#2 - This award winning director who specializes in social documentaries that create a whole lot of buzz was asked recently if he would ever do any mainstream movie directing and he said, "Why should I? I make a great living and I get plenty of ass already."
#3 - This former tweener and now a married adult with child/ren is hardly what you would call the stay at home mom type or anything. She used to be an A list television actress and now stays in that B- range. Never a movie actress, always television. She has been in here before for some things, but at this point she is getting a little too old to be out every night getting hammered on free booze from parties and hitting on any guy she sees. Oh, she only hits on the guys when she is drunk, but the problem is she is almost always drunk.
#4 - This A+ talk show host depends on family values to stay popular and relevant. So, what happens when the celebrity spouse cheats all the time and the host knows it. They can't split up because the fan base would leave in droves, especially if they found out that the talk show host is the polar opposite to the nice person they play on television.
#1 - Spaz de la Huerta
ReplyDelete#2 - Ken Burns
#3 - idk
#4 - Kelly Ripa
#1 Sienna Miller? I got nothing
ReplyDelete#2 Michael Moore
#3 Melissa Joan-Hart?
#4 Kelly Ripa for sure
#1 - Spaz is a good guess, however, she is still on Boardwalk Empire, and getting rave reviews for her 'acting'.
ReplyDelete#2 Sounds like Michael Moore
#3...? Nicole Richie?
#4 Agree with Vicki, Kelly Ripa is a great guess
#1 ??
ReplyDelete#2 - I'd say Michael Moore, but can't see him "getting plenty of ass"
#3 - ??
#4 - Kelly Rippa FTW
1. Estella Warren
ReplyDelete2. Morgan Spurlock
3. Melissa Joan-Hart
4. Ripa
1. sophie monk
ReplyDelete1. Spaz - I don't think she's acting - I really think her persona on Boardwalk Empire is her real personality.
ReplyDelete2. Michael Moor
3. Melissa Joan Hart
4. not sure - Kelly Ripa maybe?
Beguessin - Sophie Monk is an excellent guess for #1!
ReplyDelete#2 michael moore
ReplyDelete#4 rachel ray - her husband is a kinky freak who cheats constantly (allegedly)
1. Estelle Warren
ReplyDelete2. lol Michael Moore? The thought is kind of hilarious.
3. Melissa Joan Hart for sure
4. Dr. Phil?
1. Bai Ling
ReplyDelete2. Morgan Spurlock
3. Melissa Joan Hart
4. Celebrity spouse?? Not actor or musician/singer clues? I was thinking Hasselbeck but I"ll go with the Ripa guesses.
Bai Ling is a great guess!!
ReplyDeleteMichael Moore is just too gross to think that he's getting ass other than hookers.
Clarissa Explains It All is now Clarissa Drinks It All I guess.
The whole "family values" line makes me think this is a radio, right-wing, talk show host. However, i can't think of any that are married to celebrities that also appear on TV. otherwise, I think it's RR over Ripa.
ReplyDeleteMichael Moore is married last I heard, to a very pretty girl, and he frequently talks about getting some ass from her.
ReplyDeleteJust FYI
#2 Davis Guggenheim: An Inconvenient Truth = Academy Award, Waiting For Superman, It Might Get Loud
ReplyDeleteElle MacPherson for #1?
ReplyDelete#1 - Thought Sienna Miller, but she was born in NYC. May well be Spaz.
ReplyDelete#2 - Morgan Spurlock
#3 - MJH. You're not in college, honey. Your kids need you.
#4 - Ripa or Hasselbeck, but the latter is a known bitch, so it's likely Kelly.
2 sounds like Moore. He is the only documentary director I would consider A-list.
ReplyDeleteThanks for that mental image, Princess. Gross.
ReplyDelete1. Estella Warren or Sophie Monk. Sienna Miller was born in NYC
2. Don't know, but this sounds douchey enough for Michael Moore to say
3. Don't know
4. Perhaps Elisabeth Hasselback?
Lioness, MJH did that awful "Drive Me Crazy" movie.
ReplyDeleteI like Sunshine Flower's answer for #2 other than that I would say Morgan Spurlock. I cannot see MM or Ken Burns (or PULLEAASE baby Jeebus don't let it be Ken).
