Not, Chenbot! She couldn't muster up the strength, or emotion. I am leaning towards the guy from Survivor? Is that possible? I had heard rumors about him before.
Aw jeez, who cares? Nothing against Enty but why should anyone care who is boinking who on any sort of reality show? I don't go over to my friend's farm and ponder luridly over which sow the stud is banging in the sty.
Jeff P. never married Julie. They broke up awhile ago. FYI...he looks GOOD in real life. When I was in grad school, I used to work on my dissertation at Borders and Julie was in grad school also and would do her work at the same Borders. He used to come by all the time to see her. He was nice...and really cute! :) She was too.
@Ida -- I'm just saying there's a floor to plebian taste and reality-show grovelers randomly boinking each other...seriously, what's next? "America's Hottest Truck Stop Hookers Having Bowel Movements!"?
At some point it's like, "Well, my time would be better spent cleaning the oven."
@B. Profane -- Enty tends to cover every topic. All of 'em. And I give him mad props for not pulling a Ted C. and GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYing up his blinds -- Enty's blinds have got some versatility. You've got moms on coke, superstar lipsyncers, male A-list (or so he SAYS) buddies who visit porn sets once a year, teens engaging in anal sex -- the whole gamut, really!
Personally, I like to avoid the True Crime posts. Give me salacious reality show boinking over a dead little girl in a trunk ANYDAY.
No way is it the Chen-bot. The contestants are locked up in the house, so the only people they have access to to sleep with are themselves. Their exposure to Julie is extremely limited.
Although it *is* fun imaginging Julie Chen about to do the deed with Jesse, but stopping and saying "But First..."
This has to be Chris Harrison. Have you watched Bachelor Pad? That group is incestuous. They are all sleeping with each other, Chris Harrison included.
And as for which contestant? I really, really hope it's Vienna. She's obviously the skankiest of the a pretty deep pool of skanks. I have a feeling it's Michelle Money, though, from how CH interacts with her.
@Ida -- "Personally, I like to avoid the True Crime posts. Give me salacious reality show boinking over a dead little girl in a trunk ANYDAY."
Word, girl. My first round of babies were born not that long after Polly Klaas was murdered (a big deal in these parts). Could not even look at news articles about kids for years even though I'd grown up in newsrooms.
Ted C. reminds me of the screaming queens who would hit on me (back when I was still pretty) and then snicker as if I was hugely closeted when I'd nicely say that I had a girlfriend. Aw c'mon, not even my gay friends think that every savory Hollywood hunk is GAY, GAY, GAY.
Anyway, I'm just saying that when C-SPAN gets interrupted for PPV ads for hugely obese couples having anal sex in a Mississippi double-wide, that's when I'm voting to repeal the 1st Amendment.
@Ida: "Give me salacious reality show boinking over a dead little girl in a trunk ANYDAY." Christ, that sentence made me sick the first few times I read it! I thought you were suggesting that Enty wrote about reality show peeps having sex over little girls. Dead ones. Ack! My stomac did flip-flops typing the sentence! I couldn't figure out how come you were rejoicing in the topic! (laughing) I'm sooo relieved now that I've parses the sentence the way you meant it (right?).
@Binky -- LOL. It DOES conjure up kind of a terrible image, doesn't it? ;-)
But no, rest assured: child/animal abuse horrifies me more than anything in the world. I stayed away from the grittier Casey Anthony details because I just didn't WANT to know.
@B. Profane -- Ohhhhhh, Polly Klaas!! :-( I was about her age when she disappeared. Wasn't Winona Ryder heavily involved (not in a bad way) with the family and their efforts to find her? I've always dug Winona for so many reasons, and that's one of them.
I remember watching the news with my dad around the time Polly was kidnapped, and he screamed "holy SHIT" when he saw her image on television. Anyone who knows me IRL can attest to the fact that Polly was/is my UTTER doppelganger. Gave me the willies for a very long time, and it still does.
Poor, sweet child. I'm going to go hug my cats and thank them for not being human...
I thought of Bachelor Pad too. The only non-skank left as in walked off the show yesterday due to the double-crossing. I'd agree that Chris is in on all that scheming as well.
It has to be Ramsay and Carrie on Hell's Kitchen. There's no other reason she'd have lasted so long without being eliminated. Elise provides enough drama with or without Carrie, and Carrie can't cook for shit. (Although, she isn't half as bad as Elise thinks she is.)
I'm gonna go with Chris Harrison but only because one of the former contestants (Rozlyn/Douchbag Jake's season) accused him of having an affair, during the "Women Tell All." It was something she'd gotten from one of the producers, who'd been fired for having an alleged relationship with her.
