It was Ryan Phillippe ex-girlfriend day yesterday at the InStyle Event. Each ex-girlfriend that showed up got an autographed photo of Reese Witherspoon and a pregnancy test. On hand were Abbie Cornish and
Amanda Seyfried.
After not eating for much of September, Angelina Jolie holds on to the rail for some support.
Beyonce shows off her baby bump. Kind of.
The Desperate Housewives after watching the movie Contagion.
It wouldn't be a Desperate Housewives party without James Denton.
Randomness. Dave Stewart and A.R. Rahman.
Honestly, has anyone ever seen a Bachelorette party invitation which features the bride posing in lingerie?
Judging by her clothes and footwear, I don't think Eva Mendes was expecting her date with Ryan Gosling to be a hike.
The very skinny Gerard Butler.
Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber play Brangelina.
Yesterday was pose on the stairs day in the UK. Jessica Chastain got involved as did
the lovely Helen Mirren.
Amanda Seyfried.
After not eating for much of September, Angelina Jolie holds on to the rail for some support.
Beyonce shows off her baby bump. Kind of.
The Desperate Housewives after watching the movie Contagion.
It wouldn't be a Desperate Housewives party without James Denton.
Randomness. Dave Stewart and A.R. Rahman.
Honestly, has anyone ever seen a Bachelorette party invitation which features the bride posing in lingerie?
Judging by her clothes and footwear, I don't think Eva Mendes was expecting her date with Ryan Gosling to be a hike.
The very skinny Gerard Butler.
Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber play Brangelina.
Yesterday was pose on the stairs day in the UK. Jessica Chastain got involved as did
the lovely Helen Mirren.
I just noticed all of Ryan Phillippe's girlfriends look alike and a bit like Reese...
ReplyDeleteEach ex-girlfriend that showed up got an autographed photo of Reese Witherspoon and a pregnancy test.
ReplyDeleteOK that was funny...LOL
WTF is with that bachelorette party invite?!?! Holy tacky D: At least it's not an engagement party invitation. That's something, I guess.
Jen - My thought too! it's Susan Surrandon's daughter. The one I thought was beautiful and classy!
ReplyDeleteUh did Beyonce forget her pants?
ReplyDeleteI'm looking at the Selena / Justin picture - the baby in the front, in the blue onesie, HE IS SO OVER IT. His face is KILLING me XD
ReplyDeleteHe looks like the Evian baby!
ReplyDeleteHe looks like he's pissed at his agent, all "How the HELL did you get me involved in THIS crap???"
ReplyDeleteOh come one! He looks like he has Bieber fever! He's giving the evil eye to Selena, you know: hands off my Bieber.
ReplyDeleteThat Eva Amurri has always given me the creeps, ever since that one movie she was in (the only one?) where she played, in a stretch, Susan Sarandon's daughter. And her only "schtick" in her role was that she kept clearing her throat or hacking in some kind of weird way. It annoyed me so much that she's grossed me out ever since.
ReplyDeleteAnd this confirms it. Ick.
Bieber fever baby! lol
ReplyDeleteOr Bieliber Baby?
ReplyDeleteDave Stewart and A.R. Ramen are not at all random!
ReplyDeleteThey just put out an album together, with Mick Jagger and Joss Stone. The name of the group is Superheavy!
Album artwork by Shepard Fairy, the only one of the team who is still at least mildly relevant.
Let's keep up with our over-the-hill rock stars, people!
@figgy - have you seen Saved? Eva was in that one and it was actually pretty awesome.
ReplyDeleteEnty, The Ryan entry was LOL FUNNY! Loved it. : ) Glad to know I am not as prudish as I thought about Eva's Party Invite...Pretty Skanktastic.
ReplyDeleteRyan seems to have a thing for chins.
ReplyDeleteIt's true but is it also a blind? Lately every time Gerard Butler is mentioned it is also mentioned how skinny he is.
ReplyDeleteMaybe I'm getting too suspicious from all the blinds I've been reading.
Jeri i was thinking the same thing about the Gerard Butler skinny comment. That is two days in a row.
ReplyDeleteI'm not worried at all about Gerry (and he doesn't think anyone else should be, either). Yum! Thanks, Enty! MWAH!
ReplyDeleteMaybe that's what Eva plans on wearing out that night? That would be the only acceptable reason for that invitation.
ReplyDeleteNo but really... when did Eva A become hot? As much as I think that invite is tacky (and she did do that Stripper scene in Californication so there seems to be a theme here), she was always bug eyed and weird looking. Now she's a big sex pot. Her body is banging and her face is actually better than it used to be.... #lifemysteries
ReplyDeleteI read a book not long ago about a group of women, one of whom went mainstream as a pop artist and was very popular. Her next album didnt do as well and her agent suggested a pregnancy. Its all I can think of every time I see Beyonce showing off her baby bump.
ReplyDeleteIt also makes me think of the other stunts stars have pulled for publicity. Madonnas carefully timed divorce, Suri the two month old newborn.
was terri hatcher at the event? I wonder if something is going on with her? I watched part of that hispanic awards show last week, and she was the only housewife that didn't show up.....
ReplyDeleteUm, does Abbie Cornish have new boobs that she's really proud of or something? Because that's a weird pose.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of weird poses, I can't think of any way in which Eva Amurri's photo on her bachelorette invitation would be appropriate. If I received something like this, I would wonder exactly what kind of "party" this was going to be. And figgy, I totally agree with you regarding her "acting" in "The Banger Sisters." Awful!
Tubby or skinny, I would bang Gerard Butler like a kettle drum any day of the week. Damn.
Beyonce and Eva both need a few inches on their "dresses".
ReplyDeleteThat bachelorette poster is tackier than the Kardashians!
Amanda Seyfried looks batshit crazy.... That chick would seriously go nuts on you if given the chance
ReplyDeleteLMFAO @ Texshan about the Gerard comment. I totally agree!
ReplyDeleteOh and does Susan Surandon's daughter not have a neck?
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