A very thin Gerard Butler at the Machine Gun Preacher premiere with Michelle Monaghan.
Also there was Thomas Jane and his new friend, Kaitlin Doubleday.
The Goopster cozied up to Lenny Kravitz after he played a show.
Johnny Depp filming Dark Shadows.
Jennifer Hudson continues to look more and more amazing.
Meanwhile, Mischa Barton keeps making it through one day at a time fashion wise and otherwise.
My favorite picture of the year. This picture of Paris Hilton could not be any better.
Later look who she posed with. Yes, that is Jean Claude on the left.
You can barely see Reese's black eye in this photo.
Francois shows Valentina and Salma Hayek how to catch bird flu.
Also there was Thomas Jane and his new friend, Kaitlin Doubleday.
The Goopster cozied up to Lenny Kravitz after he played a show.
Johnny Depp filming Dark Shadows.
Jennifer Hudson continues to look more and more amazing.
Meanwhile, Mischa Barton keeps making it through one day at a time fashion wise and otherwise.
My favorite picture of the year. This picture of Paris Hilton could not be any better.
Later look who she posed with. Yes, that is Jean Claude on the left.
You can barely see Reese's black eye in this photo.
Francois shows Valentina and Salma Hayek how to catch bird flu.
HAAHAHAHAHAHA!! Oh Paris. I just found my new avatar for Dlisted.
ReplyDeleteGuess that's a reveal about Mischa...
ReplyDeleteI love the way Lenny is bending in...cause you know the Goop towers over him...
ReplyDeleteWhy is Gwyneth the Goopster? what does that mean?
ReplyDeleteThat picture of Paris is priceless.
ReplyDeleteDammit, I agree with Hayley that's a Mischa reveal.
Wow, I would have thought Depp were Michael Jackson there, if the latter were still alive.
Michelle Monaghan.....sigh. For some reason she irritates me to no end. She's in so many movies and I find her so BLAND. I can't figure out why she keeps getting cast in big movies.
what do I type here...
ReplyDeleteIt's from her blog.....and it just stuck
Gerard could pass for Bradley Cooper's brother in that picture; at first glance, that's who I thought it was.
ReplyDeleteJohnny Depp is playing Michael Jackson in the Dark Shadows movie?!
ReplyDeleteSo Mischa Barton is sober and taking it one day at a time, or Mischa is not sober and failing at one day at a time? I'm confused.
ReplyDeletePriceless Paris. Much love to the photog who got that shot.
Ladies, no more booties. Enough already.
Oh, let me guess. Johnny is filming a Tim Burton movie AAAAAGAAAAAIN, right?
ReplyDeleteI've actually heard that Tim has Asperger's Syndrome, though, so perhaps he prefers to work with actors who really *get* him and his intricate filmmaking process. I guess I can understand that. And Johnny IS a great actor, but he's affected as hell. In some ways, I think he's like the male Angelina -- minus the veiny-armed, homewrecking part, I mean.
MY favorite picture of Paris is the one where she's wailing in the cop car and being hauled off to the pokey. Never before have someone else's tears elicited such joy in the cockles of my heart.
Gerald Butler does absolutely, positively NOTHING for me. I think he's disgusting. Have at it, ladies. I'll just have to fight Rocket Queen for Gosling. ;-)
Valentina is easily my favorite celebrity child -- but it might be because I adore Salma, and she's her little doppelganger. And that picture is bizarre, a little scary, and also hilarious.
michelle monasomething looks fantastic.
ReplyDeletethat's some sad body language b/w thomas jane and the new gf...did they just meet last night or something?
don't care about johnny depp one way or the other...but i think i'm quite possibly the only female on the planet for whom he does absolutely nothing.
i was going to slam mischa's boots, until i saw reese's...way to overwhelm her pretty legs. #bootiefail
Thomas Jane new gf looks pissed.
ReplyDeleteLenny looks short...
Johnny looks like Michael J. with all that make up.
OMG Parasite looks like an old hag in that pic lolol.
Who is Jean Claude?? Never heard of him.
Salma's little girl looks cute. Doesn't her husband have another kid with a model (Can't remember her name)?
Forgot to say Pookie I don't care for Johnny either..
ReplyDeleteI was warm for Johnny's form when he was on 21 Jump Street. Needless to say, it's been a looooooooooong time.
ReplyDeleteUgh - JHud! I'm sorry, I do not believe for one second that she lost all that weight using Weight Watchers. She's got the unmistakable face of someone who has had gastric bypass, so I call b*llsh*t! She irritates the heck out of me that I change the channel everytime she comes on!
ReplyDelete@CB...I agree with you!!
ReplyDeleteThomas Jane's g/f is ANGRY. LOL
ReplyDeleteAnd that photo of Paris should be blown up and shown on every freakin gossip website around. I love it.
And finally - JCVD!!!!
I liked Johnny Depp up until just when The Tourist came out...when he had some fillers or something injected, his face started looking oddly taut and puffy.
ReplyDeleteyou guys all beat me to the Johnny Depp/Dark Shadows/Micheal Jackson comment...darn, you guys are so smart!
ReplyDelete@Maja, i liked Johnny until to The Tourist, too. i HATED them trying to sell tension between him and Angelina when it just wasn't there. annoyed the heck bells out of me!
I have a great pic of Paris in a top hat on the toilet. There are a LOT of good ones!
