have to bend over. If so, you get the kind of photos that Media Take Out managed to grab from an interview Beyonce did on Sunday night. They also have the complete video. Do you think Beyonce wants to be bigger than she is? Are they going the surrogate route? There is something going on and Beyonce needs to come clean. The other thing is she really needs to talk to Nicole about sizing. I think this is the one Beyonce went with for the MTV Video Music Awards which is nice for showing off, but after six weeks should be a little larger. Instead, Beyonce seems to favor smaller ones unless she is giving an interview or on a red carpet.

79 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:37 AM

    That is just bizarre.

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  2. And no matter how many times this sort of thing happens, she will never acknowledge the truth.

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  3. I'm with Syko. This whole thing is bizarre. I mean, why?

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  4. I just don't get why one would fake it. So silly.

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  5. So is she pregnant or not?

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  6. It's really odd but didn't we see bikini pics of her pregnant? I'm thinking she padded because she isn't as far along as she said.

    Her bump at the MTV awards came out of nowhere.

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  7. I'm confused too. She's supposed to be due in Feb? I don't understand why you would be so high-profile and fake it.

    There were some pics of her in a bikini not that long ago, she looked pregnant in those I thought. Is she just trying to look further along? That's even weirder.

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  8. god bless the 21st century for gossip like this with such evidence. this is great stuff.

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  9. Oh, and my other thing is that she and JayZ (I'm not on a first name basis like the Gweneth) have only just now confirmed that they're married. I mean, we've seen no wedding pictures of them. Why do a big sell on a fake pregnancy?

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  10. Anonymous9:50 AM

    What would be Beyonce's motivation to fake a pregnancy? She's at the height of her career and doesn't need the publicity.

    Photos do look weird, though.

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  11. She could have been wearing a fake in the bikini pics. It's just a different kind of fake.

    Why fake it?

    Beyonce is known for her body. Why ruin her moneymaker?

    As for Nicole Kidman, it's alleged that she doesn't have a uterus.

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  12. I think the bikini photo would have been easy to fake, they do it in movies all the time....
    But I'm with the group that thinks she has a surrogate carrying the baby...because she's young she doesn't want to own-up.
    Also the press has been fantastic....

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  13. And by not having a uterus, I mean she was allegedly born without one. (I do not believe she was ever preggers with Ewan MacGregor's baby.)

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  14. From personal experience, baby will never let you bend like that. Imagine having a basketball there. Unforgiving. It is not like a flabby belly that smooshe down. Idiot.

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  15. Anonymous9:56 AM

    This is juicy! But also creepy. I hope she makes an official statement to explain it.

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  16. Weird just weird.

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  17. Maybe girlfriend just found her eatin' gene and is indulging in a 9-month long Subway, Olive Garden and Pizza diet and is just calling it a 'pregnancy' while someone else surrogates?

    Sounds awesome to me. You get the whole benefit of eating everything you want and gaining weight without people telling you you're fat PLUS at the end of the 9 months there isnt that whole vagina ripping wide open thing....win win ;-)

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  18. It's also pretty easy to just balloon your stomach out (especially after downing a healthy lunch, or if you already have a bit of stomach pooch/skin in the abdomen area) for the appearance of a naked belly bump. No one will be the wiser since it's a still picture, no?

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  19. The baby deflated, lol.

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  21. she should have worn a one piece instead of a bikini then if this baby is fake.

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  22. @Patty, I agree, if she was really preggers, she would have used her legs to crouch down instead of bend. does not look right.

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  24. But WHY??? I don't get it.

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  25. ATTENTION..............THAT'S WHY

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  26. Remember when Katie Holmes was preggo and her belly looked super weird to people? Huge one minute, diminished and misshapen the next? And there's no WAY Suri isn't hers. The kid looks just like her.

    I dunno. I've never been knocked up, so I'm reluctant to cast any suspicion towards B. Those pics might look odd because of the camera angle, shadows cast by lighting, and an oddly-fitting dress.

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  27. I do not understand why these celebs fake a pregnancy when others clearly come out with an adopted child. What's the big deal of saying you adopted? That's so much more noble than a fake pregnancy. And a helluva a lot easier too. Sheesh!

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  28. Bey and Jay are so busted. I saw this on MTO yesterday, they have alleged this whole pregnancy is a fake all along. They must have a good source. If she is infertile, she should just admit it and go on.

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  29. this is def weird. but idk what i think. the bikini pics.....looked real. but for her, i guess her boobs aren't as mommy-ready as they could be for the size of her "bump". its definitely curious that's for sure.

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  30. I've been pregnant, that is NOT a preggo belly. Weird!!!!

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  31. Also, he's wanted a baby...she stalled not wanting to ruin her figure because he wouldn't love her if she was fat...
    It looks like they found a solution.

