#2 - This Jersey Shore star has had a rough year. They need rehab and Valtrex now.
#3 - This B- list movie actor, with the funny last name and made one of the best movies of the past year but did not get recognized enough for it is known as Mr. Erection on film sets. The reason? Every woman he hugs in any scene causes him to get erect. If they don't try and pull away, he asks them out.
#4 - This huge celebrity in England is visiting the US. When she heard that no one cared about her here or even knew who she was, she hired 10 paps to meet her at the airport and to cause a scene. She wants to be noticed and has the money to make it happen.
I'll have to think about the others but #4 seems like Jordan/Katie price to me
ReplyDelete#3 Zach Galifianakis
ReplyDelete1 - Not sure.
ReplyDelete2 - Don't know anything about Jersey Shore people except what I read here.
3 - Zach Galiwhateverhisnameis?
4 - Cheryl Cole?
We had something like #1 awhile ago, and I think the consensus was the Wahlbergs.
ReplyDeleteif there's any justice #2 is all of them
ReplyDelete#4 is still too new to LA to have knocked PH off her post as top celebutant, though I'm sure her trust fund from daddy will help buy her a bit of recognition.
ReplyDelete1. Maybe the London brothers?
ReplyDelete2. ALL OF THEM?! Seriously, could this be *any* more vague? At LEAST give us a gender!
3. I read a profile of Zach G. and he actually came off as charming and pretty devoted to his longtime girlfriend.* I don't want to believe this is him, so I think it's someone else. :-)
*cue the CDANers who believe that people who aren't married don't really have to be faithful
4. Cheryl Cole? Kylie?
#4 Petra the millionaire that bought Candy Spelling's mansion. Married last week, arrived here to check on renovations couple of days ago.
ReplyDeleteFor #2 I'm going with the Situation
ReplyDelete@msgirl - Mark is married and his wife is not a celebrity, though?
ReplyDelete1. Chris/Danny Masterson?
2. The Situation, surely.
3. Sounds like Zach. I hope not! :(
4.?
@texgen -- I *love* that guess for #4. Very smart. I'm totally on board.
ReplyDelete1. The Wilsons ever do tv?
ReplyDelete2. Situation for sure. And speaking of him - hahahahaha on knocking himself out last night. Dumbass.
3. Hmm, no idea, but looking forward to the guesses.
4. I agree it's Katie Price
Isn't Petra Croatian?
ReplyDelete@RQ -- According to wiki, Petra's mother is Croatian, but P. was raised in England.
ReplyDeletePetra is not a huge celebrity in Britain since "she" bought candy's house she is probably better known in the US than Britain
ReplyDeleteI'm co-signing the Petra guess for #4. The British papers cover her a fair amount, or at least the online one I read for entertainment does.
ReplyDeleteNo idea for the rest of them
#2 I will be in the minority but I actually don't think it is the situation. I think its Ron. It came out that one of them began using in Miami and anyone who watched the show that season and watched the mess he was at the club thought he was the one. Plus the rage, etc.
ReplyDeletehttp://jezebel.com/5600545/jersey-shore-cocaine-is-a-helluva-drug
Plus another pic was out awhile ago of him in a hotel room with some dude and there was coke on table.
Case in point. Pictures just posted of Petra receiving "gift" of Rolls Royce Phantom from husband. Wrapped with a bow delivered to Beverly Hills hotel.
ReplyDeleteWhat about the Hemsworths for #1? They were both on Australian TV series, and one of them dates Miley Cyrus.
ReplyDeleteWhat about the Jenner Brothers for #1? Avril would be the celeb, I guess... and the "acting" would be their time on the Hills?
ReplyDeleteJust a thought :)
@RQ: I couldn't believe I watched that idiot smack his own head into the wall ("Look at this! I'm CRAZY!")--doing Ronnie's job for him!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if we'll see him in an upcoming episode doing the bump and grind as he has make-up sex with the wall.
Also, I watched "To Sir With Love" earlier today and I'm kind of bothered by the resemblance between Lulu and Snooki.
@Bnl
ReplyDeleteAt first I thought it could be Ron, but then thought that the Situation is a better fit based on the clues. Ron was with Sam most of the time while the Situation was DTF the whole time, hence the need for Valtrex. Additionally, the whiplash he got (snort) and the cease and desist from Abercrombie could contribute to a "bad year".
Just my 2 cents.
You know what part just killed me @Robert, @RQ? When he was sat outside in his neckbrace and sunglasses crying. I almost peed myself. I wish I had PVR cause I would watch it over and over and over again.
