BuzzFoto Blind Item
Which A/B list musician slipped away during the funeral of her parent to have sex with the limo driver during the service? Everyone thought she was so overcome with grief they didn’t question her strange behavior.
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Okay. Buzzfoto has crossed the line from preposterously unbelievable to just plain despicable.
ReplyDeleteSo...we're now expected to believe that an actress was SO overcome with sorrow that she fucked a limo driver during her parent's funeral?! Raise your hand if grief has *ever* made you horny. Honestly.
It seems as if every single one of these blinds is meant to A) paint women as complete harlots who can't control their unbridled skankitude, or B) prompt the readership to "out" actors engaged in scandalous homosexual relationships.
And I'll say it again: I'll bet BuzzFoto is paying Enty to repost this shit, and I'll bet he's got some competitive beef with Lainey because he ignores the SHIT out of her blinds. Maybe because they're the most well-written and fascinating ones on the 'net?
Just sayin.'
agree. i don't even care enough about this or believe its true to do an ounce of research.
ReplyDeleteIf an A or B list singer has lost a parent recently, we would have heard about it. Next!
ReplyDeleteLainey writes everything like shit, sorry. She writes like an teenage fangirl writing in a diary.
ReplyDeleteLainey has her favorites who can do no wrong...
ReplyDeleteShe also has lousy GAYDAR.
@Princess -- People in glass houses...
ReplyDelete@MISCH -- I'm with you on the failed Gaydar, but only when it comes to Bradley Cooper. That man is a total FOD, and I don't care WHAT Lainey says.
Meh. Cannot stand Lainey. Deleted her from my favorites long ago.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Ida is being paid by Lainey to write good things about her? ;)
Anyhoo, I don't care for BuzzFoto's blinds, either, and wouldn't miss 'em.
Uh, I've had sex after several funerals. Not DURING, but after. It was a respite from days of grief, I guess.
ReplyDeleteI also had sex after JFK Jr was declared dead, and prolly after several others, too. I gather this makes me a skank in Ida's eyes, but according to my friends, I'm just human. They've done it, too. I guess now she'll call my friends "skanks."
@Momster -- Getting paid to merely mention bloggers would be a DREAM, and if you have any idea how to make that happen for me, I'm open to any and all advice!
ReplyDelete@BinkyM -- Hello. Please calm the fuck down. I, personally, DID NOT call anyone a "skank." I merely said that BuzzFoto seems to portray females as out-of-control sexbots, and I find that offensive. Please read comments thoroughly before you offer up fired-up retorts. Thanks.
It's not abnormal to have sex AFTER something tramatic has happened, but it's kind of different to mosey out of your mother's funeral and boink a complete stranger in his limo. THAT'S what I find completely unbelievable about this blind.
@Ida: you asked us to "raise [our] hand if grief has EVER made [us] horny." I did, calmly.
ReplyDelete@PM: You said we'd KNOW if an A/B singer lost a parent recently. You apparently were unaware (as was I!) that Steven Tyler lost his dad on Saturday. I really doubt we'd know someone lost a parent unless the parent was famous or the circumstances were horrible like JHud's or Kanye's.
@BinkyM -- Fine. Wanting the physical comfort of intimacy after great sadness is understandable. I still highly doubt that you've done the nasty during a eulogy, though.
ReplyDeleteWell, okay then. I guess Steven Tyler is the one who left the funeral to go have sex with a limo driver. Buzzfoto just mixed up the pronouns. Suddenly, everything makes *perfect* sense.
Ida Blankenship said
ReplyDelete"It seems as if every single one of these blinds is meant to A) paint women as complete harlots who can't control their unbridled skankitude, or B) prompt the readership to "out" actors engaged in scandalous homosexual relationships."
You mean like Ted C? And the Enquirer? And, yes, Lainey?
@chopchop -- Buzzfoto's blinds are far more incendiary and doubt-provoking than any of the sites you just mentioned.
ReplyDeleteTed outs people constantly, yes. It's a known fact that he thinks 90% of Hollywood is totally gay. But recently, Lainey's only written about the guy who slept his way (with men) to the top, and those two girls who went down on each other in a limo. I honestly can't recall any other homo-tinged blinds from her. They mostly just have to do with infidelity, or celebrities acting like complete assholes.
And The Enquirer? I'd say most of what they print is dubious in the first place, but after they exposed that piece of shit John Edwards a few years back, I now figure they must have SOME legit sources.
