Taylor Swift & Reese Witherspoon Have Lunch Together
Normally I don't see how two people having lunch is all that fun to discuss. However, when the two people both dated the same person then it becomes a little more interesting. US Weekly says the two discussed Jake Gyllenhaal, but they really did not have to crawl too far out on that limb to say that. Of course the two are going to talk about him. Other than Nashville it is the one thing they have in common. US says the two talked about how vain Jake is. I would like to know why Taylor and Jake cut it off so quickly. I have asked and asked, but no one seems to know. Jake was flying Taylor all over the world and flying to see her. It was kind of like what Leo is making Blake Lively do right now. Notice that Leo did not fly from Sydney to New York for the weekend to see Blake, he made her come to see him. That is probably the longest time to get to a booty call ever. The previous record was held by Julia Roberts when she went to see Daniel Day Lewis. At least Julia got to fly private though.
How do they know what those two talked about? Are there microphones under the same or something?
ReplyDeleteI don't know why I wrote same, should be table. Not even close.
ReplyDeleteAnother blind item solved. Or has it already been?
ReplyDeleteWhat's this about Julia and DDL??
ReplyDeleteMaybe Taylor realized that Jake was serious about "no means no" and that the key to the Gate To The Kingdom was strictly penis-shaped.
ReplyDeleteSeems a bit strange. Also, maybe reading too much into this, but there have been rumours about both of these women being gay, so there's the obvious implication that they're sleeping with each other lol
ReplyDeleteI know Taylor is tall, but holy cow, is Reese like 5'0"?? They look like a basketball player and a gymnast here.
ReplyDeleteI can't remember if that was revealed before or not, but Julia and DDL were the most popular guesses. Sweeeet, love these little reveals.
ReplyDeleteAnd it is weird they would hang out together now, but this does make me wonder more about what ended Jaylor or whatever their stupid name was. I didn't really pay attention at the time, figured it was a pr thing.
And Taylor does look like a giant.
Maybe they discussed how much fun it was bearding for Jakey G.
ReplyDeleteMaybe they discussed how much fun it was bearding for Jakey G.
ReplyDelete@Patty, I think the blind was A list woman who made the producers or whoever on some movie pay for her to go out and "convince" someone to be in a movie. She had no intention of him being in the movie, just flew out there for sex (from CA to the UK). This is horribly paraphrased, but that's the gist of it :)
ReplyDeleteAren't they both from the south? and when 2 southern ladies meet aren't they supposed to lunch like ladies and "love every minute of it" and then trash talk each other behind their back forever more?
ReplyDeleteserously, maybe they just have the same agent or something?
I thought the Julia blind was that she flew to London to fuck his brains out so that she could get him to appear in either "Mary Reilly" or "Michael Collins" She did supposedly sample many a time, Liam's supposedly enormous piece during the filming of "Michael Collins." So this part of her career(the Irish/UK serious thing) at least was a personal accomplishment, if not a professional one.
ReplyDelete@what do I type here - Bless your heart.
ReplyDelete@Aly - Was that when Liam was married????
Taylor is SO tall! She looks beautiful there. I find it interesting they lunched too. Unless Taylor is about to make another movie cameo or something?
@Lelaina -- "Bless your heart."
ReplyDeleteThat is a *perfect* response. ;-)
I've always thought that maybe *Jake* was the one to break the news to Taylor that he needed a beard, that it wasn't pre-arranged by their agents. When Taylor realized he just wasn't that into her, she politely declined.
ReplyDeleteAnd please, as if anyone knows what these two talked about.
@Lelaina,
ReplyDeleteLOL I'll never forget when I first learned about "Bless your heart". I did a lot of business travel in the south when I had an Office Manager very charmingly explain to me how that works.
Only sometimes isn't it used in a milder way? I don't think it is always a diss is it? Just curious ;>
@Lelaina - your much nicer than I was about to be.
ReplyDeleteBless your heart - is typically a kinder version of "well aren't you a little bitch" gently wrapped in a magnolia scented utterance. It is also used to soften an insult or give the impression that the person giving the insult is reluctant to do so. "That woman is homelier than a dog mixed with a pig. Bless her heart." or "Bless his heart, he never did have alot of brains."
so does this mean Taylor still isn't over Jake or is she just looking for source material for her next album.
ReplyDeleteSeems kinda creepy to me, Reece I get she was with Jake for a few years. But Taylor? It was a few months tops.
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ReplyDeleteMaybe their going to do an album together? It's possible...
ReplyDeleteSorry, that should be "they're"
ReplyDeleteSo Reese is 4'10"?
ReplyDeleteJulia Roberts and Liam Neeson lived together after meeting on the set of the film Satisfaction which was about an all girl band and starred Justine Bateman. Julia was in a supporting role in the film.
ReplyDeleteThe thought of talented DDL hooking up with Horseface always makes me sad. I thought though Julia said she'd "convince" him they did it bunnies and then he told the producers he wasn't interested in doing the movie with her.
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine their first meeting?
ReplyDelete(Reese and Taylor speaking at the same time): "So, how did you like being Jake's beard? JINX! You owe me a coke!"
Taylor looks super classy in this pic, but Reese's dress looks as if it is hanging a little low on her. I love her hair, though!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if DDL was careful with Horseface because you know she is a walking STD and probably takes Valtrex.
ReplyDeleteco-sign @crila16 said...
ReplyDeletenoooooo. that roberts and DDL part has broken my heart.
ReplyDelete@Voice of Reason - Yea, it doesn't always have to be. I know people that use it quite sincerely at times.
ReplyDelete@BigMama - I love it! I need to remember to use "wrapped in magnolia scented utterance" :-)