ReplyDeleteFor #3 I thought of Wilmer, but neither movie he was in last year would have been considered one of the best, unless Enty really liked that Tom Hanks/Julia Roberts movie and I kinda doubt that.
ReplyDelete1. Not one clue. Wahlbergs I don't think are a perfect fit.
ReplyDelete2. Snooki - She is one drunken hot mess.
3. Zack G., wish it wasn't. : (
4. Petra, I think the money is the clue here.
@BNL - I honestly believe Ronnie's ongoing rage (and back acne) can be attributed to steroids, not cocaine.
ReplyDeleteRobert & Sue Ellen - we have a Jersey Shore viewing party at my place every Thursday night and we DID rewind the PVR and watch that pathetic sniffling again. HILARIOUS.
Petra is not a huge celebrity in England. It's more likely to be Cheryl Cole or Katie Price.
ReplyDeleteWell, except Ron hasn't been with Sam all year. He was with Sam last year. On the Reunion show in January they confirmed they were not together, then pics came out of him making out with other girls at bars. They just "got back together" in Italy which was just at the beginning of the summer. i think all the back/forth with those two would classify as a rough year. the abercrombie thing didn't even phase mike. it brought him more attention and abercrombies's stock fell.
ReplyDeleteidk, i'm in jersey and i've seen these guys in action. mike is a douchebag yes, but not on drugs. i just thought the coke/ron thing was old news. maybe just to ppl that live here, though. and if ppl think he didn't sleep around while he and sam were broken up they are wrong wrong wrong.
@SEM: Aw, poor Situation! Hosting a little self-pity party, are we? Did they actually play Eric Carmen's "All by Myself," or was that just my imagination?
ReplyDelete@RQ yes steroids too, rough combo. idk who this blind is really meant to be. i just know what i know from first hand experience.
ReplyDelete@Bnl
ReplyDeleteI am just guessing based on what I see on the show. You probably know better than I since you've seen them in person. Also, it's not that I don't think Ron is incapable of cheating on Sam, which I'm sure he has, I just think he's too, um, prissy? to just hook up with a random like the Situation does. That guy will bang a tree stump.
@Robert and RQ
ReplyDeleteAnd when the Situation was rattling on about something, Ron wasn't even listening and instead was looking for the junk Sam tried to give back to him. I just loved how Ron was kind of yada yada-ing him.
Also, did either of you see Ron popping a 'roid pimple at the table? *barf*
@SEM - So true. But you have to figure, mike's almost 30. he's been sleeping around for 10 years. if he was that irresponsible he'd have stuff by now. same with pauly. ron's isn't as much of a dog as mike (prissy is kind of a good word to use) hence when the opportunity comes along, of course he eff-ed it up.
ReplyDelete1) Baldwin Bros
ReplyDelete2)The Situation
3) Zach G.
4) Petra
cheryl cole has been in atlanta and NO ONE has paid any attention to her. my GF is pretty big Cheryl fan and we had no idea she was in town. some photos surfaced of her on her movie set, but i honestly think that was only because cameron diaz was on set that day.
ReplyDeletei like cheryl, but she is starting to reek of desperation from her need to make it in the US.
#1 Chris and Danny Masterson. Both on tv shows (Malcolm and 70's Show), also co-own celebrity restaurant. Celebrity girlfriend Bijou Phillips.
ReplyDeleteI am happy to say I did NOT see the 'roid pimple popping. GROSS.
ReplyDelete#3: Due Date was one of the best movies of 2010? In what parallel universe?
ReplyDeleteI'm British and I don't know who this Petra person people are talking about, so it's not her.
ReplyDeleteBoth Katie Price and Cheryl Cole are HUGE here and both are very rich, however. Got to be one of them.
3 Andrew Garfield
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing J-woww for #2. She's the one whose appearance has changed drastically this year. She was also the only one not present for the after show last night.
ReplyDelete1: no idea
ReplyDelete2: no idea and i don't care
3: i like Andrew Garfield guess(it's beautiful to be young)
4: i also like Petra guess
i don't understand why you guys think zack g. what great movie was he in THIS year?
ReplyDeleteI'm also English and i only know who Petra is because of her father (And i only know who he is because of my father, hah ¬_¬ ), i definitely wouldn't class her as huge over here. I like the Cheryl guess, although i think Katie Price is in Spain at the moment, she's been keeping a somewhat low profile recently which i feel may be the calm before the storm...!
ReplyDeletei like the hemsworth brothers for number 1.....and def ron for number 2. jwoww is in what seems to be a happy relationship as well as snookie. i think its mainly ron, or maybe sammy? number 3 i have no clue, and number 4 im thinking katie price? but does she have a trust fund dad?
