Harrison Ford and Daniel Craig get the top spot. Their movie sucks, but they can still have the top spot.
Olivia Wilde looking lovely gets second position.
Anne Hathaway at her premiere with Jim Sturgess and
she changes and he stays the same for the after party.
Bristol Palin probably congratulating her brother on his new child. You know, after three months of marriage.
Camille Grammer is probably wondering if she can get Andy Cohen to change teams now that he is being offered $1M for his new book. Really? Why? What does he have to say?
Now David Spade would have something to say. Maybe not Nick Swardson so much though.
Aziz Ansari does not seem to be having Snork Juice with Paul Scheer.
Ben Stiller is hopefully telling Jesse Eisenberg that Jesse is now hopelessly typecast as the same character for every movie.
Hugh Hefner and Chris Evans pick up women together and head off to the assembly line.
Michael Bay just looks creepy.
Jake Gyllenhaal protecting and serving. In a movie.
Olivia Wilde looking lovely gets second position.
Anne Hathaway at her premiere with Jim Sturgess and
she changes and he stays the same for the after party.
Bristol Palin probably congratulating her brother on his new child. You know, after three months of marriage.
Camille Grammer is probably wondering if she can get Andy Cohen to change teams now that he is being offered $1M for his new book. Really? Why? What does he have to say?
Now David Spade would have something to say. Maybe not Nick Swardson so much though.
Aziz Ansari does not seem to be having Snork Juice with Paul Scheer.
Ben Stiller is hopefully telling Jesse Eisenberg that Jesse is now hopelessly typecast as the same character for every movie.
Hugh Hefner and Chris Evans pick up women together and head off to the assembly line.
Michael Bay just looks creepy.
Jake Gyllenhaal protecting and serving. In a movie.
You know that phrase 'Dead in the eyes' ??
ReplyDeleteWell I'm taking my brush and painting that phrase onto several people in these photos.
-Michael Bay *shudder
-His, er, companion
-Hefner's two 'authentic beauties'
-Hugh Hefner
-Ben Stiller
And can a stomach be dead in the eyes comatose too? Cause if so I give that title to the stomach of the girl next to Chris Evans....
YIKES.
Her stomach looks like Hugh Hefner's face. Well, I guess thats what happens when you fill your stomach with semen instead of food.
Wonder if she's on the Leann Rimes diet?
Michael Bay IS a creep.
ReplyDeleteI totally disagree about Jesse E. being typecast. I honestly think he should have won the Oscar for Social Network. He was ridiculously good. Better than Colin Firth. Yes, I'm saying it.
Anyone else read that article about Aziz Ansari's response to the woman asking why he doesn't have a red dot on his forehead. Fair play, if you ask me. What an ignorant bitch.
Ahhh Anne Hathaway. You annoy me so much.
I did not read that, RQ, but I'm going to have to go find it now.
ReplyDeleteI also suggest everyone goes and finds Tina Fey's rant about Hef's girlfriends. It is hilarious and The Truth.
Awww, I liked Cowboys & Aliens. Daniel Craig makes a sexy cowboy, and I liked the Western side of the story
ReplyDeleteLove Anne H first dress. Gorgeous!
ReplyDeleteDaniel Craig's new movie is still something I am going to see. Cause I love them both
Have a brother-in-law who grew up with Aziz Ansari, says he is a great guy and completely hysterical.
what the hell is at Michael Bay's pant line? I keep staring at it hoping to figure it out but it looks like the fingers of the thing on the guys chest in Total Recall.....ewwwwwwww
Jakey G. does it for me. a i little less without hair, but he still does it for me. forgive me.
ReplyDeleteI am the only one who thinks Harrison Ford looks like tool with his earring?? I don't understand why I feel like that, but I do!
ReplyDeleteMichael Bay looks likes every male 70's porn star did back in the day!
dude, that look is as sketchy now as it was then!!!
Nick Swardson! His Reno scenes were the best. Just thinking about some of them makes me smile.
ReplyDeleteGood lord, Hef looks incredibly senior in that picture.
Gross BigMama! Now I can't stop looking at it....what is it?!? I don't think it's a hand, and it's not *quite* a penis....wtf!!
ReplyDeleteAaww Enty I LIKED Cowboys and Aliens. It was something to get lost in for two hours. And how can you lose with Harrison Ford and Daniel Craig.
ReplyDeleteHugh Hefner looks like a turtle from the neck up.
Michael Bay is disgusting, as is his companions lips.
@BigMama and RQ
ReplyDeleteHe is holding a cup in his hand. LOL
Anne Hathaway somehow manages to look both hot and goofy at the same time.
ReplyDeleteAziz Ansari and Paul Scheer were great in their Human Giant series. Job Interview is just one of the hilarious episodes.
I think Michael bay is holding a drink and that is some kind of stick in it
ReplyDelete@Chrissy Buns - Jake does it for me too! He just has it and I want it!
ReplyDeleteI am very excited to see One Day! I loved the book and hope that it doesn't disappoint. I can actually say I like Anne Hathaway in her movies. Outside the movies-- not so much, too bubbily or something.
And Michael Bay is just icky poo. Yeech.
Officer Jake, I need a safety check done at my house please!
ReplyDeleteOk ---It's just me I know but Harry & Daniel Craig look like they are going to bust out in High kicks singing "One singular sensation..."
ReplyDeleteChris Evans get out of that whorehouse NOW! Captain America should not be in anywhere near that nasty, Mummydust looking pimp.
