National Enquirer Blind Item
WHAT perky All-American actress has had so much cosmetic surgery that producers on her comeback film added a clause in her contract that she can’t get nipped or tucked until after the movie’s release? She’s desperate to make her way back to the A-list, but movie execs fear when the film comes out no one will recognize her on the big screen!
Reese Witherspoon?
ReplyDeleteI keeep on thinking of Rose McGowan... But I don't think she's all American...
ReplyDeleteSaw her face on SVU over the week-end, of a woman having an affair with her twin brother (eeeck!) Her face looked awful, old, over done. She used to be so pretty.
Is Meg Ryan trying yet another comeback?
ReplyDeleteI'm voting Meg Ryan.
ReplyDelete^^ agree - Meg Ryan. She was America's sweetheart, and she barely looks like herself anymore.
ReplyDeleteThis is SO Meg Ryan.
ReplyDeleteyeah agree with meg ryan. she's got a movie in production currently. and its been a couple years since she's been top billed in a movie.
ReplyDeleteFirst thought was Meg Ryan
ReplyDeleteI agree, Meg Ryan has gone totally overboard on the surgery train.
ReplyDeleteHowever, don't discount Sandra Bullock for this. Look at the closeups in The Lake House, it's fairly obvious that the work started back then.
Gotta be Meg Ryan...so sad
ReplyDeleteThis screamed Meg Ryan to me.
ReplyDeleteSandra Bullock isn't trying for a comeback, she's been here for years.;)
ReplyDeletePerky has to be Meg Ryan, oh how I hate her perkiness.
ReplyDeleteIt's too late for Meg Ryan, me thinks. That face is wrecked.
ReplyDeleteMeg Ryan. : (
ReplyDeleteMeg Ryan can't possibly be having more surgery, can she? She's needlessly ruined her face. I'm voting Meg for this one. It could be anyone, but the 'perky' sealed it.
ReplyDeleteSo Meg Ryan.
ReplyDeleteMeg Ryan with the van dyke for the win.
ReplyDeleteFor those who don't get the joke:
ReplyDeleteFamous Hollywood actress is scared of getting old, so every year she visits her plastic surgeon for a face-lift.
As the surgeon unwraps her after the latest round of surgery, she's horrified to see a dimple in her chin.
She screams at the doctor about it, and he looks at her and says - "Lady, that's your belly button...one more lift and that'll be a van dyke!"
Thank you thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the veal.
Meg with the trout lips hehehe
ReplyDelete... and don't forget to tip your waitress.
ReplyDeleteMeg Ryan was totally "perky".
... but then, so was Mary Tyler Moore and I was thinking her, but there's nothing in IMDB that she's working on anything.
so I think it's Meg FTW
I doubt that Meg will ever be A list again.
ReplyDeleteHow about Renee Z??
ReplyDelete@Rita...agreed. I couldnt stop thinking...poor poor rose, you used to be soooo pretty! close your fish lips, please:(
ReplyDeleteHas to be Meg.
ReplyDelete@RocketQueen - Agree. :(
ReplyDeleteMeg's IMdB page has her last gig in 2009 on Curb & is filming a movie due out in 2012, so seems like this is a good guess. So sad. I loved her old face.
Heather Graham? She was in Lenny Kravitz's American Woman video.
ReplyDeleteTara Reid?
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