Hey - many people like this blog because the commenters are polite to one another. Chill out everyone.
ReplyDeleteI think BuzzFoto makes up all their blinds.
Raising my hand because I love Lainey's blinds. Also, she routinely gives clues about the answers and if you pay attention to her column, they're pretty easy to figure out...eventually.
ReplyDeleteWhen my dad died I got blind, stinking drunk and made a fool of myself in my home-town bar, after flying home for the funeral. I'm still embarrassed to this day, and won't judge anyone for the way they behave during grief.
When her father died my daughter stayed by myside and when my parents died I didn't have sex with anyone during the funeral. I agree that Buzzfoto Blinds are just BS and I usually just don't read them. The NE is BS, too. Only believe a little of what you read.
ReplyDeletewhy is everybody throwing shade on old Ida? hahaha!
ReplyDelete@Chrissy Buns -- Heeeeeey! I can readily take the shade (in fact, I don't give a shit, honestly), but I'm not OLD. *pouts*
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure there is really a classy or literary way to share gossip for a living. People choose favorite gossip blogs for different reasons.. I personally love Michael K because his sense of humor hits mine dead on and I come here because for the most part, people are respectful and there are no out and out loonies. At the end of the day, most gossip (and blinds in particular) are basically mean spirited, yet here were are, discussing stuff that probably isn't even real. I class it as entertainment :)
ReplyDeleteThat FOD comment above made it for me: Liza Minnelli.
ReplyDeletelol! ok, ok, you aren't 'old', teeheehee
ReplyDelete>Raise your hand if grief has *ever* made you horny.
ReplyDeleteMe. There's something about the life force asserting itself. Seriously I have noticed it numerous times at funerals.
@Krab -- I can see that "life force" prompting funeral-goers to realize that life is short, better exchange fluids while we can, etc, etc. Definitely. There were a lot of babies born around 6/11/02 for a good reason.
ReplyDeleteI just HIGHLY DOUBT that a famous actress left the funeral of her OWN PARENT to have sex with a complete stranger. Seeking comfort sex from a boyfriend or husband? Okay. I get it. But a STRANGER? NO.
I'm really just here to say that I looked at your blog, and I...well, I'm a little bit in love with it.
And Snakeoiler -- Judy Garland and Vincent Minnelli each died a loooooongass time ago. :-P
ReplyDelete@Ida Why do you keep saying actress? The blind says "musician." And who says the limo driver was "a complete stranger?" It's not unheard of for a famous person to use the same driver more than once.
ReplyDelete@Bangagong -- Musician/actress/trapeze artist/dermatologist/walmart greeter/etc, etc. I don't really give a crap as to the actual profession. It's pure and total bullshit, regardless.
ReplyDeleteHave at it. I'm not even going to waste any time further parsing this blind.
I would totally believe it if it were someone like Courtney Love, who never seems to be in her right mind. And I prolly wouldn't be surprised that little April Momsen girl did something like this, either. She looks as if she has cooties and does things merely to freak the adults out.
ReplyDelete@Binky -- I think you're mixing up Avril Lavigne and Taylor Momsen -- which is kind of a revelation, because they probably WOULD get along like gangbusters IRL.
ReplyDelete@Ida: Oops! I meant the little Momsen girl, who looks infected. I think the Lavigne girl is just a poseur, whereas the Momsen one looks as if she akshully goes out and gets her makeup legitimately smeared. You know what I mean?
ReplyDelete@Binky -- It's kinda ironic to discuss Momsen when the post directly below this one contains a video of a panda. :-)
ReplyDeleteAvril and Taylor are TRULY cut from the same flat-ironed, kohl-lined cloth, but I have to admit that Momsen can actually sing her ass off (unlike Avril, who whines about SK8TR boys and things that gotta be so complicated and, in turn, make her frustrated. *HORK*). I was shocked to hear a track from TM's band a while back. She's got a pretty powerful voice for a young person, and she does NOT suck. I DO wish she wouldn't cover her nipples with electrical tape, but that's just the protective thirtysomething lady in me emerging.
I feel terrible for TM, honestly. The girl is SEVENTEEN. That frontal lobe is soooooooooo not done developing yet, and who the hell knows how she's abusing her body? I shudder to think about it.
BRB. Going to go hug my own parents...