Kim Kardashian did something by posing with Justin Bieber and getting herself some attention.
Dax Shepherd did something by posing between two actresses who work he hopes to get some too.
Olivia Wilde did something by wearing a dress she made herself while blindfolded and on medication.
David Beckham did something by showing up and looking good and making us all wish we looked half as good.
Demi Lovato did something by testing the limits on good taste and seeing how much she could cut her dress before showing nipples.
Rose McGowan did something by not kissing boyfriends right in front of their girlfriends or boyfriends. I know you Adam Lambert people wanted me to add one more line to the end of this sentence, but you just have to wait.
Nick Cannon did something by not showing the world just how small his peen really is.
Will Ferrell did something by agreeing to never make a Land Of The Lost sequel.
B.o.B did something by agreeing to stop playing on everyone else's song. Here he is with One Republic.
Jane Lynch did something by agreeing to star in a Party Down movie.
Dax Shepherd did something by posing between two actresses who work he hopes to get some too.
Olivia Wilde did something by wearing a dress she made herself while blindfolded and on medication.
David Beckham did something by showing up and looking good and making us all wish we looked half as good.
Demi Lovato did something by testing the limits on good taste and seeing how much she could cut her dress before showing nipples.
Rose McGowan did something by not kissing boyfriends right in front of their girlfriends or boyfriends. I know you Adam Lambert people wanted me to add one more line to the end of this sentence, but you just have to wait.
Nick Cannon did something by not showing the world just how small his peen really is.
Will Ferrell did something by agreeing to never make a Land Of The Lost sequel.
B.o.B did something by agreeing to stop playing on everyone else's song. Here he is with One Republic.
Jane Lynch did something by agreeing to star in a Party Down movie.
What is the Adam Lambert secret! Spill!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if it's the one about Adam being rumored to be the crush or "man-friend" of Kris Allen, but Kris is married and "religious".
ReplyDeletewhatever rose did to her face, she should be slapped repeatedly for
ReplyDeleteAdam Lambert is the most beautiful person in this whole post. I just think he's such a stunning man. If he were a mythical creature, he would be a unicorn or something. Holy amazeballs, he is SO gorgeous.
ReplyDeleteI don't care at all for Justin Bieber (I don't give a shit that he's only seventeen, and he's still a ~child~). His superiority complex and ego probably surpass Kim's by about twelve billion miles. Ever read any of his interviews? He is an odious creature.
"Dax Shepherd did something by posing between two actresses who work he hopes to get some too."
Enty, are you still messing around with Google Translate? WTF?
I think Olivia Wilde has been borrowing clothes from her ex-onscreen lover Mischa Barton. That girl needs to either hire a stylist, or fire the one she has.
Adam Lambert looks so much like Dave Navarro it's kind of scary.
ReplyDeleteWasn't there a blind item that wasn't QUITE revealed, but we were told that we had the right guy, and it was about Justin Bieber doing Kim Kardashian in the pooper? Or am I having some kind of lucid nightmare?
ReplyDeleteI don't understand the Lambert caption...but once again, I must agree with Ida. He is totally like a magical unicorn.
Dave N was never that pretty LOL
ReplyDeleteMaja,
ReplyDeleteI thought that was a blind about Bieber getting a BJ from Demi Lovato.
I thought Demi let Bieber put it up her pooper?
ReplyDeleteBecause that's what the kids who wear ~purity rings~ do these days. *eyeroll*
Rose was in a car accident a few years ago, and had to have surgery on her face to remove her suglasses and the shards of glass from them. So I can't fault her for the surgery but I do miss her old face.
ReplyDeleteWonder if the comment about Adam is some news to do with his boyfriend? They've been pretty hot and heavy for a while.
Maybe it was Demi - I just remember that there was a bunch of talk about KK and Bieber after that photoshoot they did together.
ReplyDeleteIda- Adam Lambert IS a unicorn. FACT.
ReplyDeleteHe really is gorge and some of my gays in LA hosted a house party he went to and said he was really nice to boot. Its always sorta cool when someone you think is pretty is also nice too :)
Hearing about the Party Down movie made me squeal out loud. Seriously, my cat's pupils just dilated cause he got freaked out :P
Amy P. looks beautiful and happy.
I think these blinds are blurring together. We need more reveals!