I say NO WAY with Vienna (eww!) but maybe Gia? I could see Michelle Money, also.
I don't think GR with hell's kitchen-they are in dorms-and it is filmed within a few weeks. Someone or MANY would notice someone missing (ELISE is married, poor guy) and no matter what confidentiality agreements you sign, someone would come out and say 'I was cut before 'lolita' because she is sleeping with GR and I AM NOT' (I believe, even though it is not mentioned, there are some sort of prizes for those who leave near the end). Masterchef, have they shown dorms? I have only seen a few eps. and Jennifer did win.. I can't see him sleeping with someone who won-but there were 2 other judges... too much liability.. and how much does his wife put up with?
Mikey -- replace "dogs" with "cats" and that's exactly what the atmosphere was like at my place last night. :-)
Also, I was thrilled that Suzy wasn't in the top three. THRILLED. She looked so bitter up there on that balcony last night. HA HA!
Jennifer's mushroom ravioli dish nearly gave me an orgasm last night, and I didn't even get to EAT it. I think she deserved to win, but I would have been happy if Adrian had taken the title, too.
just since her pic is below.....i'll say julie chen :)
ReplyDelete@canadachick, she sneaks into the diary room on Big Brother ;)
ReplyDeleteNot, Chenbot! She couldn't muster up the strength, or emotion. I am leaning towards the guy from Survivor? Is that possible? I had heard rumors about him before.
ReplyDeleteJeff Probst isn't married. My guess is Gordon Ramsey.
ReplyDeleteChris Harrison?
ReplyDeleteAw jeez, who cares? Nothing against Enty but why should anyone care who is boinking who on any sort of reality show? I don't go over to my friend's farm and ponder luridly over which sow the stud is banging in the sty.
ReplyDeleteI like the Julie Chen guess. Or Chris Harrison.
ReplyDeleteNick Cannon
ReplyDeleteMy guess is Gordon Ramsey and that Jennifer chick from Master Chef.
ReplyDeleteAs long as it's not Elise from Hell's Kitchen...
Chris Harrison!
ReplyDeletedef chris harrison.
ReplyDeleteAmy and Ida FTW!
ReplyDeleteI thought Jeff P. married that girl that he was dating from the show..hmmm.
ReplyDeleteB. Profane, why are you reading a blind/gossip site then?
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was Julie Chen... which is weird because... I can't SEE her with any of the D-bags on Big Brother... ANY season lol
ReplyDeleteJeff P. never married Julie. They broke up awhile ago. FYI...he looks GOOD in real life. When I was in grad school, I used to work on my dissertation at Borders and Julie was in grad school also and would do her work at the same Borders. He used to come by all the time to see her. He was nice...and really cute! :) She was too.
ReplyDeleteJulie Chen is sleeping with one of the Big Brother contestants? Isn't Les enough?
ReplyDelete@.robert -- Good question. But I guess he can't have his nose buried in Proust and Kierkegaard ALL the time, you know? ;-)
ReplyDelete@Ida -- I'm just saying there's a floor to plebian taste and reality-show grovelers randomly boinking each other...seriously, what's next? "America's Hottest Truck Stop Hookers Having Bowel Movements!"?
ReplyDeleteAt some point it's like, "Well, my time would be better spent cleaning the oven."
@B. Profane -- Enty tends to cover every topic. All of 'em. And I give him mad props for not pulling a Ted C. and GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYing up his blinds -- Enty's blinds have got some versatility. You've got moms on coke, superstar lipsyncers, male A-list (or so he SAYS) buddies who visit porn sets once a year, teens engaging in anal sex -- the whole gamut, really!
ReplyDeletePersonally, I like to avoid the True Crime posts. Give me salacious reality show boinking over a dead little girl in a trunk ANYDAY.
Chris Harrison on The Bachelor Pad. Say it isn't so, those people are skanified trash!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNo way is it the Chen-bot. The contestants are locked up in the house, so the only people they have access to to sleep with are themselves. Their exposure to Julie is extremely limited.
ReplyDeleteAlthough it *is* fun imaginging Julie Chen about to do the deed with Jesse, but stopping and saying "But First..."
This has to be Chris Harrison. Have you watched Bachelor Pad? That group is incestuous. They are all sleeping with each other, Chris Harrison included.
And as for which contestant? I really, really hope it's Vienna. She's obviously the skankiest of the a pretty deep pool of skanks. I have a feeling it's Michelle Money, though, from how CH interacts with her.
@Ida -- "Personally, I like to avoid the True Crime posts. Give me salacious reality show boinking over a dead little girl in a trunk ANYDAY."
