You know how some cheating husbands (like Arnold Schwarzenegger) really do want to get caught, so they do stupid things and leave obvious clues? Same thing with sexually conflicted Hollywood stars such as Crotch Uh-Lastic and Toothy Tile. Now, mind you, most closeted gay guys in Hollywood are more of the Fey Oiled-Tush variety and do not want to be known—under any circumstances.
However, there are exceptions, such as Crotch, Toothy and—we dare say—Lloyd Boy-Toy, who's totally pushing the gay envelope lately. Certainly the bisexual one:
Lloyd, always a most fascinating actor, is busy maintaining quite the dichotomy-filled existence: While he dates more and more (and younger and younger) attractive women, he's also continuing to hire male prostitutes.
Now, keep in mind these women Mr. Boy-Toy goes out with are not just pretty fixtures for the famous guy to be seen with, as Lloyd also enjoys sexual relationships with these gals.
But he's also just as enamored with young men, trust us!
Add to this somewhat complicated life path the fact that Lloyd's also been caught screaming anti-gay epithets, as Lloyd's temper has never been something he's too great at controlling. Hmmm. Wonder what that means?
Probably exactly what it looks like: The handsome guy's not only conflicted about how he feels about other people's sexuality (hence, his own), but part of him is dying to be called out for who he really is!
Keep up the name-calling, Lloyd, and that's exactly what will happen.
And It Ain't: Daniel Craig, Robert Downey Jr., Hugh Jackman
Blah blah blah gay... blah blah blah...
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Blah blah blah.
The end.
My first thought was Clooney but he doesn't seem like the anti-gay epithets sort of guy. Stumped..Princess' answer is prolly right knowing Ted C.
ReplyDeleteyah, wot Princess said...
ReplyDeleteWilmer Valderamma? He keeps dating 16-18 year olds, even though he is in his 30's now.
ReplyDeleteBradley Cooper? Ryan Reynolds?
ReplyDeleteThis is rumored to be Alec Baldwin
ReplyDeleteSean Penn
ReplyDeleteJeff Goldblum dates lots of younger women, but I can't really see him screaming anti-gay epithets.
ReplyDeleteIt sounds like Alec Baldwin. He recently called a barrista a queen. Ted has been implying for years that Alec hit on him on several occasions.
ReplyDeleteSo sick of the closeted gay blinds.
ReplyDeleteIt's Alec Baldwin and I'm guessing that the anti-gay epithets involve his tweet about that poor barrista at starbucks, whom he referred to as an "uptight queen."
ReplyDeletehttp://www.eonline.com/news/coffee_closers_alec_baldwin_rants_about/262334
@cheryl - great minds think alike!
ReplyDeleteI thought Lloyd Boy Toy was Kevin Spacey? Baldwin seems to fit better, but he just does NOT give off a gay vibe to me.
ReplyDeleteONLY a queen will call someone else a QUEEN. A regular guy will just call him a fag. I think the Baldwin guess sounds right but....who knows..
ReplyDeleteIs refering to someone as an up-tight queen really an anti-gay slur? I know several gay guys who use this term quite a bit. I follow Alec on twitter and didn't think he was being mean, I just figured he had a barrista who was a pain in the ass and also happened to be gay. Plus, even if that was offensive, I don't think it qualifies as "screaming anti-gay epithets". I will agree though, that Alec does have a reputation as someone who has publically lost his temper more than once. I would also not be shocked to find out that he's bi-sexual. Plus, he's more or less in the same age group as the men listed in the ain'ts. But I don't see much connection between him and the ain'ts in any other ways.
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ReplyDeleteWhat Ted thinks and what is true are sometimes two different things.
No, damn it. : ( Not my funny, smart, sometimes so inappropriate/offensive Alec. All the cute ones are Bi/Gay. Ted would not have a chance with him.
ReplyDeleteAlec Baldwin is a good guess, there have been rumors about his bisexuality for years. And he's the same age AND the same level of celebrity as the "and it ain't"s. Plus his famous temper.
ReplyDelete...and am I the only one who finds the gay blinds to be fascinating? Much more interesting than the druggie ones.
ReplyDeleteRQ - Dick Wadd is Kevin Spacey. And rightly appropriate too!
ReplyDeletelol Cheryl! I'm really beginning to wonder. You'd think Kim Basinger would have had something to say about Baldwin by now if he were gay ;)
ReplyDeleteDick Wadd! Really?!Hahahaha..I'm like a 12 year old boy.
ReplyDeleteThe frustrating thing (okay there are many--of the frustrating things) about Ted C's Blind Vices is that there is NO hope of EVER getting a reveal, so what's the point? With Enty's blinds, at least the less-juicy ones, we may be told at some point.
ReplyDeleteI have no good guesses, but I would like to add that I would be absolutely delighted if someone called me an "uptight queen"! :)
ReplyDeleteToo cute Maja. Will do:)
ReplyDeleteWith the reference to Boy Toy (makes me think of Madonna) and bad temper, I'm also on the Sean Penn train.
ReplyDeleteOne thing bothers me: Alec Baldwin is New York. Ted C. is L.A. Ted doesn't usually do gossip about people from N.Y.
ReplyDeleteThat @Maja with a J is really an uptight queen, dontcha think?
ReplyDeleteOh wait, I know--Mel Gibson!
ReplyDeleteFiggy - admit it, you thought Mel Gibson when typing uptight queen!
ReplyDeletehaha, yes @Rita, that phrase did bring his shining little punnum to mind! ;-P
ReplyDeleteAw, thanks guys! *L*
ReplyDeleteI say its Clooney. Alec Baldwin happens to be dating a young woman now, but its not like he has had a string of girlfriends that everyone knows about.
ReplyDeleteClooney, on the other hand, breaks up w/one woman and finds another immediately and she is thrust into the spotlight.
I think that Clooney thrusts his girlfriends into the spotlight for a reason, and the reason might be so that no one will be suspicious about his sexuality.
Why would Daniel Craig be mentioned in the aint's? Grr.
ReplyDeleteI say Baldwin since it mentioned his temper issues.
Do people reall believe Teds fanfiction
ReplyDeletealec baldwin has about 10 years on all the aints, i wouldnt say they were in the same age range.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking the same thing Jen. No way is Alec Baldwin same age category as Daniel Craig or Hugh Jackman. They're early 40's and isn't he well in his 50's?
ReplyDeleteAll the ain'ts have done both Broadway and movies.
ReplyDeletecraig= james bond
ReplyDeleterdj= iron man
hugh jackman= wolverine
so could this guy be of the same age / celeb status And played some sort of super hero slash iconic character? :)
i was thinking of clooney too because he was Batman (suckiest one ever) but i had to do a bit of research first:
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-temper "George has a whopping temper. I mean volcanic,"
-name calling "fat cow"
-rupert everett hatin him "if he's straight..."
-calling fabio "you big thing" and fabio (?!) thought his voice was unmanly, wth. haha
sorry for my enthusiasm, first, oh, 2nd time post here you see. :)
This is Leonardo DiCaprio. No question.
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