ReplyDeleteI think Adam is more like a sorcerer. He opens his robe and sheds stardust over the land.
ReplyDeletethanks for the update @Trey or I was about to make a statement wondering if she was over botoxing as her face just seemed very off.
ReplyDelete@Trey - you have squished my snark...deservedly to be sure, but it is squished none the less. I feel like sending her an apology. :( Still, I do miss her old face.
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ReplyDeleteHuh? Dax not working? *Sigh* I guess I AM the only one that watches and loves "Parenthood." He's VERY good on that show and I love his chemistry with the gorgeous and VERY sexy Joy Bryant.
ReplyDeleteConsidering what a financial bomb Land Of The Lost was I don't think we need to worry about a sequel. Now if Will can get that Step-Brothers sequel happening that would be something.
Didn't mean to squish anyone's snark! I was under the impression she'd had some bad work done too.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure what Enty's getting at there though. Didn't she reportedly steal someone's husband a while back? A director's husband if I'm not mistaken.
@trey - yes - Robert Rodriguez.
ReplyDelete@JasonBlueEyes thanks, that was bugging me! Still not sure what Enty's getting at though.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Olivia Wilde comment, Enty!
ReplyDeleteAs an American Idol fan, I patiently await for some behind-the-scenes assistant to write a tell-all book that really lets us know what happened between Adam and Kris. Because there were moments during Season 8--a lingering hug, Adam kissing Kris on the ear during an interview with Paula Abdul--that makes me think Adam tried to go there and Kris wasn't turned off by it. Just my two cents, though.
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ReplyDeleteAlso, at he premier of Conan last week, she kissed Jason Momoa on the red carpet, in front of his girlfriend Lisa Bonet. I think that is what he is referring to.
I wonder if the comment about Adam was in regards to that blind item Enty wrote a while back about the openly gay singer who was having the affair with the married (to a woman) singer who has been rumored to be either gay or bi.
ReplyDeleteI am so sick of Justin's "hand in the pocket" stance, and Kim's waist looks so small in proportion to her ass, or is it the other way around?
ReplyDeleteIs Olivia Wilde (and her dresser) on CRACK????
The Beckham's might be utter douches but I do not doubt for one second that they love their kids.
Demi Lovato's dress might be a bit "flirty" but she's legal and she looks great.
I don't watch Idol but I DO love Lambert's "What do you want from me".
I *love* B.o.B. *LOVE* him.
I recall comments about Rose's coke-enhanced under eye bags for a while and then she showed up with makeup covering small bandaids under the eyes and only THEN did the auto accident excuse come out.
ReplyDeleteI think this was when Grindhouse had come out but not long after, I may be misremembering though.
Rose did injure her cheek in the accident - she has a scar under her eye - but she also had some major work done in addition. And ruined her face.
ReplyDeleteJason, I had to quick google Parenthood to make sure it hadn't been canceled. I don't know what Enty's talking about.
Lambert is DEFINITELY PRETTIEST of the group, I love him too( I hope this guy is good for him).
ReplyDeleteI guess every teen generation has their idol that drives parents crazy Bieber is the chosen one.smh I thought the blind with Bieber was Demi MOORE giving a bj because it was an older woman(the rumor was her pooper but ent said it was just a rumor).
Peeps don't get mad... but I'm kinda shocked by all the Adam Lambert attraction. I just do not see it. I think he's rather unfortunate looking. I just don't see it... this coming from an avid reader, occasional poster (usually only when I have an opinion that hasn't already been expressed)
ReplyDeleteOlivia Wilde's outfit looks like something put together by Rachel Zoe. It's just droopy and saggy and creepy.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know that about Rose, either!
ReplyDeleteI think Kristen Bell is adorable, Parenthood is a great show & Poehler is (obviously) the shit.
Dax is on Parenthood, Poehler has Parks & Rec and isn't K.Bell starring in a new series on Showtime with Don Cheadle? Hardly say that isn't working. Should be noted I adore those three.
ReplyDeleteDemi looks great and Skyscraper rocked the house. But have one issue. STOP IT WITH THE PUSH UP BRAS. WOman you look great but the pushed up boobs make you look like you are trying too hard and had implants.
ReplyDeleteYOU DO NOT NEED IMPLANTS!
Send Miley to that treatment center maybe they can stop her from skanking out.