Holly Madison Insures Her Breasts For $1M
When I first heard about Holly Madison insuring her breasts for $1M, I thought it was just some type of publicity stunt she thought up to get herself some attention. However, when I read it, she made a whole lot of sense. Way more than when Jennifer Lopez supposedly insured her butt for millions. That was a stunt. She probably insured it, but it was all for the attention. Holly says, "I've heard about people getting body parts insured and I thought, why not?, because if anything happened to my boobs, I'd be out for a few months and I'd probably be out a million dollars."
She makes a good point, she probably would be out and maybe if she had to get an implant replaced it would not look the same or whatever. The thing is she also realizes that it is because of her boobs that she is famous. Well, that and having sex with an old guy which got her on a reality show which led to her Vegas gig and another reality show all of which she got because she got a boob job. See how everything comes back into a circle.
But they don't look good.
ReplyDeleteAt least she's honest?
ReplyDeleteSigh. Can I insure my brain, then? Because if I ever have a head injury or a degenerative disease, that'll fuck with my ability to work, too.
ReplyDeleteBut can you imagine how much her monthly premium is on a 1million dollar policy?? Can she afford it?
ReplyDeleteWhat exactly can "happen" to your boobs? It's not like insuring your hands, where hands could easily be broken, smashed, cut, in the course of daily living, driving etc. But you don't "break your boobs," or get them cut off or whatever. Sheesh.
ReplyDeleteWow, I had no idea silicone was so valuable
ReplyDeleteWhat is it about her face that's so unattractive? It's like the different features don't fit together right or something.
ReplyDeleteI thought fake titties were a dime a dozen.
ReplyDeleteLMAO @ RQ. So true.
ReplyDeleteI just can't with this trick.
I guess when she's a magician's assistant, she might get hit with a stray knife throw. I am trying to come up with another way they could get injured.
ReplyDeleteYears ago I had a co-worker that was thrown off of a motorcycle and she skidded across the road and it scraped her chest off.
ReplyDeleteIt is not even a good set of God given tattas...Why bother? It is not like she cannot get the repaired.
ReplyDelete@Goodgrief
ReplyDeleteThat sounds so awful and painful that all I can do is make noises that I don't know how to spell.
why not!
ReplyDeletei still think she was really into Hugh Hefner
@goodgrief
ReplyDeleteOMG
@Goodgrief...GOOD GRIEF INDEED.
ReplyDeleteMy little niece punched me in the tit the other day. I thought that hurt.
I'm more upset at the idea that Holly Madison makes a million dollars in a "few months." Say WHAT?
ReplyDeleteThat makes it $500,000 per, right? Those are some pricey knockers!
ReplyDeleteIf this dumbass really cared about her BREASTS she would not be calling them "boobs." How crass and unattractive.
ReplyDeleteMeh, she's another useless, fake, untalented famewhore just like the Kartrashians. Who cares about her and her fake tits?
ReplyDeleteI love the word "boobs." I know it's not pc, but I think it's a cute, affectionate term for breasts.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Maja
ReplyDelete@Marna Palmer - No kidding! That was my thought too! How much is this Vegas gig paying exactly??
I say boobs too. Or Bubbies.
I say boobs...or tits. Tits is also a geeat word to describe something good or cool, like "OMG, the new season of Sons of Anarchy is totally tits!". It's not often we get to use female body parts to describe something good, so I've decided to run with it *L*.
ReplyDelete@SusanB, I can't figure it out but her face is so bizarre. I think because it's so plastic and fake. I think Kendra is more disturbing looking but they're both freakish looking.
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