National Enquirer Blind Item
THERE's something about this top Hollywood star who secretly split from his D-list actress wife – and she’s about to file for divorce!
They still pretend to be a happy couple and even appear in public with their children, but the truth is he has a weak spot for prostitutes!
Ben Stiller?
ReplyDeleteThat's what I was about to say, with the Something About Mary reference.
ReplyDeleteAgree
ReplyDeleteYep, fourthed.
ReplyDeletere: the Something about Mary reference
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty much the only way I can guess these things. If they make it overtly obvious.
def Ben Stiller. i'm glad she's leaving him. always liked her and hated him. he's a hack.
ReplyDeleteOn the Ben Stiller train with this one.
ReplyDeleteGood for her. He's such an untalented asshole. I still can't believe his parents are so funny and talented. Remember the blind about him making her starve herself? Prick.
wait... where the hell have a been? This is the first I'm hearing of Ben Stiller split.
ReplyDeleteCan someone fill me in..?
oops, should say "I been"
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ReplyDeleteWe haven't heard about it yet evergrey :)
ReplyDeleteThat's the point, I guess. It will be announced soon.
Ben Still seems like a good guess but is Christine Taylor really D list? She's gotta be at least a C.
ReplyDeleteNowadays, Christine Taylor isn't in much besides small roles in Ben's movies. I'd like to think she's above D-List because I LOVED Hey Dude when I was younger, but that show probably doesn't really add to her status...
ReplyDeleteGreat catch Sue Ellen! wow, Ben Stiller it is.
ReplyDeleteBut wait, isn't he also the actor who has sex with another male-actor friend whenever they do a movie together. You know, Adam Sandler? Or am I mistaking blinds..?
Ben Stiller FTW!
ReplyDeleteI would totally do Ben Stiller. I know he's an ass, but we don't have to talk.
ReplyDeleteErrr.. yuck.
ReplyDeleteI thought Ben and Christine were rumored to be divorcing a couple of years ago, but then nothing more was heard about it...?
ReplyDeleteI'd call her at least a C, but it probably is them. It would make sense then, that she's been hanging out on the beach with Jen Aniston - getting lessons in how to milk the single life.
ReplyDelete@Cathy -- I can still proudly sing the whole "Hey, Dude" theme song. Own that shit. It was a great show. :-)
ReplyDeleteKevin "Piggy" Bacon and his wife
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