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  32. On Katie Holmes......she was pregnant when she signed the contract with Tom....maybe 3-5 months, Suri was born before her public birthdate . So Katie was wearing a pillow after Suri was born until the public birth to ensure it seeming that Tom is the father.

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  33. that is just odd. It surely does look like the belly deflated, but even if it's fake, why would it deflate like that? What exactly are fake bellies made of?

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  34. Off Topic: http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2588645/jessica-simpson-lax-airport-01/

    She looks totally pregnant in this pic.

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  35. ^
    Oh boy that is DEF a baby bump on Jess!

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  36. Oh and my question is if B is faking, why would'nt she wear one of those fancy "like real" bumps that wouldn't do that? That's weird.

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  37. Hmmm makes you wonder. Here's a theory :) JayZ knocked up someone else and they are passing the baby off as B's. So she has to "act" preggo in order to convince the world the baby is actually hers. Possible?

    It does make you wonder though. If you are faking, why wear a figure-hugging dress like that, which will possibly give you away? If she'd worn looser clothing, no one would have paid any attention. Something for the pregnancy fakers to think about!

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  38. I got it! Jessica is carrying Beyonce's baby!

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  39. Suri may be Katie Holmes biological child, but I still don't think she gave birth to her. Also, I still think Suri looks more like Chris Klein than anyone else, but I may be alone on that point.

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  40. Weird. I'm sorry, but I think she's definitely pregnant based on those bikini pics. Could it just be the way her dress is wrinkling as she bends over?

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  42. I was in a yoga class in Nashville with Nicole Kidman while she was pregnant. I tried not to stare, but I'm pretty sure that was legit. It'd be hard to pull of a prosthetic in skin-tight clothes (in a yoga class no less) I would think. I think it was when she was around the 5th or 6th month? She was small though. At the same studio (on another occasion), Leann Rimes and her first husband came to class together, but that's a different story....

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  43. Pretty sure that Bey is actually pregnant- but is padding her belly to look bigger (which would do the same thing). Like she wasn't showing as much as she wanted for the VMAs, so they padded her out, and now she's stuck making herself look bigger until her belly actually catches up.

    I'm pretty tiny, and I didn't even have a belly that size until I was 6 months along. Then suddenly I blew up.

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  44. I think Suri is Tom's. She has the same *controlling* eyes. You can tell it's her way or the highway, and she gets that from daddy.

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  45. But what about the pic in the ruffled white bikini with her stomach exposed?

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  46. Anonymous11:26 AM

    Where does one go to purchase a fake baby bump anyway? Bumps-r-us.

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  47. But isn't Tom Cruise sterile?

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  48. Wasn't there a blind last week about years ago Nicole was raped or something bad by the head of the Scientology church or something? The damamge was so bad to her uterus she wasn't able to have children...so she had her sister carry SUnday Rose through the entire pregnancy.

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  49. ...and no. Tom Cruise is not Sterile. Tom Cruise is gay and wont' have sex with women.

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  50. Tom Cruise is sterile, or else there would be IVF baby #2 for Katie...

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  51. I think Beyonce is pregnant, just not that big get so is faking it for a few months. I hated that mid-point where I jsut looked 'fat' for a few months before I looked pregnant. Her face looks pregnant.

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  52. I looked closely at the stills and I am convinced that what you see on still #2 here is the shadow of her hair across the belly that makes it appear as though the belly had sunken in.

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  53. Nicole Kidman has never had a uterus. I don't think the blind about the actress who was raped was about her.

    Gay and sterile are two different issues. Didn't Mimi Rogers come out and say he was sterile? Or is that an urban legend?

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  54. I thought the bikini pics looked real but not big enough. But now after seeing last night's Boardwalk Empire and what a good prosthetics team can do, I can accept that the bikini bump was fake/staged.

    I think Jay knocked someone else up and they're going to pass it off as theirs.

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  55. Tom Cruise's mom told us he was sterile in People Magazine in the 1980s. He had a bad fever when he was a baby and became sterile. It's a fact, and it's on record in print from his own mom. Not hard to look up.

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  56. I'm with you on this one, Ice Angel. Also, I have to say that out of all my girlfriends who have children , not one has had the perfectly round baby bump. They do seem to slide and crumple and do strange things...*L*

    It's not that I don't think celebs fake all kinds of things, but when it comes to pregnancy, each one is so different...it's just hard to tell.
    Plus Beyonce is starting to get pregnancy mouth...don't know what it is or why it happens, but a lot of women get this bloated look around their mouth and chin when they're pregnant. Like the insides of their cheeks are getting thicker or something.

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  57. lemme tell you all a lil secret....beyawnce has a 15year old daughter and this is allll publicity to stay relevant....

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  58. I recall seeing Katie Holmes in a bikini while preggo somewhere on an island vaca with Tom's kids. Why would someone fake a pregnancy!?