ReplyDelete1. Hemsworth bros is a good guess. I also will toss out the Jonas bros. Is the middle one still dating Ashley Greene?
ReplyDelete2. Ronnie
3. Zach G
4. Cheryl Cole
I can only answer for #2....and that's the situation....All were @ the MTV awards but him....and they kind of brushed it off when the VJ Sway asked where he was...
ReplyDelete1) I'm totally on board with the Hemsworth brothers.
ReplyDelete2) J-Woww. She's been looking awfully thin lately.
3) Probably Zach G. I don't really care for the guy.
4) 150% Cheryl Cole. I would bet my tuition money on it.
One of the Jersey Shore producers said during the second season that all the kids still lived at home in their parent's basements & all had herpes so I would guess this could be any of them but probably Ron with rehab.
ReplyDeleteBesides, how many of them have slept together during taping and off? If one has it, a lot of them probably do.
.4 = Cheryl Cole, I think. Petra never-heard-of-her is not a huge sleb over here. But Cheryl is all over the tabloids/magazines/net. If it's not her getting dropped from the X Factor judge gig, it's will she/won't she get back with her dog of a hubby. Not to mention hair colour adverts. And she's trying to crack the US. Got to be her.
ReplyDeleteI'm on board with the Andrew Garfield guess. I think Zach G is higher than B-.
ReplyDelete4) It's not Cheryl Cole, she actually has an injunction against paparazzi and hasn't been photographed at US airports since she was fired from the X Factor USA. In fact she has been barely seen in public in four months. Yes, she's huge in England but right now the least she wants is to be noticed, if she did we would have heard from her mouth why she was fired from the X Factor USA, but she just kept a dignified silence and moved on. And despite having spent two months in LA, she's been only papped twice. BTW, she's no longer in the US, she went back home a few days ago, if she had cause a scene the news would be the front page of every tabloid in the UK.
ReplyDeleteThis has to be someone who is visiting the US for the first time, "when she heard that no one cared about her here or even knew who she was", Cheryl Cole has been visiting the US for many years, she has to know she's not that well known in the US, although I'd say, more people know about her since she was fired from the show.
ReplyDelete1. I like the mastersons guess
ReplyDelete2. Probably Ron or Situation but maybe enty will surprise us with a reveal of vinny or deena
3. Most likely Zach G.
4. For sure Katie Price
so...he does not need to be fluffed.
ReplyDeleteKatie Price has been comimg to LA for many years now, and I think she lives here part time, if you want to consider recovery from plastic surgery part time residency.
ReplyDelete#4 def petra eccelstone. i read the www.dailymail.uk.co everyday and she is always one of the stories...
ReplyDeleteI'm in London.
ReplyDeleteWho the bloody hell is Petra?
#4 Definitely Petra - she's all over Radar Online - they're kissing her ass as though they were paid. Pics of her doing absolutely nothing. And comments full of "Petra is very charitable and has worked for many charities" and "Her father is the owner of Formula One, so she is much classier than Paris" type shit.
ReplyDeleteI agree wholly with the other Brits - Petra Ecclestone is not a 'huge celebrity' over here. Celebrity yes, 'huge' definitely not. This isn't her - at least in the terms in which this blind is written. Katie Price is, and this would make complete sense - just the kind of thing she'd do, as her earnings are directly connected to the amount of public attention she receives.
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ReplyDelete3 could be Chris Mintz-Plasse AKA Mclovin; he's been in loads of films and not really got much credit for them e.g. How to train your dragon, Kick-Ass. He must be at least B-list. I'm not gonna lie, if this is true, I want to get a job on one of those sets.
ReplyDelete1. defs the Hemsworths or whatevs.
ReplyDelete2. Snooki. If you wanna take "rough year" literally, last summer to this summer snooki was arrested for bein a drunken hot mess, got boo'd up and then dumped by like 2 diff guys, gets made fun of because of her weight, and got arrested in italy.....the housemates always mention that she tends to drink alot...
who knows, their all gross.
2. Ron. I know coke eyes/coke sweat when I see it. He's always a red, sweaty mess on the show. Way more than any of the other guys.
ReplyDelete4. Cheryl Cole.
1. The winklevoss brothers?
ReplyDeletemy guess for # 3 is will farrell there was a blind about some b list comic tv star who would hump women's legs on the movie sets . will would fit both but farrell isn't that funny of a last name .
ReplyDeleteRe: #3 -- Is Stephen Dorff A list or B list? I don't follow celebrities, I'm just here because of gawker. The name is funny.
ReplyDeleteNever heard of Petra in London, but Kate Price is the hugest celeb and pays for those things
ReplyDeleteNot the hemsworths because the older one is married
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