ReplyDeleteWord, girl. My first round of babies were born not that long after Polly Klaas was murdered (a big deal in these parts). Could not even look at news articles about kids for years even though I'd grown up in newsrooms.
Ted C. reminds me of the screaming queens who would hit on me (back when I was still pretty) and then snicker as if I was hugely closeted when I'd nicely say that I had a girlfriend. Aw c'mon, not even my gay friends think that every savory Hollywood hunk is GAY, GAY, GAY.
Anyway, I'm just saying that when C-SPAN gets interrupted for PPV ads for hugely obese couples having anal sex in a Mississippi double-wide, that's when I'm voting to repeal the 1st Amendment.
@Ida: "Give me salacious reality show boinking over a dead little girl in a trunk ANYDAY." Christ, that sentence made me sick the first few times I read it! I thought you were suggesting that Enty wrote about reality show peeps having sex over little girls. Dead ones. Ack! My stomac did flip-flops typing the sentence! I couldn't figure out how come you were rejoicing in the topic! (laughing) I'm sooo relieved now that I've parses the sentence the way you meant it (right?).
ReplyDelete@Binky -- LOL. It DOES conjure up kind of a terrible image, doesn't it? ;-)
ReplyDeleteBut no, rest assured: child/animal abuse horrifies me more than anything in the world. I stayed away from the grittier Casey Anthony details because I just didn't WANT to know.
Gorden Ramesy(sic)
ReplyDeleteHell's Kitchen
@B. Profane -- Ohhhhhh, Polly Klaas!! :-( I was about her age when she disappeared. Wasn't Winona Ryder heavily involved (not in a bad way) with the family and their efforts to find her? I've always dug Winona for so many reasons, and that's one of them.
ReplyDeleteI remember watching the news with my dad around the time Polly was kidnapped, and he screamed "holy SHIT" when he saw her image on television. Anyone who knows me IRL can attest to the fact that Polly was/is my UTTER doppelganger. Gave me the willies for a very long time, and it still does.
Poor, sweet child. I'm going to go hug my cats and thank them for not being human...
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ReplyDeleteI thought of Bachelor Pad too. The only non-skank left as in walked off the show yesterday due to the double-crossing. I'd agree that Chris is in on all that scheming as well.
ReplyDeleteIt has to be Ramsay and Carrie on Hell's Kitchen. There's no other reason she'd have lasted so long without being eliminated. Elise provides enough drama with or without Carrie, and Carrie can't cook for shit. (Although, she isn't half as bad as Elise thinks she is.)
ReplyDeleteNick Cannon. There was a story on other sites that Mariah was jealous of a contestant on his show and was afraid he'd cheat.
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna go with Chris Harrison but only because one of the former contestants (Rozlyn/Douchbag Jake's season) accused him of having an affair, during the "Women Tell All." It was something she'd gotten from one of the producers, who'd been fired for having an alleged relationship with her.
ReplyDeleteI say NO WAY with Vienna (eww!) but maybe Gia? I could see Michelle Money, also.
lord help nick if its him. wow. i don't think mimi would take that very well.
ReplyDeleteTHANK XENU CHRISTIAN LOST MASTER CHEF LAST NIGHT!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI really just wanted to express my ecstacy, and this seemed like an appropriate forum.
Ida, me too!!
ReplyDeleteMy dogs couldn't understand what I was so excited about. I was good with anyone but Christian winning.
I don't think GR with hell's kitchen-they are in dorms-and it is filmed within a few weeks. Someone or MANY would notice someone missing (ELISE is married, poor guy) and no matter what confidentiality agreements you sign, someone would come out and say 'I was cut before 'lolita' because she is sleeping with GR and I AM NOT' (I believe, even though it is not mentioned, there are some sort of prizes for those who leave near the end). Masterchef, have they shown dorms? I have only seen a few eps. and Jennifer did win.. I can't see him sleeping with someone who won-but there were 2 other judges... too much liability.. and how much does his wife put up with?
ReplyDeleteMikey -- replace "dogs" with "cats" and that's exactly what the atmosphere was like at my place last night. :-)
ReplyDeleteAlso, I was thrilled that Suzy wasn't in the top three. THRILLED. She looked so bitter up there on that balcony last night. HA HA!
Jennifer's mushroom ravioli dish nearly gave me an orgasm last night, and I didn't even get to EAT it. I think she deserved to win, but I would have been happy if Adrian had taken the title, too.
I hope it's Andy Cohen and Jeff Lewis... *boner*
ReplyDeletej Lo? maybe reason for divorce..
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