Lindsay Lohan Has A Huge Ego
Just days after begging Steven Soderbergh to tell everyone that he was not serious when he said he would not ever work with Lindsay Lohan, now comes a foreward that Lindsay wrote for a book. First of all, it always amazes me that Lindsay can read and write. Then I remember she got to stay in school until she was like 14, so she at least has some book learning. Ali? Don't really see her picking up books and magazines do you? No, I am sure she must be able to read. This is not My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding.
Where was I? Oh yeah. Some author asked Lindsay to write a foreward for her book about Marilyn Monroe. Basically Lindsay spends the entire foreward discussing how she is jus like Marilyn. Huh? One had talent and one does not. One was funny and one is not. Hmmm. One made great movies and one made I Know Who Killed Me.
"I can understand the photographer Bernard of Hollywood's [Bruno Bernard] statement, it took a superhuman effort to be Marilyn. I identify."
I don't. I don't see how Lindsay and Marilyn are even close at all to each other. But wait, it gets worse. "Marilyn never wanted to be just a celebrity. Neither do I."
Did she keep a straight face when she wrote that? If she did then she is either a better actress than I thought or delusional. Her whole existence would turn into nothing if she was not a celebrity. It is only because she calls photographers and does everything she can to stay in the spotlight that she is even on the radar. Lindsay had a decent run many years ago. Many. Do you know how many bodies of actors are littered over time who had a decent run many years ago and are never heard from again. If the paps went away tomorrow, what do you think Lindsay would do? She would beg them to come back. It is the only thing she knows.
You think this is as bad as it can get, but it gets even worse.
"Heath Ledger once said to me, 'It's built you up to knock you down and that's all it is.'"
She actually name dropped Heath Ledger. Is this so everyone thinks she and Heath were really great friends? Because they were not. Is it so everyone thinks Lindsay is on the same acting level as Heath and this was some in depth acting discussion because she is not half the actor Heath was. I can't believe she brought his name up.
This is a book about Marilyn, yet she made the forward about herself.She is fucking unbelievable.
ReplyDeleteAnd saying she didn't want to be a celebrity? BULL FUCKING SHIT. The DON'T call the paps every time you leave the fucking house.
what tiny little itty bitty piece of hope I had that she might turn it around and become good, just flew out the window with the Irene winds (see what I did there? I named dropped a hurricane. Now THATS how it's done lindsey)
ReplyDeleteWhy is she even given free publicity on this blog anymore????
ReplyDeleteWish you included the last line - something about "I know I am a great actress".
ReplyDeleteIf she doesn't want to be a celebrity I saw we grant her wish.
ReplyDeleteHaha @BigMama!
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ReplyDeleteAnd just in case anyone didn't understand everything is about ME...
Sincerely
Lindsay
I thought this was going to be about the song she is suing about being mentioned in.
ReplyDeleteI guess that is part B of todays Lindsays Ego posting.
I read this earlier and chuckled to myself, because it's so ridiculous how she manages to make the foreword about herself. Add to that the fact that she fancies herself someone who has the same kind of talent or charisma Marilyn did - well, now I'm laughing out loud!
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Marilyn. I watched a couple of episodes of "The Kennedys" the other night, and the girl they had playing MM was...um...not a good choice. Looked nothing like her, didn't talk like her, move like her, nothing! I've seen tranny impersonators do a better job than that actress, whoever she is.
All the above comments. This forward was completely about Lindsay herself, not Marilyn. Utterly disgusting and wholly narcissistic. As usual. The version I read also ended with her writing "I am a great actress." Saying it over and over doesn't make it true anymore, Blohan.
ReplyDelete"I don't see how Lindsay and Marilyn are even close at all to each other."
ReplyDeleteUmmmm...they're both female?
That's all I got.
Saw that title to this and thought, "Thank you captain obvious."
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised she didn't try to link herself to Princess Diana by saying the paps constantly chase her in cars.
Is this all a set-up for the day she OD's or is beat to death by her pimp/drug dealer/john so she can be linked with those with talent that died too young???!!!
@MontanaMarriot - I'm with you. I'd be happy if everyone would drop her like they did Paris Hilton.
ReplyDelete@Patty -- "Saw that title to this and thought, 'Thank you captain obvious.'"
ReplyDeleteSAME. C'mon, Enty. I KNOW you can conjure up better headlines than this.
I didn't really respect Monroe until I read more about her life. She was a DEEPLY fascinating and intelligent woman who WORKED her way to fame from utter obscurity -- unlike Lohan, who is a booze-bloated, clinical narcissist whose fame is largely propelled along by gossip sites, and no longer from actual TALENT.
She's got as much in common with Marilyn as J-Lo does with Liz Taylor.
Dear Lindsay,
ReplyDeleteMarilyn studied with Lee Strasberg. She may not have been a great actress but at least she had a sense of the craft. You have not studied or respected the craft of acting at all.
