Tara Reid is milking this wedding thing for as much money as she can. Although there was probably no time to sign a pre-nup, that does not mean Tara will be seeing money anytime soon so she managed to sell her wedding photo to Life&Style to finance her habit for a few weeks until she can get her hands on new bank accounts.
Considering she got engaged on Saturday morning, wed on Saturday night and has photos in Life & Style on Monday night, you get the feeling she wanted lots of publicity. I think yesterday I predicted under a year for the marriage. It might just be six months, especially when the groom learn some of the more interesting stories of Tara's life the past few years.
What happened to the guy with long hair?
ReplyDeleteI would like for her to find some happiness and turn her life around. I wish her the best, but I hope they both entered this marriage with their eyes wide open.
ReplyDeleteAnother covert blind reveal?
ReplyDeleteApprently even her publicist didnt realize she married someone else than her boyfriend. Oops.
ReplyDeletesh'es been a paid escort for years ? NON? yes?
ReplyDeletei really hope she gets it together. just b/c she's made a gazillion poor choices doesn't means she doesn't deserve to be happy...but eep, the attn-whoring is cheesy. does the new husband know she has no $?
ReplyDeleteWait, someone bought her wedding photo? WHY?
ReplyDeletep.s. I bet Carson Daly gets on his knees and gives thanks every day he dodged the Tara bullet.
ReplyDelete"This just in, we have a winner in our 'Most Desperate Closeted Man in the World' contest."
ReplyDeleteWhy else would anyone get legally hitched to such a complete trainwreck?
If anyone deserves to wear white at her first wedding it has to be Tara!
ReplyDeleteHe DOES have gay face. Maybe he needed to get married to shut his family up, or get his inheritance. Wouldn't that just be perfect for everyone? As long as Tara gets her tubes tied, I hope they live happily ever after with spoons permanently up their noses.
ReplyDelete@canadachick: Exactly! I'm a little too busy at work to look it up right now but they blinds mention she keeps the hooking foreign.
ReplyDeleteLindsay Lohan... this is your life!
I'm reading this on an iPod so the photo isn't very big. Would someone please comfirm for me: from what I can see, the groom looks mega-cute. Is he? I hate thinking about him having an infection soon (unless that's why he's settlingfor Tara).
ReplyDeleteTara looks like an overly tan bleached blonde emaciated praying mantis. Like for real.
ReplyDeleteAlso I want to go to Greece, dammit. How come this coke bloated lobster got to go and I am stuck in school hell already?
*pouty face
btw- LOVE the wedding finery Tara. Exposed tummy for your wedding pic is so classy.
It's nice to know that Bull from "Night Court" is alive and looking well these days.
ReplyDelete@Jason- no you did NOT just make a Night Court reference!!?
ReplyDelete*swoon
The exposed stomach is just TOO hilarious. Guess she must have had the botched lipo fixed, eh?
ReplyDeleteThe only thing that is bothering me about this is article is the comment at the end referencing her past. Just for the record, it sounds like a LOT of us, Enty included, all have bones in our closets.
ReplyDeleteYou know, so what. We all deserve to forgive and forget and move forward.
Not saying that I know if Tara is currently got issues, but her past shouldn't be a reason for not allowing her happiness if she's working towards that.
We all deserve a clean break/fresh start.
Evergrey, WELL SAID.
ReplyDeleteGood for her, if she can make some money without being on her back.
ReplyDeleteAnd how could he not know? If he hung out in jet setter places, he would know that she was one of the "girlfriends." Ever see "Priceless" with Audrey Tautou? That was Tara, only with acting credits.
I guess everyone has a bone or two in their closet. I think Enty is alluding to all the bones she was getting as a very expensive/exclusive hooker the last few years.
ReplyDeleteEvergrey, he said "the past few years." It isn't her past, it's what she's been doing with her life right up until this quicky wedding. It's not like she changed any of her bad behavior.
ReplyDelete@Jasmine - I'm dying to go there too. Did you not ever catch her on Taradise/Wild On E! ? She got paid to travel, showcase various locations and basically get shit faced drunk.
ReplyDeleteLelaina- TARADISE?!?!
ReplyDeletelololol
I vageuly remember that show, but probably for the same reasons Im feeling now upon hearing that schmaltz name, I most likely rolled my eyes and left the channel if it ever appeared on my screen.
Which I can tell now was a BIG mistake. Tara Reid showcasing global resorts whilst trying to host and get her copious drink on simultaneously?!
Sounds delicious!
And I always forget how much I DO wanna go to Greece until I see pictures of it and just fall in love with how mind numbingly beautiful it is.
someone on another site was insisting that it takes a long time to get married in greece. saying that it couldn't be last minute because of the paperwork/gov stuff (?)
ReplyDeleteI saw that too..
ReplyDelete"Applications for Marriage Licences, accompanied by all relevant documents, should then be made to the local Municipalities or Town Halls. This procedure normally takes 8 days after which a specific marriage date can be arranged."