Random Photos Part Two
Rande Gerber, Cindy Crawford and George Clooney all having a good time.
Evan Rachel Wood was there too and looked really good.
Eli Roth was also there and hitting on anyone he could find.
While Paul Giamatti just was his usual intense self.
The one and only David Byrne.
Jennifer Aniston and Justin running errands.
Jessica Alba is spotted for the first time since giving birth.
Jude Law and his man bag.
I think Katherine Heigl looks good but this haircut of hers makes her look like she is 50. Does she not realize this?
Annie Liebovitz has officially sold out. Sears and the Kardashians.
Annie has financial woes so do you blame her??
ReplyDeleteFunny, I always thought David Byrne's from Talking Heads was gay.
Give Annie a break. Her NY home, more or less, bankrupted here. In any event, the K-ho's have never looked better. Annie knows how to take photos. Much less about real estate.
ReplyDeleteHA! I was juuuuuust marveling a few hours ago at how yesterday was blissfully Kardashian-free, but I guess Enty needs his paycheck from Mama Kris -- thus, the mention of them in this post. I SWEAR, he must get paid to discuss those girls. It doesn't have to be praiseworthy -- they just want their surname in print. So, like, good job and everything, Enty.
ReplyDeleteCindy is perfection. I actually think she's more beautiful now than she was in her twenties. And her children? Um, they make Brangelina's kids look like monchichis, honestly.
Katherine Heigl looks like shit from head to toe. End of story. I still like her because of that whole dog-saving incident, however. Or, at least, I don't *hate* her.
Ever since I watched Thirteen, I've adored Evan Rachel Wood. I even stood behind her during the whole Manson phase. I think she's super-beautiful and extraordinarily talented.
David Byrne! Ahhh! My very first celebrity crush, and my love for him hasn't waned at all.
*LOL* When I loooked at that Kardashian picture, at first glance I thought Kim was sitting with her legs wide open and I thought it was pretty awesome and wished she had a beercan in one hand and the other in her pants. But no such luck. *L*
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Paul Giamatti, I watched "Win- Win" the other night, and it was really good.
Eli Roth and Evan Rachel Wood would make a good couple.
ReplyDeleteNo! Princess Aniston smokes?! Bet she's pissed they got that shot.
Aly, did you see the other pics in the series? They are all photoshopped to death. I don't blame her for the Sears/Kardassian gig, but distorting her photos like that couldn't be called anything other than "selling out."
It pains me to look at that photo and realize that Annie Leibowitz is not "all that". Not anymore, at least. I've got a 10 megapixel camera and a photoshop tool. I can brush away wrinkles on knees and make hair shadows, too.
ReplyDeleteIda - I echo your thoughts on Evan Rachel Wood. Love her style also. The only thing I never understood was her taste in men. WTF?
ReplyDeleteUm, Kim's face is photoshopped to hell.
I think that's a lollipop in Aniston's mouth.
I find Eli Roth totally hot.
that picture is awful. the pose--horrid. I think she needs the money and gave em the "I am on a trash pile heap" type pose on purpose...
ReplyDeleteshe used to smoke, but I think thats a sucker--
ReplyDeleteMaja - I thought the exact same thing!
ReplyDeleteI'm lovin' that David Byrne suit. Not many guys that could pull that one off.
ReplyDeleteAnnie isn't "sold out":she needs money to pay her house/justice trouble and she sold all rights for her works & try to recover them
ReplyDeleteWhen the page first pulled up, I thought that Cindy was Angie Harmon. They look so much alike in that photo!
ReplyDeleteIs that Cindy Sherman with David Byrne? They were dating for awhile and I hope they are still together. Cindy Sherman is amazing, love her work!
Maja., you're right about Kim looking like she has her legs spread open. Or, that she has three legs, now...
When I worked at Island Records in the early 80s, I saw David Byrne throwing up in a big potted plant at a party. HAHAHA any else I would be forever grossed out by but not for him, never for him.
ReplyDeleteFeh to Annie, I know she's broke and all but the K clan? Have I ever said how much I hate them? I go to news sites for, ya know, real news, and they make the headlines almost every day.
I know he's not classically handsome, whatever that is, but I've always been attracted to Paul Giamatti
ReplyDeleteKim has had too much plastic surgery as well. Kourtney is becoming the prettiest one by default.
