Friday, September 09, 2011

Lindsay Wants In On Ali Lohan


Just like Dina and Michael Lohan cannot stay out of a good Lindsay Lohan story, it appears that Lindsay Lohan does not want Ali Lohan to have the spotlight shining solely on her. The world abuzz about Ali, then Lindsay needs to get in and get some of that publicity. Without being asked she called E! and told them that Ali has never had any work done. Of course, Lindsay would probably tell you straight to your face that she has never done drugs or stolen anything so I'm not sure she is what you would call a trusted source.


Ali's modeling agency says that Ali has never had work done but unless they have seen all her medical records I'm not sure how they would know. Oh, and they also gave the most craptastic quote of all time. "We take pastoral care of our models very seriously and encourage the models to maintain a healthy lifestyle and body shape." Yeah, as long as that lifestyle means that you are less than a size zero and can manage to stay on your feet for a few hours each day. And WTF does pastoral care have to do with whether Ali had work done?

51 comments:

  1. She looks so damn freaky.

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  2. She used to be pretty. Now she looks like walking death. And putting a few pounds back on wont' change the damage she's done to her face with that, cough, non-surgery.

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  3. this whole family is nuts. and it is a shame cuz ali used to be the cutest of them all.

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  4. When I read "pastoral" care in this circumstance...I think pasture...as in sheep or cows being herded. If her lips are just the result of collegan injections, it will eventually disappear.

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  5. Her cheekbones make her look like she's about to keel over and die from starvation. Wow.

    I feel sorry for her growing up with her mess of a family. It was bound to F her up.

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  6. she lost many weight but she did something to her mouth (unless)

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  7. She looks like she's had a nose & chin job, her bottom lip lumped and is on serious drugs or seriously anorexic. She certainly wasn't hit with the pretty, model stick, she looked 25 at 12 so none of this helped. If she just grew up normally she would look like a normal girl like most of the world.

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  9. Have you guys seen the full body photos? Scary thin. Sh'es definitely had some lip plumping but I'm not sure about face surgery - not ruling it out but the change may be because she's starving herself. Very sad. Parents should be put in jail for child abuse. I wonder what's in for the younger brother.

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  10. so i guess he brother will be the next victim. anyone who works with this "family" knows what they are in for. so they shouldn't be allowed to complain.

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  11. "pastoral"?!

    Is this an agency full of pipe-tooting shepherds composing lovelorn odes to teenage plastic surgery victims?

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  12. Who is the girl on the right?

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  13. Anonymous10:40 AM

    She wasn't a cute girl before, but the new look is a real setback.

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  14. If the hallow cheeks don't convince you, just look at the waxy skin, a clear sign of malnutrition. Poor girl.

    Dina Lohan should be Lynched for what she had done to her child.

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  15. Argh - just looking at the difference between those two photos makes me sad. Fuck the Lohans.

    Also this ----> "We take pastoral care of our models very seriously and encourage the models to maintain a healthy lifestyle and body shape." made me laugh really hard. Oh yeah, I'm so sure.

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  16. Wait. The girl on the right is Ali Lohan?!?!

    No.

    In that case, I co-sign Cali Girl. Jaysus.

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  17. I dunno... I think she's for sure had lip injections and some filler put into her cheeks which with her being scarily underweight, makes everything stand out more. That kind of drastic weight loss in one so young can really change their face. Is that really plastic surgery? I thought injections were temporary...

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  18. Her eyes are wider; nose is pointier; and lips are puffier.

    And her choice of hair color is unfortunate. Natural hair color goes naturally with a person's natural skin tone, naturally.

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  19. she looks just like an embalmed body ready to be placed in a casket.

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  20. @Laura

    Naturally, that made me laugh.

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  21. I just don't think she's a cute girl period, but she keeps getting worse looking. Every time I see her she looks more haggard and harsh. Those eyebrows....yikes.

    Also, LOL about Lindsay calling E! "without being asked." SO Lohan.

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  22. Dear god. This is child abuse. And what exactly is making that shading above her upper lip? She looks like she needs to be waxed practically everywhere.

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  23. Ha! Ms. Snarky, I noticed that shading above the upper lip too, My first thought was anorexia. Some anorexics develop heavy body hair as a way of the body trying to keep warm.

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  24. I believe she got lip fillers, but as for the rest of it, think of all the pain and money it would have taken to fug her up like that surgically. The waxy skin, the bony structure, the deep eye sockets, the dried hair and even her teeth look worse - all reek of an eating disorder.

    Also, her eyebrows USED to be perfect... now it just looks like two hungry caterpillars are in a stand-off.