Lindsay had the audacity to compare herself in any way to Heath? Or Marilyn? OMG.....She has frickin lost her mind. Please OD already, take Paris and all the damn Kardassho's with you and make the world a better place. There is no redemption or way to save any of you. Me Me Me Selfish Primadonna Bitches.
ReplyDeleteTypical Lindsay. I've said it before and I'll say it again. I have never really thought she was THAT talented. Parent Trap? Fine b/c she was so young. Mean Girls? Umm, Rachel McAdams clearly stole that shit. Lindsay Lohan? She is not in any position to write a forward about Marilyn Monroe or to name drop Heath Ledger.
ReplyDeleteAlso Marilyn was always reading and studying, trying to better herself....
ReplyDeleteshe's not that dumb, she actually picked an actor to quote who can't even defend himself. If Heath Ledger actually said that, no doubt it was in some fuzzy haze while he and Lindsey were partying.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Heath Ledger said it. I'm just not sure he said it to her. I would bet a month's salary he said it to a group of people at a party and she just happened to be there snorting spilled coke mixed with her own vomit off the floor. Because she's klassy like Marilyn (Chambers).
ReplyDeleteI agree with all the above comments, but I thought Linds meant she didn't want to be JUST a celebrity meaning she wanted to be a celebrity but that's not all she wanted to be.
ReplyDeleteThat being said I can assure her she's not just a celebrity, she's a thief, addict, etc. etc. etc. and she's had ample opportunity to be something other than these things in addition to a celebrity. Bummer.
Blogger Ida Blankenship said...
ReplyDeleteShe's got as much in common with Marilyn as J-Lo does with Liz Taylor.
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Bahahahahaaha Ida! THANK YOU.
I'm pretty sure that Heath did say that quote - IN AN INTERVIEW. Something like 10 years ago. She at least got that part right. But no way did he say it to her.
ReplyDeleteNow she's lying about imaginary conversations too.
I wasn't around during Marilyn's time but I'm pretty sure she died at the height of her fame and career. Lindsay is begging Oscar winning directors to not tell the press that they don't want to deal with her unemployable, undependable, drunk, high ass. That is when she isn't using google search to find song lyrics that disparage her, in hopes that she could sue for a quick dollar so she can score some coke.
Heath's family better have his Oscar holed up in a safe place because Lindsay is hoping for an Oscar of her very own. She'll never earn one herself (you need to be given an acting job to get one of those) so she'll just steal his.
There is a new Marilyn movie coming out this fall starring Michelle Williams and Michelle is already garnering strong Oscar best actress buzz. How long until we here Lindsay bitch that she should have been cast in that role?
I'm guessing a month.
Now Vicki, what did that poor dead porn star ever do to you? ;-)
ReplyDeleteSeriously, comparing LL to Marilyn Chambers is an insult to Marilyn, who seems to have been basically a decent enough person who raised a daughter almost to adulthood before dying. And no potential comparisons to RDJ, either, even if by some fluke she does get her act together--he was always far more self-aware than she is, even at the height/depths of his debauchery, not to mention a good hard worker who treated co-workers well and therefore had people willing to help him back on his feet once he cleaned up. Her? Not so much--she's burned so many bridges, she's a major contribution to the collapse of the U.S. infrastructure.
Update: The kids of "Glee' react to Lindsay's last line in the piece: "I believe in myself and I'm a good actress."
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I'd be more interested in hearing whether or not she's doing her community service (if she is - notice, no paps around for that?), rather than stuff like this.
ReplyDeleteWell at least she thinks highly of herself, because the rest of think she's lower then the bettle who feeds on cockroach dung.
ReplyDeleteI have disliked her since she said she was too good an actress to work with Jamie Lee Curtis.
BITCH PLEASE!
@Robin -- Yeah, Marilyn is a bad comparison. She's like Nina Hartley (who FOAF's know/have known).
ReplyDeleteLiLo is more like whatshername, the porn-acme princess who banged Pauly Shore and then capped herself after crashing her 'Vette.
You're right about the Marilyn comparison. I only picked her because of the name and she was a porn star. Much like how Lilo will fuck anything for money.
ReplyDeleteShe's more like Chyna's mutant peen/clit anyway.
lindsey's mom is the original "dance mom" and lindsey is the inevitable result of that.
ReplyDelete"...she said she was too good an actress to work with Jamie Lee Curtis."
ReplyDeleteSERIOUSLY?! (And yes, I am using all-caps because I am shouting!)
I don't understand or believe the Lindsay hate.
ReplyDeleteJanice: You're joking, right?
ReplyDeleteMaybe Janice was knocked unconscious after watching Mean Girls and just woke up.
ReplyDeleteThe only other logical explanation is that Janice is really Dina Lohan.
Lindsay has trouble getting her self to court on time -- how did she get the text for this essay to the publisher for their deadline? She has to have had some help (translation: someone had to push her) so at least one third party stood over her to push her writing this and get it in on time -- and told her the contents was fine.
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