Joe Manganiello says he cannot find a good date. Interested?
Kate Beckinsale would probably volunteer except for the whole husband thing.
Kate Middleton heads to a wedding.
Lindsay Lohan learns the art of pick pocketing in Milan.
Matthew M wants you to know he always has a pen available for all your autograph needs.
Patrick Dempsey hitting the red carpet solo.
Prince Harry hitting the bars solo before he heads to California and Arizona for a month to see how we party over here. Oh how I wish he could have spent his time in Arizona during Spring Break. That would have made for some great photos.
The entire male part of the Estevez family. Do you remember when Paula Abdul was married to Emilio?
Scarlett J in Milan.
Solange Knowles tries her new career as a DJ.
Snooki's dad asks about his check.
Tara Reid always looks so much better on the way to dinner rather than coming out of dinner.
Willow helps her dad celebrate his 43rd birthday.
Kate Beckinsale would probably volunteer except for the whole husband thing.
Kate Middleton heads to a wedding.
Lindsay Lohan learns the art of pick pocketing in Milan.
Matthew M wants you to know he always has a pen available for all your autograph needs.
Patrick Dempsey hitting the red carpet solo.
Prince Harry hitting the bars solo before he heads to California and Arizona for a month to see how we party over here. Oh how I wish he could have spent his time in Arizona during Spring Break. That would have made for some great photos.
The entire male part of the Estevez family. Do you remember when Paula Abdul was married to Emilio?
Scarlett J in Milan.
Solange Knowles tries her new career as a DJ.
Snooki's dad asks about his check.
Tara Reid always looks so much better on the way to dinner rather than coming out of dinner.
Willow helps her dad celebrate his 43rd birthday.
Look no further, Joe, I am here for you.
ReplyDeleteIs that Dempsey caption a clue?
No, no LMSM, I, will first test Joe if he is date worthy, then report to you.
ReplyDeleteQuite honestly, would rather start with Hot Ginge Harry first.
hhaaa.
Oh, Joe - did you know Joe is mah favorite name? It is now....
ReplyDeleteHappy B-Day Will - Libras rule!
And I can't tell you how much it pisses me off that that idiot/sleaze/oilslick of a semi-human Lindsay Lohan gets to travel and "enjoy" her life. She needs to be in jail. And rehab. Do they have rehab jail?
Eh, I'm kinda over that whole English fascinator hat thing. Like they try to look as ridiculous as possible. What do they have, a Ministry of Silly Hats?
ReplyDelete"Do you remember when Paula Abdul was married to Emilio?"
ReplyDeleteYep, they came into Dayton's together when I worked there - she was in town recording with Jimmy Jam & Terry Lewis. And now I just totally dated myself. And hey, that rules her out as MV, right? I know some people thought it was her, but there's no way those two would have faked her recording.
My Emilio looks like he got caught in the fish-eye portion of the lens... looks very out of proportion there...
ReplyDeleteYou all can have Joe - I'd definitely take the Hot Ginger Prince over the werewolf.
That man in the pic with Lohan has a very strangely long arm and hand...weird
ReplyDeleteI want to see this Joe M soon and half naked..... ; )
ReplyDeleteGood LORD, Tara is thin. Liquid diet, I'm guessing?
ReplyDeleteI think Solange is quite beautiful.
I was really hoping the royals would go away after the wedding. Sigh. No such luck.
If I hear anything about Harry, I'll let you know. He's supposed to be close by next month.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Patrick Dempsey left Jillian at home because she ALWAYS looks pissed on the red carpet.
Oh look, it doesn't matter if Lindsay's date is on the left or right, they're both creepy looking. Perfect.
I would like to change my statements about the royals to "all the royals except Harry".
ReplyDeleteOh, Joe, Joe, Joe...what I'd give for just one weekend with that man.
ReplyDeleteI'd certainly make it worth his while.
You know, if you take Prince Harry's features one by one, they arent very impressive or drool worthy.
ReplyDeleteAnd yet, something about him, maybe its a swagger or playfulness but man...he just looks like he'd be AMAZING in bed!
hahaha
Cool pic of the Estevez fam- Charlie STILL looks like a platter of piping hot disheveled mess though--yikes.
Am I the only one who thought that pic of Will and Willow is ADORBS?! For once I can look at one of his kids (Jaden too)and NOT grimace at their preening elitist snobby faces...
this looks like a happy dad and his little girl enjoying their time out together- its sweet.
btw- that pic of Snooki and her dad is sorta creepy to me for some reason...
ReplyDeleteis that Anna Faris next to Li-Lo? wow she looks coked out of her brain :S
ReplyDeleteYes I remember when Emilio was married to Paula. They got married during the Rodney King riots in 1992. They got married at the LA Courthouse.
ReplyDelete@Discobitch - actually, it might be Taryn Manning?
ReplyDeleteis that her from SOA and McGarrets sister in 5-0? she still looks coked lol
ReplyDeleteI find that very hard to believe, Joe, but I can assure you that many, many ladies would be willing to take you up on your offer.
ReplyDeleteI have often thought whilst watching Jersey Shore...what do their parents think of these kids. Smushing on TV and showing their cooka/kooka.
re the Scar Jo pic - at first I thought that was Taylor Swift.
ReplyDeleteRoyals (and fascinators) please go away!