ReplyDeleteAw nah, not Ripa. Please not Ripa.
ReplyDeleteI would love it if it were Ripa. She annoys the hell out of me.
ReplyDeleteBelieve it or not MJH has been in quite a few movies. Not staring parts but featured character parts. #4 sure sounds like Kelly Ripa. I like the Bai Ling guess for #1. I'd jump on the Bai Ling train but everybody has jumped on that train.
ReplyDeletejust to be different for #4 I will go with Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi
ReplyDelete2. Werner Herzog
ReplyDelete4. Ripa, who's still my guess for Coke Mom (though it's probably Messing.)
my first thought for #1 was Liz Hurley.
ReplyDeleteI can't see Kelly Ripa's fan base leaving in droves just because she split with Mark.
ReplyDelete#2 Sounds like Michael Moore with tongue in cheek. I can't picture Errol Morris giving this response.
ReplyDelete#4 Ellen and Portia was the first couple that came to mind
#2 Michael Moore -- his wife is about his age and rather plain. Not that there's anything wrong with that, just sayin' he might be tempted to "get ass" if he's like a lotta guys. And please, a celebrity has no problem finding someone physically attractive to sleep with, even if he's fat and ugly.
ReplyDelete#3 Melissa Joan-Hart -- sadly, yes, I think.
#4 NOT Kelly Ripa--remember she was a reveal here about being SUCH a nice person? Her husband as well?
#4 - I don't know that Rachael Ray's husband is a celebrity, but I do know that when she was in Memphis a few years ago filming "40$ a day" everyone I know who dealt with her thought she was pain in the ass. She pretty much just barged into places with little advance prep. Took up a lot of space in the restaurant and only tipped about 10% for her meal. She did her usual super-duper-peppy-sweet thing when the camera was pointed at her, but she was nothing like that the second after the camera was lowered. She made NO friends in Memphis.
ReplyDelete#1 Elisabetta Canalis
ReplyDelete#2 Guggenheim
#3 Tiffani Amber Theissen (did she have her baby already?)
#4 Elizabeth Hasselback, that repugnant jerk.
#1 According to Wiki, Paz de la Huerta was born and raised in New York City. So, not her.
ReplyDeleteRJ--I've heard horrendous stories about RR from some good pals who worked with her recently. They said she was just awful behind closed doors.
ReplyDeleteAgreed though.. I don't think her husband is considered a "celebrity".
@joymama--Bai Ling is an excellent guess.
ReplyDeleteI've only seen one episode of Pawn 90210 (kind of bizarre show), and Bai Ling wanted to pawn Chanel jewelry. The pawn shop guy offered $280,000 for a necklace...and she wanted $800,000. The guy looked at her like she was nuts...because she is.
Love him or hate him, Michael Moore does not 'get ass'. The man is completely self-conscious and uncomfortable in his skin. Not a player. Plus, MM HAS DIRECTED a regular movie--"Canadian Bacon", John Candy's last film.
ReplyDeleteMorgan Spurlock I would believe for the blind. He eats up attention, always displays a bloated ego, and his wife is a total plain-Jane.
3. Alyssa Milano?
ReplyDeleteI think Herzog and M Moore have both made non docs
ReplyDeleteI can totally see Spurlock saying it even if he was just kidding
Pretty sure Rachel Ray was is not #4, even thought she does have a free loading husband that would cost her a fortune to dump....
ReplyDeleteWasn't Kelly Ripa a guess for the blind about a talk show host who said mean things about a guest. The mean thing was something about host happy to look even skinnier next to the full-figured guest?
ReplyDeleteI may not be remembering the blind correctly though.
Gina....Yes she said it about Nigella Lawson
ReplyDeleteliz hurley was my guess for #1 too. she hasn't lifted a finger in years but we all know who she is.
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ReplyDeleteWhy is the suggestion of Ellen deGeneres getting short shrift? It seems to me that if people were to find out she's a shrew and Portia's a tramp, her career would implode. You've ruled Kelly Ripa out (not that she has a genuine celebrity spouse anyway), so why not consider Ellen? I can't think of another talk-show host with a celebrity spouse who goes on and on about how happy she is in her marriage.
