Scarlett Johansson became the latest celebrity to have naked photos of them leaked to the internet after a hacker went into their phones and took the pictures. The photos, all of which appear to be self taken show Scarlett in all her glory. Well, if you consider a full back shot and a boob shot in all her glory. I am just grateful that Sean Penn was not naked in any of them . The FBI is investigating because stealing photos from a phone is a crime. Now, if she had left the camera somewhere, then it would be a whole different thing. To look at the NSFW photos, click here.
Well...at least she didn't pull a Blake Lively and have her rep deny it.
ReplyDeleteIt's definitely her. You can see her stupid Lisa Frank arm tattoo in the butt shot.
Hasn't half of Hollywood seen her naked already?
ReplyDeleteShe looks better naked than dressed....probably because she has such awful taste in clothes and men (Sean Penn)
ReplyDeleteYou know, if you don't want to take a chance that your nakey pics will show up online, then don't take nakey pics.
ReplyDeleteUh, I can't see any ink that identifies that woman as ScarJo. Plus she looks at least a cup size too small to be her.
ReplyDeleteBut...if it's actually her, and she actually cared about my opinion, I would say, "Honey, you have a nice ass." I mean, for a woman who is a serious, dedicated actress who gets fawned over because of her cleavage, the woman in that shot has no reason to be shy about her tush.
Not sure I buy all these leaked nude photos and sex tapes. It's pretty much a joke these days when they suddenly get "leaked". I think the celebs participate to keep their well oiled PR machines running.
ReplyDeleteSyko - I believe that if you don't want strangers to see naked pictures, you shouldn't SEND them to ANYONE. But if you take them in the privacy of your home and don't send them to anyone, then you should have a reasonable expectation of privacy. Not that it guarantees they won't show up online, but if they do, you've got much better recourse that way.
ReplyDelete@B. Profane... pretty sure she's got some great bras!
ReplyDeleteI think its def her. I forget where but recently there was an article about how much weight she's lost since her divorce. And her boobs were the main focus. They are a cup smaller than they used to be so if these were more recent pics it makes sense.
ReplyDeleteAm I alone with NOT having naked pics of myself on my phone?
ReplyDeleteIf you don't want to risk your pics leaked, DON'T TAKE THEM.
ReplyDeleteThese idiots will NEVER learn.
I actually have always thought Scarlett is quite stunning, but was surprised to hear her name in the same sentence as "leaked naked photos". No matter what people seem to think of her, I've always thought she has aimed to be a little classier than most, and succeeded. (her choice of Penn notwithstanding)
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ReplyDeleteNaked pictures??? I don't even want photos of me in a one piece swim suit getting out!
most times these pics are from hacked email accounts tied to a phone, not sure how you get the pics without the physical phone in hand
ReplyDeleteIf that's actually her, in an alternate reality I would send those pics to a couple of ex-girfriends who had that ass and were actually more buxom with the caption, "See, I told you you were a hot babe!" Because for all her talent--and I do think she's a good actress--as a sex symbol she's not all that special. There's lots of women with that figure and any of them belong on magazine covers as much as ScarJo--or at least two that I know.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Syko. At the very least, don't use a cell phone to snap your nudies.
ReplyDelete@The Black Cat - you are not alone. I'm mortified to see myself naked. Perhaps if I looked like Scarlett, I'd snap a couple. Probably not.
She is attractive in a weird way but comes across as vapid trying to be smart.
@MrPresident: too many people use weak passwords, such as their birthdate and such stuff. Or use a password recovery hint that everybody can find on Wikipedia (a celebrity's mother name, for instance...). So, when you get the e-mail address, you can use a few tricks to hack into the list of sent or received messages.
ReplyDeleteBut it isn't necessarily her account that was hacked. It could be a guy she sent the pictures. If it was Sean Penn, you can now expect dozens of pictures of porn stars next to rails of cocaine.
This brings up an interesting point of contemporary dating etiquette: what is the protocol for returning revealing photos after you break up? Because I've scrupulously returned hot shots that were given to me freely by darlings after it was over but, say, a whole set of negs from an actual photo shoot, are you obliged to destroy those?
ReplyDeleteAnd if you think that's a pain, imagine sorting through the effects of a dead parent and having to throw out the nudies of Dad's various old girlfriends...one of whom was later the Secretary of [redacted] for a large Western state.
