Wednesday, September 07, 2011

Not Everyone Wants To See Vanessa Hudgens Naked


So, I could have made this a blind item, but there are so many today, and sometimes it is more fun to just have fun with a story and not make it blind. The other night at The U.S. Open, Vanessa Hudgens and Jason Sudeikis were there at an event. Prior to this year, no one ever talked about Jason. He was never in the tabloids and never linked to anyone famous and this year he has been with January Jones, Eva Mendes and the other night Vanessa Hudgens would not leave him alone. Is Jason friends with that Dos Equis guy or something? Maybe that is how he is doing it. Oh, or he got some Sex Panther. It is made with bits of real panther, so you know it is good. Whatever the case, Vanessa was going up to the guy every five minutes and could not seem to figure out why he was not going for her. When they guy would leave the box for longer than five minutes, Vanessa would make up an excuse and go looking for him. Seriously? Is Jason that good looking? No matter what Vanessa did though, Jason was not attracted or not saying yes, or maybe he got her number and will call her when no one is around because he does not want the drama or attention or have Zac Efron calling him late at night. It got to the point that the people at the event were watching all of this going on and not the tennis.


23 comments:

  1. From my experience women in this industry go after a guy if he is completely str8 which is extremely rare, richer or can do more for their career/publicity, or is known for being hung like a horse/crazy head game.

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  2. So how old is this picture then? She has short hair now...

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  3. ^^True, about her hair. A wig, maybe?

    Maybe he's wearing AXE products. That's all my 16-year-old son wants to use. But that shit's expensive, when compared to good ol' Suave.:)

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  4. Probably not interested because everyone's already SEEN her naked. Next.

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  5. PS - I love love love any Anchorman reference, Enty, so thanks for that :)

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  6. I sort of feel bad for this girl. A history of dating gays, and then relentlessly pursuing much older men? Welcome to MY twenties, Vanessa.

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  7. Anonymous11:49 AM

    Vanessa's 15 minutes of fame are ticking down and she is trying to stay relevant. Jason is not outstanding, so that says a lot. He must have some skills though to have gotten some of these ladies into bed.

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  8. "Is Jason that good looking?"

    Nope. Not at all. But hey a sense of humor can go a long way.

    Is it me or does she look like Mila Kunis in this picture?

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  9. Funny, semi-confident, laid back men can get laid anytime they want, regardless of the way they look.

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  10. WHAT UP WITH THAT? That's what. That skit is the best and he can dance!

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  11. Yeah, I would totally make out with Jason Sudeikis if given the chance *L*.


    Speaking of Vanessa Hudgens, I re-watched "Thirteen" the other nioght and she is totally in it, for like 5 seconds.

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  12. SUDEIKISFEVER! Catch it.

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  13. True about him never being in the tabs before January. I used to get him confused with Ed Helms!

    This is pretty embarrassing on her part but also not at ALL unlike something I would have done in my early 20's. And I think Jason is super cute, so I totally see this happening.

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    1. I know me too and I still do sometimes. ;)

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  14. i dont care what anyone says...he is hot. His charecter in "The Rocker" clinched it for me...hilarious!

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  15. I have 3 brothers and they have all told me it is a total turn of when girls come off as desperate, clingy and needy which sounds pretty much like Vanessa was acting. I say smart move Jason - he avoided a major cling-on : )

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  16. "not at ALL unlike something I would have done in my early 20's."

    Good point!

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  17. @Leilana--Soooo many people say that about Helms/Sudeikis (incl my bro, who is notoriously bad at comparing lookalikes) and I can't see it at all.

    It always makes me think about how different perceptions are,what we see in the mirror vs what's realy there and the whole "what if my green is different from your green" thing.

    I'd like to think Jason Sudeikis is a good guy and didn't take her digits because of her age, but it's so hard to think anyone in Hollywood is a good guy. Esp one that dated that hag January Jones.

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  18. @Electric Warrier - I don't know WHY I thought that b/c now having seen them separately in a good amount of stuff, they don't really look THAT much alike at all. I don't know what it is. But I did the same thing with Isla Fischer & Amy Adams.

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  19. I like that Jason didnt hook up with her mainly because dude is like is 35 and Vanessa was born in '88!!!

    I HATE that this kinda shit goes underneath the radar. People act like if a chick is over 18 it aint not thing but I totally disagree.

    I'm 28 and people make fun of me for being freaked out when people in their 40s ask me out- I dont mean to offend people in their 40s and I dont think that is old, but I definitly think that is old FOR ME.

    I know ideally love can breach different people at different stages in their life but realistically if two people are together and they are more than 10 yrs apart, just know that I am judging you and I do think you probably have daddy issues or something. Bleck

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  20. I think he took something from her and she was trying to get it back...

    @Jasmine I agree it's ick- if the chick is under 30..

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  21. Hudges may have been following instructions. Someone's told her she *is* desperate and this behavior (and the response) is all she's worth. I think there were reports several years ago about Hudgens' mother micro-managing her career and love life, a la Jennifer Love Hewitt's mom.

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