ReplyDeleteAgree with the Ellen and Portia guess - notice how all the pronouns are gender neutral They, not him or her, he or she - always "the spouse" or the talk show host"
ReplyDeleteAs much as I love Ellen, I really don't think she "depends on family values to stay popular and relevant".
ReplyDeleteI know he's big but I have so much respect/admiration for Michael Moore (if for nothing else then the image of George W Bush continuing to read that children's book after being told about the first twin tower falling down on 9/11 that Moore singlhandedly showed the world) makes me sorta see how he could get a lot of ass for this.
ReplyDeleteI'm not saying I would but...maybe at least a kiss or two? hahaha. just sorta grossed myself out (but im sticking to it!)
3. I must be missing something. Why is no one guessing Sarah Michelle Gellar? Buffy was a huge hit.
ReplyDelete1. Victoria Silvstedt -- foreign born model/actress and has been photographed in liaisons with older men who were not her boyfriend/husband. Pretty well known she is pay-for-play. Good thing Chris Wragge figured things out and got out of that marriage/relationship.
ReplyDelete2. Michael Moore (this fat slob gets poon?)
3. Sarah Michelle Gellar (yeah, yeah I know she does movies, too, but I would totally hit on drunk Buffy)
4. Elizabeth Hasslebeck (Those NFL-types are known to have a different girl in every town)
1. Estella Warne or Sophie Monk
ReplyDelete2. Davis Guggenheim, Morgan Spurlock and Ken Burns are all married. (As is Errol Morris, who was going to be my guess.)
3. I want to guess MJH, but she did that movie Drive Me Crazy. Soleil Moon Frye?
4. Kelly Ripa -- So much of her image seems to be based on family (e.g. the Electrolux ads).
B Profane-SMG has been in over 20 films. I Know What You Did Last Summer, Cruel Intentions, The Grudge, Scooby Doo....and lots of others that didn't do so well at the box office.
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ReplyDelete#1 - idk but i think sophie monk is my favorite guess i've seen
ReplyDelete#2 - meh, don't really care
#3 - MJH & SMG both have movies so I say no to them both. If all MJH had were little bit parts I'd overlook that, but her lead role in Drive Me Crazy is too much to overlook. Really like the Tiffany Theissan guess. Her kid's over a year old and she's all tv aside from a cameo here or there.
#4 - My first though was Ellen too because as someone said, its carefully worded as gender neutral. That right away signified a gay couple. And Ellen is really well known for being just so nice and sweet. It'd be a shock for sure. I don't think anyone would be surprised to hear Rachel Ray's a bitch.
NOT Rippa - I have met her personally a few times and is MORE kind in person. She befriended a friend of mine who had brain cancer, and gave her her personal numbers etc and call to keep in touch. Definitely not her!
ReplyDeleteLiz Hurley is engaged to Shane Warne, an Australian cricketing legend. I think Sophie Monk is a great guess for #1
ReplyDeleteI'm with you RocketQueen. Ellen's career is based on integrity and truth,talent and many other things, but pushing family values as her thing...... never saw it. And middle American housewives would stop watching her in droves if she and Portia split? People have come a long way, but not that far.
ReplyDelete@Jasmine - while you may respect Michael Moore making GWB look like an ass - unless you know the man I think I'd shut my mouth.
ReplyDeleteI know & worked with the man for almost a year. He's a caring human being and he sacrificed a lot for our country. Yes, he has a public speaking deficiency, but he is a smart man who really cared about what he was doing. I would never disrespect any many who was elected by the people of the US to be president - even if I didn't agree with his politics. It's a tough job no matter what party you are with and what you represent. I have never once maligned any president with that word or any other term. Show a little respect. I'm sure if you heard anyone call Obama an ass you would have at it. It is wrong - everyone has a right to their opinion, but someone who served our country doesn't deserve that.
1. If it's Paz, I love her more. I don't know why I like whoever this person is - I just think it's funny.
ReplyDelete2. If it was MM, he was joking.
3. I thought this was widely believed to be Melissa Joan Hart according to other similar blinds.
4. I don't know and duh? All of them? I try and avoid the "moral majority"/"family values" twats and anything to do with them at all cost.
I dont know about the others but, for 4 I really dont think Kelly Ripa or Ellen fit. They've both been around forever. Kelly Ripa was a child star for goodness sakes. At some point the truth always comes out and for them it hasn't, at least not yet. Hasslecrack on the other hand does. Her part on the View is to be the tea bagger, anti abortion, marriage is between a man and a woman family values mean so much to me it makes me cry .
