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You ready for a game of six degrees of Blind Vice separation?

Poor vanilla Chutney Jones never has any fun, right?

Right. Except that she did, for like one second there after slutty Jerry Rock-Butt dumped her snooze-worthy (but expertly toned) tush to bed a more sexually adventurous T-town chick—Kiki Doheny, of course. So what did old Chut do?

Skanked it up with another Vice star!

We already told you that Chutney was getting her flirt on with Saucy Bossy, a bisexual superstar who's about as horny as he is famous (which is, very). Well things don't stay in the flirty stage with Saucy for long.

‘Cause he wanted action. And Chutney wanted to show she can live on the wild side.

A dangerous combo, no?

Meanwhile, Jerr was out trying to woo Kiki, who used him and abused him while smiling for the cameras the whole time, leaving Jerry to drown his sorrows in a string of waiting hussies. Don't take it too hard, J—it's what she does to all her men.

Thing is (and, trust, we didn't expect this), Jerry ran back to Chutney with his tail between his legs.

And as stupid as she is, she took him back! But Saucy Bossy has a nasty little STD that Chutney could have easily picked up. Guess only time (and some mysterious itching) will tell.

AND IT AIN'T: Minka Kelly, Jennifer Lopez, Ashley Greene