It's death week, so you get the most famous photo ever published by The Enquirer.
Anne Hathaway looks great. I did not even recognize her at first.
Brangelina could not be bothered with commoners so they rented an entire train to get from England to Scotland.
Megan Fox looks a little upset that paps have spotted her, but
BAG almost blows a vein.
Criss Angel and his friends learn to do the robot.
Chaz Bono has his Kevin Federline costume all picked out for Halloween. Just needs a hat, and a gaggle of kids.
The Days Of Our Lives cast reminisces.
Emma Roberts and Chord Overstreet have a Disney date paid for by Disney.
Apparently GAP thinks we should all be this skinny.
The guys from Horrible Bosses in Sydney. Jason Sudeikis always looks like he is just waiting for January Jones to come out of nowhere and attack him.
Anne Hathaway looks great. I did not even recognize her at first.
Brangelina could not be bothered with commoners so they rented an entire train to get from England to Scotland.
Megan Fox looks a little upset that paps have spotted her, but
BAG almost blows a vein.
Criss Angel and his friends learn to do the robot.
Chaz Bono has his Kevin Federline costume all picked out for Halloween. Just needs a hat, and a gaggle of kids.
The Days Of Our Lives cast reminisces.
Emma Roberts and Chord Overstreet have a Disney date paid for by Disney.
Apparently GAP thinks we should all be this skinny.
The guys from Horrible Bosses in Sydney. Jason Sudeikis always looks like he is just waiting for January Jones to come out of nowhere and attack him.
Don't judge me, but the GAP is probably my favourite clothing store, so all I can think about is, "I wonder if they have that cardigan at the Eaton Centre?"
ReplyDeleteWow, Chastity underwent gender reassignment surgery just so that he/she could become a clerk working the graveyard shift at a 7-11 in Irvine. Interesting.
ReplyDeleteCelebrity death pictures skeeve me the hell out. I hope I *never* set eyes on a postmortem Liz Taylor.
ReplyDeleteThat caption above Chastity is cruel...and hilarious. And funny, because it's TRUE.
I hate Anne's whole entire outfit -- and I wouldn't like it on anyone else, either. ;-)
As far as I know, Chas hasn't yet had the Frank n' Beans installed. Just the boob removal. Right?
ReplyDeleteGAP model is scary
ReplyDeleteand Anne Hathaway's outfit hurts my eyes
The Gap must like those leggings an awful lot because they sure aren't going to sell many of them.
ReplyDeleteElvis died almost exactly a year after my father. Lisa Marie was the same age I was when her father passed. This was not an easy week for me and I'll guess not for her either.
ReplyDeleteAnne looks kinda "meh" to me. Not very interesting, and the dress probably looked better on the hanger.
ReplyDeleteChaz Bono looks horrendous. Not attractive in any way shape or form.
Horrible Bosses was funny although Charlie Day's voice urked the hell outta me.
That mannequin is ridiculous. i love how we women are not supposed to want to be a size 0, but then the mannequins are even thinner!
ReplyDeleteThat Gap display photo looks photoshopped to me. In anycase, I am an EXTREMELY pear-shaped woman (My thighs and calves are a nightmare!!) so skinny jeans are out for me. In fact the only jeans I can wear at all are Old Navy's Dreamer jeans which are always $5-$10 dollars more expensive than any of there other styles. I try not to let it bother me, because I know that I should be glad that the one kind of jean that fits around my thighs are $30 and not $200, but it still gripes me. I know that Gap owns Old Navy so I hope they don't do away with the Dreamers if they really want "Skinny Forever".
ReplyDeleteOpps, should have been "their other styles" in my above post. Sorry, that's a pet peeve of mine.
ReplyDeleteI'm just going to say this once, even if it seems horribly rude and sexist:
ReplyDeleteWomen as thin as that mannequin break when you fuck them.