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  59. in the bikini photo, i think she was sticking her belly out to look bigger. she wasn't far enough along and it didn't look like a little baby bump like it should have. her whole belly up to her boobs was blown out. i'm an L&D nurse and have taken care of women with fake pregnancies. they do that.
    not saying she's not pregnant, but i think she wants to look MORE pregnant than she really is. either that, or someone's cooking a baby for her and she's not pregnant at all. a possibility.

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  60. I like the Jay-Z knocked someone else up, hey and Bey raise it as their own theory.

    Mimi Rogers said Tom Cruise was celibate during their marriage, has his mother ever retracted that sterile statement? Hope Suri never reads it.

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  61. *he and Bey.

    Though Hey and Bey does have a ring to it.

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  62. sorry but she's pregnant http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2034897/Beyonce-pregnant-Singer-shows-baby-bump-holiday-Jay-Z-Croatia.html

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  63. I agree. Beyonce is definitely pregnant, but she is not 30. She's 36 or 37. Gabrielle Union her childhood friend blew her real age out of the water. Gabby and Beyonce grew up together. She was telling an interviewer that Beyonce was a year behind her, so they would always hang out and have sleepovers. You can google it, and you'll find it.

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  64. i think bey is pregnant...she definitely is wearing some sort of padding in these stills though. i'm with whomever said it above, about at the VMAs she wore a "bigger" bump because she wasnt really showing yet. i just dont understand the need for that. you dont need to have a big bump to be prego. my sister in law is small and she didnt start showing until month 6 or 7 - like blew up overnight. hmmm...but i do think she is pregnant. i agree she LOOKS prego: the glow, the face gets that little bloated look, her boobs are bigger (although a good bra will do that too)...

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  65. Maternity clothes do that..she is only 5 months pregnant.

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  66. I believe the story that she doesn't want to "put her body throught the strain."

    In other words mess up her figure, just pay someone else and she can get the glory and still look good, physically anyway.

    Morally she's beyond help.

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  67. I think the bathing suit pics were staged with a wrap-a-round fake belly.

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  68. Anonymous4:33 PM

    imo I think she is not pregnant ..now don't shoot the messenger but one theory that has mentioned more than once that she may be faking a pregnancy only to lose it to gain sympathy and possible more sales bc her last album and fan base has dropped significantly...

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  69. @kid sis where did you find that info about the people magazine interview with tom cruis' mother? i only see a tabloid called the express said he was sterile and he sued them, won and they had to pay.

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  70. This is so bizarre!!! But I think it's a Spanx pooch. I think she IS pregnant but has been practically mummified with Spanx, and it's pooching all over the place.

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  71. I dont know if Suri is Toms or not but her birth was staged to coincide with his movie opening. To me it was blatantly obvious. Katie disappeared at about 7 months then reappeared with strange bellies to shop for shoes every day until the movie opened.
    I would be almost positive Sunday Roast was a pillow baby except wouldnt someone faking it do a better job of it?
    Travoltas new baby looks just like him so obviously the surrogate used his dna. How many men would fly to Australia when their wife whose age alone puts her at high high risk for preterm labor, a few weeks before the baby was due? Easy, she wasn't the one who was pregnant. I also suspect that starving themselves during pregnancy isn't the only reason some stars are back to their pre-pregnancy scrawny within hours, they weren't pregnant to begin with.
    Pregnancy is a huge PR coup, people love it as much as they love weddings but theres no divorce, just hand the offspring off to the nannies and pull them out for photo ops and people magazine.

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  72. I will never understand why someone would want to fake a pregnancy. Seems like WAY to much effort for just some PR stunt.

    I want to hear more about Bey's 15 year old daughter!

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  73. @Crila- OMG- I just googled that stuff about Beyonce and Gab Union and YOU'RE SO RIGHT!

    Union had said that the two knew each other since they were teenagers and they would go to the same hair salon or something.

    Union later retracted saying 'I meant to say I've known her since I was in my mid twenties and SHE was a teenager' UHHHHHH

    Still sounds fishy as hell to me.

    This makes SO much sense too- I remember her turning 30 a few months ago and being floored---I was like How can she be only 2 yr older than me?! She looks much older than 30....

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  74. As to why she might do this, the timing seems to suggest it's b/c her album hasn't done well and she wants some positive buzz. Not unheard of.

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  75. btw- this is a much more interesting topic to me than the baby bump. Once Nic Kidman did it nothing like this can shock me now.

    But a fellow celeb actually tripping up and revealing something like lying about your age by 7 or 8 YEARS!?

    now thats ballsy

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  76. The only thing funnier would have been a doll sliding out from between her legs chanting "mama."

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  77. If you watch the video you can see it's not just a shadow from her hair. For whatever reason she is padding.

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  78. Regarding Beyonce's age, how hard would it be for anyone she went to school with to step forward with a yearbook?

    It seems like if she was really 5 years older that could be proved in a flash with a class photo by the year.

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