It is tough work walking down a runway for 15 seconds, so in France, the models get a 5 minute break when they are halfway down the runway.
Because serial killers want to look good in their killing smocks.
I have no words. For those hard to reach spaces when dusting?
"Jacque. Our last top was ruined in the fire, what shall we do?""Pierre, go buy some rope, wrap it around the model and cover her breasts. We will call it a top and it will be a huge hit."
"Genius."
Apparently these two are happy to provide their own photo captions.
How does Jessica Alba get so skinny so fast?
Jessica Biel manages to drive, laugh, and hold an umbrella at the same time. Justin Timberlake seems to appreciate her multi-tasking skills.
Kaley Cuoco makes a peen joke.
Apparently these two are happy to provide their own photo captions.
How does Jessica Alba get so skinny so fast?
Jessica Biel manages to drive, laugh, and hold an umbrella at the same time. Justin Timberlake seems to appreciate her multi-tasking skills.
Kaley Cuoco makes a peen joke.
The only true stars in these photos are the guys from Hillbilly Handfishin'. Love those guys! Most random, entertaining show ever :)
ReplyDeleteAnyone who can make consistently entertaining half hour shows where all the action takes place under murky water (grabbing catfish with their hands) is awesome in my book.
Jessica Alba does look good! When did she give birth? Wasn't it like 2 weeks ago?
ReplyDeleteIs it just me or do any of you think that the designers actually really hate the skinny models and so they try and see how ridiculous they can make them look? Because WTF? Who would ever buy 98% of the shit they show on the runway? And if we saw someone walking on the street looking like them we'd lock them up on a 51/50 hold.
ReplyDeleteI saw those guys on Letterman last night. They seemed great and you could tell Dave and his son are fans of theirs. More Craptastic Couture. I especially like the model in the black body bag with red lips. WTF???? Jessica does look good, Cash made sure his Wife/Financial Support for the entire household got back to her hiring weight.
ReplyDelete@bluebonnet - LOL on Cash Warren's cash cow!
ReplyDeleteBecause Jessica Alba has nannies, a personal chef and a trainer?
ReplyDeleteModels used to look pretty. Now they look angry and hungry.
ReplyDeleteOMG, that model with the feathers has ZERO curves. :( :( Who wants to hit that???
ReplyDeleteAgree, Cheryl. And that serial killer smock comment is dead on. Looks like something Dexter would buy.
ReplyDelete@ RQ- haha Dexter erotica! ;-O
ReplyDeleteBut honestly, ALL of the models featured on here from fashion week freak me out! I know people joke about the heroin sheik lifestyle all models presumably have BUT to actually have it put in my face this last week or so really drives home that 'joke' as more like an actual fact.
Some of them have dark circles under their eyes, they have jaw dropping angles protruding out of their faces, they look pissed off or tired/listless, and they all look way too young to emote that level of gaunt powerlessness I can feel radiating from the pictures.
I wont dismiss modeling out all together but I will say that I want to cuddle all these young women to me and just get them far far away from this industry.
and I'm sorry, I find nothing impressive over two redneck men having a camera on them while they kill fish in a creek/pond/river or wherever.
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ReplyDeleteIsnt it gossiped that celebs give birth/induce at 7 months in order to avoid the last few months of pregnancy weight .. Jessica Alba is one name that pops up who has done it....
@LULU: What!?! Oh wow, I have never heard about women doing that... Although doesn't actually shock me too much (for Hollywood)... Wow.
ReplyDeleteDid we read here that models are being forced to pay Russian mafia to walk runways this year? I know I just read that somewhere. Possibly Daily Mirror? Sounded really sad. But that would give them more reason than not eating cheeseburgers to be pissed off. They do all look extremely pissed this year.
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