I was hoping Kristin Davis would make another appearance in the blog. She has one of my favorite tag lines ever used which is down below. It turns out she is pretending she is only 35 years old. Well, that is what her birthday party was for this weekend. If she is 35 it has been a long, long hard 35 years. If you saw her on the street and were deciding how much to pay her for a few minutes of your time how old would you guess she is? I don't think 35 is going to come out of your mouth for how much you would pay her or her age.
Anyway, Tareq Salahi was her date to her birthday party. Apparently she wanted Tareq to meet some women who would make him happy and would not run off with Neal Schon unless he paid them more. Between popping out of her dress every few minutes, Kristin was all over Tareq. Think she has a chance to get on Real Housewives? It would be interesting.
Ah, well matched. A tit for tat. Literally.
ReplyDeleteWhat a lovely couple.
ReplyDeleteAdd her to the list with Chelsea Handler (36??) with honorable mention to Lindsay Lohan who's still in her 20's and looks 45.
ReplyDeleteOh my god. I have never heard of this woman, but she looks like PURE class in that get up.
ReplyDeleteChelsea Handler is 36? Are you kidding? I just imdb'd her to check. Uh-uh. Nope. Not buying that one. How do actresses go about changing their age, anyway? How can you hide a birth certificate? I've always wondered about that.
ReplyDeleteHow is Heather Locklear only 50?
ReplyDeleteI guess the same way CZJ stayed in her 40's forever.
Yeah, but Chelsea Handler has also lead a very hard partying life, which still continues to this day. Drugs + Alcohol + Smoking ages you. Also see: Lindsay Lohan
ReplyDeleteThis Kristen Davis makes CoCo look like a delicate flower.
What's up with this chick's hairline?
ReplyDelete35? hahahahaha It has always amazed/disgusted me that some men actually like being seen with these fake blonde/big boob combo platters like this one - yuk
ReplyDeleteOMG have y'all seen the new Lohan pictures over on Lainey?? Yellow and brown nicotine-stained teeth in all her pictures. She is so gross now. And OVER. She can't even be bothered with basic upkeep required of a "celebrity".
ReplyDeleteShe looks like Adrienne Maloof to me. A cheaper version but similar in my opinion.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure about Real Housewives but she would be a shoo-in for Silicon Hookers
ReplyDeleteHey! I like Coco! She seems to have a brain in her head, and I actually think Coco is pretty. This woman in the photo - WOW. Just...WOW.
ReplyDeleteWell, she is just a fresh, delicate flower, isn't she? *L*
ReplyDeleteI like Coco too - she seems really sweet and she doesn't make any excuses for the way she dresses.
ReplyDelete@ Daveb - made me lol! : ) 35 years old my ass.....
ReplyDeleteI agree Coco is a much better version of this and seems pretty sweet. Go Ice T.
OMG, she looks just like that ventriloquists doll Madame. I can't remember the name of the ventriloquist, but she is a dead ringer for his doll.
ReplyDeleteHoly shit that woman is hideous.
ReplyDeleteI like Coco too! She's pretty funny, actually. I *do* think she's had butt as well as breast implants (duh), but she's pretty cool.
ReplyDeleteThis woman is just hilarious. Nice thigh cellulite there, hon. And she's 58 if she's a day.
So did this woman sell all the mirrors in her house to buy that dress? She can't honestly believe that she looks good with that hair, that blue eyeshadow, that neckline, that hemline. What a wreck.
ReplyDelete@Rita: Tit for twit, so to speak.
ReplyDelete@kelly: "...fake blonde/big boob combo platters..." Classic!
So Tareq is as much a famewhore as his soon-to-be ex. I originally and erroneously thought she was the one driving the famewhoring bus.
ReplyDeleteEXACTLY what Chopchop said. Exactly.
ReplyDeleteMaja, you silly girl!! We need to party.
@Robert, choked and spit out water all over my screen when I read your comment. Then read it again correctly for I thought you were misquoting me with a twat, not a twit.
ReplyDeleteHonest mistake. Carry on then.
@Rita: If I had known it would make you laugh, I would have written that in the first place! But what I paraphrased is pretty accurate. The whole situation's laughable any way you look at it.
ReplyDeleteY'all, did you see the cellulite on her upper thighs?
ReplyDeleteHer boobs look like they are being sliced in half. She'd better be careful or those balloons will pop!
And her hair looks like the hair on Crack Whore Barbie.
I don't have the strength to comment on the face.
I like Coco too (what little I have seen her on her show and in interviews) but you have to admit...she doesn't dress very demurely. ;)
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