Lindsay Lohan - Careless With Other People's Coke
Judging by the white powder over the front of Lindsay's dress, she must have been jostled while handling the dollar bill or something. You know that if Lindsay Lohan had been the one buying the coke that it would never have spilled on her dress. If Lindsay had bought the coke, first of all there would be no sharing so it would have only ended up in Lindsay's nose and not on her dress. Does Lindsay seem like the drug sharing type? I think she is a taker and definitely not a giver. I see her telling people to get their own when she gets some, but is probably the first in line when others have it and probably makes a grab for the whole thing and a run to the bathroom, and that is how she probably spilled it on her dress. See, it always helps to talk these things out. Solved it.
Homegirl needs a better bra (is she even wearing one?) STAT.
ReplyDeleteNo more free loading bimbo posts, PLEASE.
ReplyDeleteI saw the pictures of her crackie teeth yesterday, and my oh my, are they ever horrendous! If my teeth looked like that I probably wouldn't show them in pictures.
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ReplyDeleteSaw these pictures yesterday on another site and they made me laugh!!! Especially coupled with the yellowed teeth, the boated face, the cracked-jacked lips: poor thing, no one would ever believe that the powder is actually sugar from a pastry she just ate, like a good croissant au chocolat sprinkled with powdered sugar, or an old-fashioned delicious cannoli!
ReplyDeleteAm hungry.
*sorry, meant bLoated.
ReplyDeleteDamn. Now I'm having pastry cravings. Thanks a lot, Rita.
ReplyDeleteI can't get any farther south than her OMG weave!!! What the hell is going on with that platinum fishing wire on her head? And do you see all the attachment sites??? Please tell me Michael K is addressing this picture over at dlisted...
ReplyDeleteRita and Sue Ellen - aren't they incredible?? How is she still getting modeling work with those yellowed and brown chipped mouth stumps??
ReplyDeleteI saw a pic this morning of her holding hands with that Philipp Plein guy that she's modeling for now...so yeah. That explains that. I didn't realize men held hands with women who blow them for blow, but whatevs.
I haven't seen teeth that bad on a celebrity(?) since Scott Weiland and we all know what that guy got up to.
ReplyDeleteRQ - I think in his case, from a free publicity-stunt point of view, it worked wonders for his label!
ReplyDeleteI never heard of him. Never thought to look up his dresses... Well you understand me, not looking up the dresses, but search for his label:)
And he's hot looking. So hiring Blohan, without an interview or ever meeting with her or any member of her representatives (read the interview with him on another site), simply understanding that you get her to the city of the photo shoot, and you let Blohan do her thing: attract attention, cause drama, be surrounded by wannabes, and voila, your label is suddenly on the map!
Evil genius.
Figgy, I think Lainey had some close-up photos of the extensions on her site a couple of days ago. They were truly awful. As in they reminded me of the hair extensions they used to have for the Barbie head you would do the hair and makeup on as a little kid.
ReplyDeleteRita - okay, but you have to DO IT with Lindsay Lohan....ewwww. I'm amazed that anyone would still want to do that, but I'm not a guy, so how would I know??
ReplyDeleteRQ - not sure he's DOING IT with Lindsay... My gaydar is up for this one.
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't matter if they were photographed walking together and her holding on to him: Lindsay is a desperate clinger anyways.
Makes me so sad to reflect back on the talented child actor from Parent Trap and Freaky Friday to... now.
ReplyDeleteDon't you guys realize that it's some of the foot powder from her shoes? The powder just sprayed up onto her dress when she was putting her shoes on. Either that or, "it's not my dress."
ReplyDeleteI truly thought it was makeup. If it was coke she would have licked it clean.
ReplyDeleteIheartjacksparrow - that line, the 'it's not my dress' is for Paris Hilton's use only.
ReplyDeleteOh, and I thought it might be FDS feminine hygiene spray, a girl needs to stay fresh..
ReplyDelete@MISCH - Lindsay especially ;)
ReplyDeletelol Rita and jacksparrow - no, Paris was "that's not my purse" and Lindsay was "those aren't my pants". These two tricks. Ha! It's fucking comical.
Damn it, now I have got to do a Lilo fang and weave search.
ReplyDelete@ MISCH - does FDS make one with Chlorox or Lysol?
White splotch - and no body is thinking Lewinsky?
ReplyDeleteCan't really say anything here...*L* I am terribly clumsy, and I spill stuff on my clothes on a daily basis.
ReplyDeleteThe again, I eat. I don't think LiLo is big on foodstuffs.
@bluebonnet - check out Lainey's pics from yesterday for her disgusting yellowed teeth. Nasty.
ReplyDeleteHmm, I think the world needs a good cocaine economics lesson sometimes.
ReplyDeleteThe huge amounts that people "spend on cocaine" generally mean money that people throw away on an entourage (Scott Storch or any washed-up rapper). A serious and determined addict can rarely spend more money on cocaine than they do on a hotel room every day. If a person is broke and focuses their cash on the drugs, it's not that big a problem. Five hundred dollars worth of cocaine will keep a person going for days and days. The "cocaine is expensive" meme is very tired, imho.
I love the insight that you give, Barton Fink. Seriously ... never stop commenting here. I've learned so much.
ReplyDeleteAs for Lindsay ... um, I like her sunglasses.
Barton Fink, remember a year or two ago people were talking about the fact that a line of coke is now cheaper than a pint or a glass of wine?
ReplyDeleteUgh, I just looked at the pics, and her teeth are less awful than the rest of her face. She continues to look twice her age.
ReplyDeleteI had to google for teeth pics. Oh my. What is going on there?
ReplyDeleteAnd why do these people keep hiring her for MODELING???? I mean, when does it ever seem like a good idea to get someone like LiLo to represent your company? I just do not get it.
I dunno - speaking for myself way back in the day, three friends and I could easily blow through two eight balls of cocaine in a 24 hour period at a cost of $200 per eight ball (3.5 grams). The problem comes when it turns into 2 or 3 nights - but I guess you save money on food ;)
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