When you meet someone at a party and you have a couple of drinks and get a good vibe and the next thing you know you are making out does not happen that often. Well, depends on how much you drink and also your imagination because I have come home at the end of many parties and imagined I was with someone when I realize that I was just talking to a hanging plant or something.
Anyway, when you get the chance to do something like that, the making out and kissing is pretty intense. You are not easily distracted unless the person is just not that good of a kisser. Come on, you must know a time where the vibe was great, everything was great, you start to kiss and it is like the record just scratched to a stop. For those of you under 20, imagine I just said it is like your iPod just ran out of batteries.
The kissing sucks. All of a sudden, the whole vibe is gone. If you are a guy, you probably don't like it, but you will probably keep going anyway because there is a chance it could go further. If you are a woman, you will probably call it a night and start looking for your girlfriends.
Gerard Butler and Brandi Glanville were supposedly making out at a party. I can believe it. I also suspect she is an awful kisser much like LeAnn Rimes. Oh yes, you know LeAnn is bad. She has no lips and is all bones. According to Life & Style, Gerard and Brandi were making out and at some point a party goer tried to take their photo but Gerard noticed and asked her not to. Unless this person was two feet away, you should not notice this unless the kissing was just not that great. Of course Brandi may have had second thoughts when she realized how many different places Gerard's tongue has been too.
The DFMO. Love it.
ReplyDeleteIs this the answer to the blind about the reality star hitting on the movie star? *vague memory*
ReplyDeleteI can't see how many different places Gerard's tongue had been is relevant inasmuch as she probably has some clue as to how many different places Eddie's tongue had been.
ReplyDeleteWith all the places his tongue has been don't they have special warning signs for it. "Super Fund Site"
ReplyDeleteUm, if anyone's a shitty kisser, I bet it's Butler. I partly blame Lainey (who calls him Spittle) because she's made me notice how he does kind of speak and spray wetly.
ReplyDeleteAnyway - this is still an upgrade for Brandi. Suck it, Leanne.
How much do you want to bet that after this, LeAnn Rimes is going to have a video out of her passionately kissing her husband to prove Enty wrong.
ReplyDeleteEnty, everytime you include LeAnn Rimes in anything, even a meaningless sentence, you give her ammunition or reason to put out something more meaningless into the world. Stop mentioning her name, please! Think of it as encouragement for her to eat every time you DON'T mention her name. You'd be most helpful.
Maybe Brandi's just trying to drum up publicity for the show since she is new.
ReplyDeleteI don't thing Gerald's anything to get excited about
I'd snog Gerry! Over and over and over. If he isn't a good kisser, I'll teach him how, but somehow, I have the feeling he doesn't need lessons.
ReplyDeleteShe looks like the mask from the Saw movies. She is scary - I don't get the appeal.
ReplyDeleteI get the feeling Butler has no standards when it comes to who he kisses! I think he is the celeb everyone has a chance with. I bet if I was at a party with him he would make out with me then have a few drinks and move on to my hubby-not that he is gay-just that he doesn't notice.
ReplyDeletehad a date like thst once. after a really long, long dry spell. SO wanted him to be a good kisser. tried to make it work. remember thinking it was like having a warm cheese stick in my mouth. i stopped and chugged my wine. tried again. more cheese stick. excused myself and went home.
ReplyDeleteIndependent studies have shown (mine okay?) that the more a man has snogged the more he sux at it. They never have taken the time to learn how to please one woman over and over because they've just been pleasing themselves.
ReplyDeleteAnd who over the age of 16 makes out in public? Jeebus! Get a room..
Shouldn't that be ipod battery power?
ReplyDeleteMy ipod doesn't take batteries...