Maybe He Should Have Found A New Bank
Chris Burnett has had a really interesting week. On Monday, Chris decided that he would rob a bank. So, he went to a bank in Manhattan, threatened a teller with a gun and walked away with a little over 2K. Hey, this is pretty easy right? So, the next morning, Chris turns off his alarm clock and goes to work. Apparently his work consists of going to the same bank and walking up to a different teller and this time walking away with about $14K. You would think that would be enough for any person, but then again you are not Chris Burnett. Yesterday morning Chris did it all over again and walked out of the bank with $10K. This time however, a police officer saw him coming out of the bank and managed to capture him.
Seriously, how easy is it to rob banks that this guy managed to rob the same bank three days in a row. Do they have any security in this place at all? Do they have a special lane for the bank robbers? Did anyone think to maybe get some extra security after the second robbery in two days? What is crazy is he probably would be robbing the place again this morning if he had not been caught.
Where in the hell is this bank. Please, show me the special lane. I would first one waiting in line if I can get away with it 2 days in a row.
ReplyDeletePromise not to go the 3rd day.
That being said, am sure ol'Chris will be blaming some sort of pill he's taking.
What?? What do you do, just sprint out of the bank and down the street? How can you possibly get away? Aren't there panic buttons???
ReplyDeleteThose bank tellers are very charitable people.
ReplyDeleteI see he watches CSI and remembered to wear gloves...
ReplyDeleteDid you see Bandits with Billy Bob, Bruce Willis, Cate Blanchett? It's evidently pretty easy.
ReplyDelete.robert - LMAO!!!! But, he did not think that a mask or anything else was necessary? Three days in a row? He is a future Darwin Award Winner for sure.
ReplyDeleteAnd he's not even wearing a mask?? WTF.
ReplyDeleteThat is strange. A bank in my town was robbed and they were on high alert for weeks.
ReplyDeleteUmm, I guess third time's the charm.
ReplyDeleteLol. Criminals are idiots but this sure is funny.
ReplyDeleteI don't know - the photo kind of makes me want to cheer for him...
ReplyDeleteFool me once, shame on you
ReplyDeleteFool me twice, shame on me
Fool me three t..won't be fooled again
(Sorry, I know I messed up the quote but that's the first thing I thought of)
"There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again."
ReplyDeleteThe one thing I miss about his presidency is the Bushisms.
@Mooshki - HAHAHA. That was one of my favorites, too. That and "gynecologists being able to 'practice their love' on patients"
ReplyDeleteMy friend works at a bank & got robbed a few months ago. He said he's 99% sure the guy was not packing any heat and did not have a weapon at all, but they are trained to just do whatever anyone asks. There was actually a rash of bank robberies here for awhile. But then again, this ain't Manhattan and our police force is a JOKE.