ReplyDeleteDijea--
ReplyDeleteI actually DO question Obama's decisions and dont agree with his military stance nor his tightening of the patrolled borders around Mexico where people try to get into the U.S.
As a liberal I think we often feel more free to question authority, in whichever capacity. I actually think Hilary would have done a better job, but that's a moot point now.
I think when someone heads this country and takes it from a surplus into a severe recession and has us go into a country under false pretenses where each solider costs us 1 mil/yr, not to mention the heavy heavy environmental toll U.S. occupied military bases do, i think all that warners questioning and critical thought. The man can have a fucking heart of gold (though i doubt it) and rescue animals and nurse the sick in his free time but when anyone makes descions that affect the environment, and cause lives (a boy i went to hs with was killed 2 yrs ago in this ridiculous war), then I WILL NEVER shut my mouth about it.
And neither should you.
When leaders do wrong things and they arent questioned, dictatorships can form and a totalitarian govt is made that much more possible. NOT saying thats what would happen here, but lord, a democracy was established here to resist that kind of stodgy not questioning those in power mentality. I would think such a patriotic person such as yourself would know this.
#4 Dr Phil. His wife is such a floozy.
ReplyDeleteTiffany Theissan just had a baby not long ago, and seems to be really down-to-earth in real life. I doubt it's her. Drive Me Crazy was a crap film that no one saw. I don't think it counts.
ReplyDelete1. Mischa Barton, i barely hear about any other foreign stars and who they date
ReplyDelete2. Michael Moore LOL!!!
3. Lisa Rinna?
4. i don't really watch talk shows but guessing i'd say dr drew or dr phil
I love drive me crazy. Totally my guilty pleasure teen rom-com! I like the Alyssa Milano guess, why aren't more people on board with that?
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ReplyDeleteI've heard others say how nice, sweet and funny Kelly Ripa is, so I'm thinking she's not #4.
ReplyDeleteI like Tiffany Amber Theissan for #3.
ReplyDeleteI would of never thought of her, now that I see it in the comments - i'm sure it's her.
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ReplyDeleteI was thinking of Elizabeth Hasselbeck for 4. She has more of a family values image that would be at risk and no offense, but I think her husband is more famous than Mark.
ReplyDeletePam Anderson for #1? She is Canadian.
ReplyDelete@Jasmine- hi- long time for me posting- it's very um. different now.-Katja
ReplyDelete@Katja---
ReplyDeleteHi
Welcome back.
Not sure what you mean by it being different now?
Morgan Spurlock is divorced, if that helps with the guessing. He mentioned "ex-wife" in a Q&A for his recent film.
ReplyDeleteI dont think this is Ellen...I know someone who worked for her and she has nothing but nice things to say...
ReplyDeletesorry, #4 I mean...
ReplyDeleteMorgan Spurlock was previously married/divorced, but is currently married. She was in (at least) 2 of his documentaries.
ReplyDelete@Lady Whitehall - I think I may OWN that movie on DVD. It was horrible, yes, but I love teen movies. I'm a middle schooler stuck in a 32 year old body.
Absolutely Elizabeth Hasselback. Her husband is a celebrity and she's always spewing conservative crap.
ReplyDeleteOh, and to add to my comment above, I bet this blind item would have said something about this person's weight if it were Ripa (have you seen her recently? Her legs are so thin, I have no idea how she can stand on them. Very unhealthy).
ReplyDeleteLisaMarie19, I thought about that too. Saw her on TV for the first time really the other day and though a) she is incredibly funny and seems like a smart cookie and b) how can she be that skinny and still be alive?
ReplyDeleteI hope I didn't miss someone making this suggestion already, but the director of documentaries could also sponsor a website called plentyofass.com and gain even more fame, no?
ReplyDeletelinnea, I think it was the episode with Dana Carvey. Kelly was wearing some black leggings and I was horrified to see how thin she really is...and the camera ADDS weight. Frightening.
ReplyDelete1. No Clue
ReplyDelete2. Too Easy
3. Melissa Joan Hart - fact
4. Even though Ellen is gay, she has that goody too shoes personality