Women like what they like, and generally like it vigorous, in my experience. If I actually met a woman shaped like that and she showed an interest in me, what would be going through my head would not be "oh she's so hot" but rather "fractured femurs" and a difficult explanation to an ER doctor.
Chaz looks like crap. When he's making Federline look good, you know something is off. Is it the steroids? Pull it together man!
ReplyDelete@RJ,
ReplyDeleteOld Navy jeans are on sale this week, starting @ 17.00.
B. Profane, I love you. That is all.
ReplyDeleteI think Chaz must have had a super troubled childhood. He seems to be running from something.
ReplyDeleteBAG looks hot.
Gap can suck it!
ReplyDeleteI love all those guys in Horrible bosses, yet I have no interest what so ever in seeing that movie.
ReplyDeleteI didn't realize the Gap was still open. I used to buy nearly all of my jeans there. I loved their commercials and even wrote them a letter when they kicked SJP to the curb for Joss Stone. I received a response that they wanted to move in a different direction. How original. They went in a different direction, downhill and filing for bankruptcy.
ReplyDeleteIda, have you seen the picture of Marilyn Monroe? Creeeepeeeeeee.
ReplyDeleteIn all fairness, I think Chaz was coming from the gym.
B. Profane....love love love you!
ReplyDeleteTo be fair, and take away (or add to?) the sexism, sex with skinny guys - OUCH! I remember when a friend of mine (a pretty skinny girl herself) always had bruces on her inner thighs. From what, you might ask? Well, his hip bones. I heard that and just though "never, ever, in my life".
ReplyDeleteI am not against Transsexuals. But Chastity Bono was an adorable little girl for Sonny and Cher and then grew up and got broadsided by the ugly stick. I think Chaz should have hit up Jenny Craig before visiting the surgeon. Ugh! And he has a beautiful girlfriend. ($$$$) It just goes to show women will fuck A.N.Y.T.H.I.N.G.
ReplyDeleteWomen should be healthy. Women should have muscle in their thighs and upper arms.
ReplyDeleteMy older daughter is an Amazon. She's struggled with her weight but she has now slimmed down (slowly, healthily) to where she's just a little extra curvy. But she's got shoulders as big as mine and thighs like a champion bicyclist. I'm sure that mannequin is a 'Shop job but there's so much body image messaging that's almost as bad in this country. Luckily, she's been smart enough to ignore that idiocy so far.
The creepiest death photo I've seen is JFK's. Eyes open, gaping mouth, hair soaked with blood and brain matter.
ReplyDeleteTupac Shakur's was pretty bad, too. You can see the post-mortem incisions. *shudders*
My BF in high school gave me inner-thigh bruises all the time and he was not skinny at all...he just had hip bones such that they killed the fuck outta my thighs.
ReplyDeleteI had to do a lot of doggy-style so as not to cause a ruckus at the breakfast table with ol' Daddy-o...
Ohhhhkay, we'll just file that one under "too much information for a dad with a teenage daughter."
ReplyDelete@Califblondy -- Oh, God. No! I accidentally stumbled upon the Sharon Tate murder pictures a few years ago, and *THAT* was quite enough for me, thanks.
ReplyDeleteI'm not, like, a Marilyn Superfan or anything -- let's just say I wouldn't have her face tattooed on my arm or name a clothing company after her birthday -- but I think she was a hell of a lot more intellectual and talented than people give her credit -- and that's how I want to remember her: radiant, curious, vibrant Marilyn. That's partly why I'll NEVER check out Dead Liz.
@Layna Day -- OMG. Yes. JFK has The. Worst. Death. Pic. EVER. *shudder*
@B. Profane -- are you Hulk Hogan?! Juuuuust kidding....
I once dated a dude who weighed 110. YES. FOR REALS. My current man weighs about 100 lbs *more* than that, and whenever he talks about losing weight I always plead with him not to. I like his belly. :-) Porkin' a twig ain't no fun at all, regardless of gender!