ReplyDeleteMischa is a mess, as usual.
J Hud is too skinny. She needs to gain 15 lbs back to make her head fit her body again.
@Sylvia...you made me feel old because I know who Jean Claude is...think foreign Chuck Norris/Steven Segal-ish type movies.
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean-Claude_Van_Damme
The Muscles from Brussels?! He always grossed me out.
ReplyDeleteTHANK YOU, CB! I've said that, too. I can just TELL she's had gastric bypass. Not scientific at all, no, but I can just TELL!
MY favorite picture of Paris is the one where she's wailing in the cop car and being hauled off to the pokey. Never before have someone else's tears elicited such joy in the cockles of my heart.
ReplyDeleteCome sit beside me, Ida. We can be CDAN besties. I damn stomped a hole in my floor from all the jumping and dancing I did from seeing that heffa crying in that cop car.
I'll let Jennifer irritate everyone else. Just give me her diet plan, number to her PS, whatever. I don't care, I think she looks good. If she were still fat, people would still talk about her. Can't win for losing sometimes.
Gerard used to be SMOKING HOT. He needs some beauty sleep.
Oh, Gwynnie. I just can't hate her. I've tried, but doesn't happen.
Lisap, I am sorry lol. I am also an oldie just never heard of him.
ReplyDeleteTime Cop was the best Van Damme movie. It actually had some real actors, that no one would probably recognize, nevermind.
ReplyDeleteha i have a cheap version of Reese booties..but almost threw them out cause not sure why i bought them or what to wear them with *definitly not with a dress*
ReplyDeleteWRT the Johnny Depp comments: it sounds as if no one is aware that he's playing Barnabus Collins (which has been making me sob disconsolately for about ten months). Are there truly no "Dark Shadows" fans here?
ReplyDelete(BTW, I've felt nothing for him since "Benny and Joon." Aside from all his blackheads (urp!), he looks as if he smells bad.) (Same way Brad Pitt looks to me, sans blackheads.)
i knew he was playing Barnabus Collins...doesn't stop the fact that he looks like Micheal Jackson!
ReplyDeleteObviously he's playing Barnabas Collins, but he doesn't look like any Barnabas Collins I've seen in past iterations of the series! He looks like - again - Michael Jackson.
ReplyDelete@SpunkyPR - I liked Universal Soldier a lot, but my favourite is probably Bloodsport ;)
ReplyDeleteActually Layna Day, I don't begrudge her one bit for losing weight. I have a problem with JHud earning all kinds of cash selling an out and out lie to people. If I were obese and needed GB and had 10 grand laying around, you can sure as heck bet I would do it. But I would be honest with people too. I have no respect whatsoever for that woman.
ReplyDeletewhat do I type here...
ReplyDeleteThis is her from an interview:
"Q: Why the name GOOP?
A: It is a nickname, like my name is G.P., so that is really where it came from. And I wanted it to be a word that means nothing and could mean anything."
I swear I read a different interview with her at one point where she said Goop was her childhood nickname.
On CDAN, we prefer Goopy and Goopster among others, and generally, not in an affectionate way.
@CB: you act as if Jennifer stole something or killed someone. No respect for THAT WOMAN? It's not THAT serious, at least for me.
ReplyDeleteIf she lost the pounds with Weight Watchers, great. If she had surgery, that's cool too. None of it is a big deal for me.
She wouldn't be the first celebrity to endorse a product she didn't use. Happens all the time. It's an easy paycheck. I can't knock the hustle.
Ultimately, if Jennifer is lying, she's hurting no one.
As far as celebrities to hate, she's way down on my list. But that's just me. Different strokes, different folks.
@Layna -- I could not agree more about J-Hud.
ReplyDeleteI thought she was gorgeous in Dreamgirls, and I think she's lovely right now. You can't hide such a pretty face -- doesn't matter how much weight her body is carrying.
@ Layna Day - 's okay if you like that pretentious fame whore Paltrow. I despise her enough for the both of us.
ReplyDelete@ CB - What does gastric bypass face look like? I think Jennifer Hudson looks great and hope she keeps the weight off.
@binkym: I loved Dark Shadows! I used to watch it after school, sitting on the edge of the bed (so I could fly out of the bedroom faster, lol), and as soon as the coffin would open, I was history. Scared of my own shadow. But what a great show.
ReplyDeleteI think Jen Hudson needs to gain back 10 lbs. She has very noticeable wrinkles around her mouth from losing too much weight. She would look really good with another 10 lbs on her.
ReplyDeleteFor what it's worth, I too doubt she used Weight Watchers. But if she did, I commend her for sticking with it long enough to lose 80 lbs, because I'm on WW right now and I HATE it. I'm hungry all the damn time. However...it's working, so I'm gonna stick with it. Thank goodness I only have another few lbs to go. Ugh.
Still love Gerry! MWAH, Enty!
ReplyDeleteApparently, Tom James still loves women with NO fashion sense. Oh, well!
Oops. Tom Jane. One too many glass of wine. Enty knows that I mean LOL
ReplyDeleteThanks for clearing up the "Goop" question.
ReplyDeleteI cannot belive she gave herself that name. what an idiot.
GOOP are her initials, guys.
ReplyDeleteIt's called integrity, Layna Day. JHud has none. She's a liar, and a capitalizing famewhore.
ReplyDeletewhich blind is the mischa reveal?
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