It's no wonder Anne had to change dresses... the first one is stunning, but would probably split open if she had anything to eat or drink. I think Michael Bay has his hand palm up, holding maybe an ashtray? And his fingers are just hidden behind all the ribbons that his "date" is wearing.
ReplyDeleteFlame me if you will...but I think Michael Bay is hot in that shot. Nice goodie trail (albeit shaved)...
ReplyDeleteSeeing Michael Bay like that is making me give up the ghost. My soul is IN CONSTANT SORROW right now.
ReplyDelete*Hums Nearer My God to Thee while assuming the fetal position*
Umm omg.. I'm sorry, I don't see anything other than a penis in that pic. Real or fake.. it is one.
ReplyDeleteOh and Jake G. totally does it for me too. Like I've said before, even if he is toothy.. a girl can still dream..
ReplyDeleteLOL I blew up the picture and it is a glass with a straw or something and a shadow of his hand....but I think the thing from Total Recall suits the picture better.
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ReplyDeleteRQ - I read Aziz's comeback and it made me sooo happy.
ReplyDeleteThe trashy blonde on the right with Hugh Hefner is clearly sucking in her stomach.Should've gone with the corset like the one on the left.
Cowboys and Aliens looks like an expensive prank. Awful.
But...but....why is Michael Bay shirtless? Only seeing Michael Lohan shirtless could make me queasier.
ReplyDeleteIsn't it a bad sign when David Spade appears to be one of the most stable people in a collection of pics?
ReplyDeleteHugh, WTH? The poor old fart needs to stop posing for pictures. He's scaring us normal folks. I thought that was Hollie with him when I first looked. I do not know what that weird "thing" is in the Bay picture, but I'll take your word for it, BigMama. I don't need to enlarge that creepiness. How can Anne Hathaway look homely, yet, almost pretty too? I still love her for hosting SNL after her bf went to jail. That took juevos and I like a woman with a set. I didn't see the cowboys/aliens movie, but I thought the previews looked good. At least it was different and not another lame ass remake.
ReplyDeletePic of Aziz makes me long for Parks and Rec. That show is gold!!
ReplyDeleteUm, I'm so over the judginess re: the Palins and their offspring. So moveon.org.
Can't wait for RHBH. Camille looks thinner.
Bay is creepy and Evans is over for me now
ReplyDeleteRocketQueen, are you OK? Are you sure? I'm really worried about you, because you said that Jessie E. is better than Colin Firth, and that makes me think you've missed a dose or something. 'Cause that's just crazy talk!
ReplyDeleteJake does it for me, too. I could stare at those baby blues forever. And I could not give less of a fart if he's Toothy. Matt Bomer and John Barrowman are gay, too. Doesn't stop me from slobbering over them like a St. Bernard.
No, Skeeball, you aren't the only one. When Harrison Ford got that earring, he immediately ratcheted up the douchebag level to an 11 in my book.
That dress makes Olivia look hefty, which she most certainly is NOT. Did you hear her say that, prior to visiting Switzerland, she was "brushing up on her Swiss?" Oh, my. And her ex is Italian, too. You'd think she'd know better.
Hate both of Anne's dresses, and not crazy about her, either. She always strikes me as someone who has a much higher opinion of themselves than is warranted.
And I'm with you, Susan. Tired of all of the vitriol aimed at the Palins, as well. Guess what? Maknig fun of them doesn't make you edgy or cool. That bandwagon is overflowing.
Nick S. is the shit. I lurve him in everything. Anyone see that cinematic classic "Grandma's Boy?" Frickin' hilarious. And Aziz is also funny. "He accused me of trying to blow up the Chick Fil-A. Why would I do that? That shit's f*ckin' delicious!" Cracks me up every damn time.
Why would Jesse E. be typecast? The kid can actually act.
ReplyDeletelol Texshan - I knew it would be controversial, but I still said it ;) I think his performance was the best of the nominated actors last year. I really, truly do.
ReplyDeleteLOVE Anne's dress in pic #1.
ReplyDeleteMichael Bay = creepy.
Did not even recognize Jake.
Everyone's comments today are too funny!
ReplyDeleteTotal douchy-ness for Harrison Ford's earring and he is looking oooollllldddd.
I agree, Hefner has a turtle neck and looks like one, and the girls, well you all said it!
Love Jakey, I don't care if he is Toothy.
Camille looks like her boobs got reduced...anyone?
Enty this this is your all-time creepiest batch of randoms.
ReplyDeleteDon't know where to begin.
Reminded me of lastnite on a repeat of American Dad where Roger tried to get an assistant on some movie set to show him her tits and when she screamed sexual harrasment
he cajoled with the fact that
it's not harrasment if he didn't have a boner, all the while waving his 'Michael Bays Guide to Workplace Harrasment'pamphlet under her nose!!
Damn, I am going to have to set aside some time to read all of these comments, but ya--all of that shizz from the playboy mansion is just depressing at this point.
ReplyDeleteReally, Daniel Craig is in cowboys vs aliens? Somehow I missed that in my categorical ignoring of anything having to do with such a stupid sounding movie.
Jake G looks great. If he's gay, he should just come out already and enjoy his prime.
Cowboy and Aliens is a good movie!!! Message - we are here to do great things. NO FEAR
ReplyDeleteOh, and I like Jesse.
Michael Bay's date looks creepier. He just looks like a tool.
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