@B. - I think that in this digital age, the only way to "return" photos is to delete them... I don't think too many people actually print them out anymore. But there's not really a way to make sure that someone deletes all images from their phone, computer, etc. which is why it's so important to not send naked pictures to anyone (and if you do, make sure your head or any tattoos are not in the photo).
ReplyDeleteEven if I didn't include my head and I don't have any tattoo, it would be hard not to recognize me. There aren't many people on Earth who have such a micropenis.
ReplyDelete(Yes, I'm a guy).
@Cathy -- Agreed, that's just common...oh hell. Oh hell. Uh, point taken. I mean, no loving father and respected professional would send pics of himself to a kino girl in Carson City, right? With his ink showing? Right? That would be crazy.
ReplyDeleteI do not understand how people see her as so attractive. Cute yeah but beautiful? All in the eye of the beholder I guess.
ReplyDeleteNot as bad as Rumer and thats a mercy.
@Angela -- Well...if it's any consolation, most women *I* know are petrified of Dirk Digler penises. Most of us don't WANT our men to have sequoias bulging out of their pants. I'm sure whatever you've got is absolutely fine. :-)
ReplyDeleteOver on Celebitchy there is always talk of how much a party girl and a slut Scarlett is, so photos like this match that persona... I always had tit envy for her but not after seeing that photo.
ReplyDeleteHer ass is AMAZING!
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ReplyDelete@ Ida and Blinky: I was just kidding about the micropenis thing. To be more honest while staying polite, let's just say you won't find me buying a Lamborghini or any other "compensating" item, i.e. I try to be less obsessed about it than the regular male. Anyway, 49,9% of the guys are statistically under average and 49.9% above average, so, in either case, no big deal.
ReplyDeleteOf course Celebitchy is ripping her apart, they hate women at that site.
ReplyDeleteI have to say, I'm kind of disappointed, I thought they'd be spectacular. But she did lose weight and they're sometimes the first to go. :(
That said, I doubt she leaked them herself. She doesn't need the attention nor does she like the attention, she's very private. Besides, she knows their worth. You don't give those away for free.
As to how the photos can be hacked, it may depend on her provider. I used to be with a provider that created an account for you when you joined with them. Any time you sent a pic, a copy would be added to that page as a gallery. I never used it because the pictures sucked (before smartphones) but I was very aware of its existence.
"Of course Celebitchy is ripping her apart, they hate women at that site."
ReplyDeleteTHIS. If you have a vagina, celebitchy will deem you either "cat-faced" or "tweaked."
Kinda sad when a website written by a few women is even more sexist than Drunken Stepfather.
WTF! Why carry around nude pictures of yourself on your phone? So they'll be handy when you think of someone to send them to? Is that instead of just passing out business cards?
ReplyDeleteKinda like leaving the garage door open & complaining when you're burglarized. Hard for me to feel sorry for her. If they are that important & private you keep them safe at home or in a safety deposit box. Yes - phone hacking is wrong & illegal. But not everyone who's the victim of a theft get the FBI to investigate.
The pictures are nothing more than she shows in her movies.
@Angela -- No one has a small cock anymore, not in the US anyway. When I was in college only a couple of girls intimated that my cock was anything special. Twenty years later, divorced and dating, I'm hung like John Holmes. Either the average woman's vagina has shrunk an awful lot or (the obvious answer) it's become the style for the lovlies to talk up the dick-size of the guy they're banging. It's a sweet gesture but it does get a little silly.
ReplyDeleteIda, don't forget the endless "biscuit" and "dong" jokes. So droll.
ReplyDeleteI hope Kaiser reads this.
^ LOL
ReplyDelete@Angela: Aw, geez! I provided TMI in an attempt to help you feel better about yourself, and you were just pulling our legs for sympathy. Come over here and take it out so I can slap it, you big dope. =:-/
ReplyDelete@Anita -- Of COURSE Kaiser reads this site! She has to steal her material from SOMEwhere (besides Lainey and Dlisted, that is). ;-)
ReplyDeleteSomewhere in a tony New York City triplex Woody Allen has excused himself from the familial dinner table, locked himself in his bathroom, wallpapered the walls with these photos and is whacking off to beat the band.
ReplyDeleteOh, Scarlett. I thought you were better than this.
ReplyDeleteIf I was going to send a nude photo to a man, it would be a painting! I don't want to send or receive nude photos.
ReplyDeleteI can't think of a more yawn-inducing news piece than this here nude photo "scandal".
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