Wednesday, September 07, 2011

National Enquirer Blind Item

WHAT popular “American Idol” finalist has a major complex over his acne-scarred complexion?

The flamboyant singer, who regularly undergoes hour-long makeup overhauls, is currently consulting with plastic surgeons to cover up his facial flaws.


16 comments:

  1. I would assume Glamberace.

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  2. what everybody said.

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  3. Just to be different: Clay Aiken?

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  4. Insinuating "gay" by using the word "flamboyant" just strengthens my theory that these National Enquirer blinds are being written by my grandmother's nosy next-door neighbor.

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  5. Anonymous10:03 AM

    Adam Lambert for sure. He has terrible acne scars and wears heavy foundation in an attempt to cover them.

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  6. Adam, and sadly, he could probably do a lot to improve his skin without surgery but he just doesn't know that. He keeps going to trendy boutique salons in LA that just sell him moisturizers and what not.

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  7. Straight or Gay, Adam Lambert is flamboyant. He would probably tell you so himself.

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  8. Lambert! You can see it on red carpet pictures, unfortunately he tries to hide too much with foundation, which ends up with a bumpy look on his face.

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  9. Anonymous10:33 AM

    Poor Adam. Hope they can help him.

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  10. Its a shame really that he has to do anything to improve his face...he's talented no matter what he looks like. On another note, Mackenzie Phillips had the same issue and is now looking fantastic. Maybe he should talk to her.

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  11. Good for him if he can afford that procedure. Make up on, makeup off gets real old fast. Cuts down on pre-departure preparation time before leaving the house!

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  12. Definitely Adam. I've seen some pics of him sans makeup.

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  13. Adam Lambert, but he get that fixed by a good dermatologist/plastic surgeon.

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  14. I know, BigMama. Glambert is flamboyant, and I think most people nowadays realize that being flamboyant and being gay aren't mutually exclusive. I'm just being pissy about the NE's writing because I'm an underemployed journalist. Who should wait until I've had sufficient caffeine intake before I post.

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