ReplyDeleteI want one of those Vandals T-shirts.
ReplyDeleteAnother photo of Clooney and Cindy that backs up this blind from April wonder if this helped him decide to dump his last girlfriend:
ReplyDeleteCookie Muncher Has a Taste for Lady Parts. Last week when we told you King Schlong had fooled around with another male celeb for a bit when he was younger, many of you were shocked. Our King is gay? Just because he diddled a dude once or twice doesn't mean he's a homo, folks. As if! Sometimes fooling around with the same sex is a way to pass the time. Just ask Cookie Muncher. This superstar has everything: a hunky husband, flawless bod, perfect face...and a taste for women. No, she's not a lesbian. She just doesn't mind doing the girl-on-girl thing to turn her man—or partygoers—on. Babe knows how to a have a fun time, what can I say. While at a raging Hollywood house party a while back, Ms. Muncher was dancing up a storm on the pool table. She always has a way of making sure all eyes are on her (as if being one of the most beautiful women in the world had another affect on people). So, Cookie Muncher decides to strip off all her clothes while dancing, to the giant applause from the crowd. Another gal at the party thought that clearly looked like a fun idea. So she decided to take off her clothes and get up on the table with Cookie. We'll let our stunned party source take it from here: "Before you knew it, Cookie threw the other naked girl on the table and just started going down on her. For a while too! The crowd went crazy." Now you know where "munch" comes from. As for her husband, he looked on lovingly as ever, obviously. If a guy were to give another guy a blowjob in the middle of a similar party, people would freak. Why is it so much more of a big deal for a dude to dabble than a girl? And It Ain't: Julia Roberts, Angelina Jolie, Victoria Beckham. Cindy Crawford (George Clooney's girlfriend for the other girl)
Khloe is NOT sexy, she needs to stop trying. Kim's face is so plastic, it is getting hilarious.
ReplyDeleteCindy and George......damn, they are so good looking!
Are George, Rande and Cindy chuckling about Elisabetta's upcoming DWTS gig?
ReplyDeleteI had a bridesmaid dress the same colour green as David Byrne's suit. Is it made from taffeta, too?
Now I see the optical illusion that is Kim's spread. I wonder if Annie did that on purpose.
Enty- not to quibble, since it's a cute pic... but that isn't Jessica Alba's first time out after the baby was born. She was photographed not too long ago taking Honor to the doctor. (But she was wearing a similar maxi/cardigan combo)
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure Annie sold out a long time ago. But hey, when you're bankrupt, you take the paying gigs.
Khloe's pose is just super strange.
ReplyDeleteEvan Rachel Wood ALWAYS looks great, but she is a horrible actress. I had never seen her in anything before True Blood and she made me want to stop watching! I dont know how she is in other things... but on TB I just look away when she is in a scene.
Oh, and when is Jen's (I almost typed Rachel... WTF)boyfriend's former live-in love going to go public, do you think? Or has she been paid off?
ReplyDeleteLOVE David Byrne and Fear of Music is one of the most brilliant albums ever.
ReplyDeleteI think Jennifer Aniston smokes but wouldn't be caught smoking in public.
Annie Liebovitz is a hack.
Lainey is always implying George Clooney and the Gerbers have a sex thing going. A lot of Clooney's girlfriends look like Cindy too.
ReplyDeleteI think Khloe is the most gorgeous of the sisters. To each their own.
ReplyDeletei have hought clooney and gerber were lovers for years. to much time together. no one does that.
ReplyDeletethe kardashians have a clothing line! saw it today at the mall (sears, jc penny maybe?) its exactly what you would expect. mostly black, very tight, cut outs, tassels, whorish. i had to laugh because the poster showed the smaller 2 sisters so you could see them, and the loud/fug one upside down. good planning!
I thought Kim's legs were spread open also, and I do think it was intentional.
ReplyDeleteI want Evan Rachel Wood's dress, it's gorgeous.
When I saw how Kim looked in this photo (especially the legs spread mind trick) from a distance, she reminded me a lot of Amy Winehouse. Something about the hair, lips, eye makeup...
ReplyDeleteInteresting that Annie L. chose to shoot Chloe with her face mostly hidden.
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