"I had to do a lot of doggy-style so as not to cause a ruckus at the breakfast table with ol' Daddy-o..."
ReplyDeleteThat brought the LOLs bigtime, and I really hope that some of you are actual screenwriters out there in Hollyweird. :-)
I am not against Transsexuals. But Chastity Bono was an adorable little girl for Sonny and Cher and then grew up and got broadsided by the ugly stick. I think Chaz should have hit up Jenny Craig before visiting the surgeon. Ugh! And he has a beautiful girlfriend. ($$$$) It just goes to show some women will bang A.N.Y.T.H.I.N.G.
ReplyDeleteUgh. There's a big difference between hating the societal pressure to be thinner, and talking about how skinny folk are unfuckable.
ReplyDeleteselenakyle and B.Profane call-and-response ftw. Having a bad day, so the laugh was much needed.
ReplyDeleteHell, yer welcome. I can remember feeling embarrassed about leaving bruises on my college girlfriend. But then, she left bruises on me so it kind of evened out.
ReplyDeleteI am sorry if my comments offended anyone, that is not what I meant to say. I just remember looking at her bruces thinking I never wanted sex to feel like that
ReplyDelete*bruises
ReplyDeleteThat GAP mannequin ?!?! omfg
ReplyDeleteIts worse than the one I saw in Forever 21! And that one was bent over, booty in the air smacking its butt!! Seriously! I took pictures :D
I have seen Marilyn Monroe's post-mortem pic and it doesn't even resemble her-- she looked so much older than she was
ReplyDelete@Alicia - LOL. ahh, Forever 21.
ReplyDeleteOooh, I don't want to see any death pics. :(
WTF, The Gap?? The mannequin is bad enough, but "Always Skinny" REALLY??
I agree that once women and men drop far below a healthy weight (ie:the size of that mannequin,) they are not only completely unappealing, but too fragile for just about any activity! I'm thinking of you, especially, Kate Middleton! Just gross.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone else think that Megan Fox looks like Sarah Gilbert in that photo?!
B Profane, I've often thought that too. They break. Sorry.
ReplyDeleteUgh. There's a big difference between hating the societal pressure to be thinner, and talking about how skinny folk are unfuckable.
ReplyDeleteExactly, Mooshki! I, for one, don't want to be squished to death by a fat elephant or ride a big mountain of lard, either. It goes both ways.
@B. Profane -- are you Hulk Hogan?! Juuuuust kidding...
Funny that I'm not the only one who got that Hulk Hogan vibe from his comment.
I think weight gain is a common side effect of all the hormones you have to take before, during, and after gender transitioning. It's not like Chaz had a sex change and then let himself go because dudes do that. I also don't think dieting is a top priority for him, or anyone in his situation. But Sussique, I'm so glad to hear that you are "not against transsexuals".
ReplyDelete^Maja for the win for that response^
ReplyDeleteI actually think it was pretty ballsy of B. Profane to admit what I have actually heard for a longggg time now regarding extremally thin girls and sex.
Both straight from the horse's mouth and from dudes.
My female friend is under 120 and tall-ish and she just has zero cushion in her belly/hip area. She told me once that sex actually HURTS her because her hip bones get jarred if there is any vigorous sex happening. Sometimes she's dated fellow thin people and forget about it! They both will avoid missionary, etc to prevent bruises and plan old pain from happening when their bones bang together.
As for men, Ive been told similar things from them regarding women who are not just thin but have nothing working on their frame but bone and sinew and skin.
I'm am NOT trying to diss or make naturally thin women feel uncomfortable here, I just think its sorta funny in an ironic way when the thin 'hot' girls get all the male attention when they cant necessarily be fucked all that hard. Its sorta like a beautiful Faberge egg that you cant touch for fear of breaking.
All the skinny women comments reminded me of what my friend Patrick said when I asked him about thin girls and sex: "Bones are for dogs."
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