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  25. The nose, the mouth have been messed with....the cheekbones could be from the weight loss...she looks unhealthy and unhappy.

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  26. The nose could be messed up from coke... that stuff can f with your septum.

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  27. she's had her lips plumped for sure. the rest looks like emaciation to me. she looks like she's near death. scary, scary shit.

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  28. Am I thye only one who sees that she now has Lindsay's nose? They're exactly the same!

    The lips, the cheeks, the weight loss, it's all fucking tragic...but the scariest thing IMO is the haunted look in her eyes. Girlfriend is losing it, and fast.

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  29. Had the nose definitely done. Used to be more bulbous on the tip, now is more straight and all over narrow. Same thing Angie Jolie did btw.

    But this poor girl, I've seen the rest of the pictures on another site, and the way she was walking, with her shoulders hunched over, you ant to sit her down and buy her something to eat, for you can hear her stomach growling just by looking at the pictures. Sad.

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  30. She's the middle child, right?

    DOOMED.

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  31. I can't usually tell if a person has had plastic surgery, but that is not her original nose. No way, no day.

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  32. i called a friend of mine who knows about plastic surgery and had her look at these pix. she thinks ali may have had her back teeth removed and her jaw shaved. (ouch!) and lip fillers obviously.

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  33. oh, and something called rejuvix (i think) injected in her cheeks (like christie brinkley)

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  34. Anonymous1:04 PM

    Poor girl. With that circus she calls a family, Ali never stood a chance. She's a breath away from being put in a casket, from the looks of it.

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  35. "...Ali may have had her back teeth removed and her jaw shaved."

    Eek! Seriously, how is this not child abuse?!

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  36. Very hard to believe those two pictures are of the same girl. Poor thing. The picture on the right looks like an unhealthy young man in drag. She may have even less time left on this earth than Lindsay does.

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  37. Her nose used to hook down and now it doesn't. Is that from growing, Lindsay?

    Lindsay would tell us she's really a blond. Every word that comes out of that bitch's mouth is a LIE.

    Shut the FUCK up and just go do your damn Community Service.

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  38. Oh, and if she hasn't had surgery, neither has Joan Rivers.

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  39. Looks to me like she is a drug user. Meth or heroin I think. Yeah she might have had some work done (get the pain meds, usually oxycontin), and probably her wisdom teeth pulled (more oxycontin) and then whatever Lilo can get for her. But whatever it is she is doing, she does NOT look healthy at all. Poor kid.

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  40. I'm with Sue Ellen and Cali Girl. When I saw the pictures I thought the one on the right was the before since she is of course a "model". I think she looks ugly. Ain't no two ways to say it otherwise. Sorry. And her measurements are odd..30" chest? Also you are not model unless you are at least 5'9". At 5'8.5" she is not tall enough for regular modeling and too tall for petite. Good luck out there!

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  41. Healthy, normal looking American girl on the left. Mannish looking drag queen on the right (like RJ said). What a mess. Doesn't even look like the same person. How very sad.

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  42. Sick and pathetic.

    GYAHHHH!

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  43. @bloodonthescreen, I saw the comment, loved it and agreed, and then saw who posted it.

    in that order.

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  44. Dear Lindsay: STFU

    That picture is truly frightening. It's just so horrible. And I just snorted at the modeling agency's quote.

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  45. I saw the full body pics from her shopping on Rodeo Drive I think (it looks familiar to me) and her little waist is soooo small and the pic from the side seriously freaked me out....I feel nothing but horror and sadness for her, and anger- so much anger Im surprised at myself for feeling it for a stranger- but anger nonetheless, for Dina Lohan. WOW. Why oh why arent there consequences for that cunt?

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  46. Why is everyone blaming Dina...who lives in New York and has let Ali stay in California with Lindsay? Obviously they were having a 2fer sale or a BOGO deal at the surgeon's and Linds dragged sis along so she could look more model-ly.

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  47. Audrey, you answered your own question.

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  49. Are these two pictures of the same person? Something about the shape of the eyes (and I am not talking the eyebrows) is different. Also look at the teeth. The picture on the left very white and look to be perfectly aligned. The picture on the right teeth have a distinct yellow cast to them and they don't appear to be well aligned some appear twisted on the vertical axis .

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  50. HudsonJoe, there are a bunch of other pics of her in the same series - it's definitely Ali Lohan.

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  51. Hudson Joe - you nailed a big difference right on the head. One of the reasons this little girl has always looked like an older woman was because of the poorly done dental work that left her looking like she was wearing poorly fitting dentures. It looks like she has had a dental fix of some sort. She's also had jaw reshaping, nose job, brow lift, lip plumping... not to mention the anorexia - poor little girl desperate for attention.

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