Kris Humphries Parents - Not Thrilled About Marriage Plans
Apparently Kris Jenner has not been making nicey nice with her daughter's future in-laws. As much as they would like to help with the wedding and the cost, Kris Jenner is not letting them. It is not like she is paying for it herself. Oh, no. That would be comical. Nope, E! is paying for it all, and Kris wants it that way and wants all the control of what happens and where and when and Bruce go back and sit in the corner where you belong.
According to the always correct In Touch, Kris's (the guy and not Kris the mom) parents have grown so frustrated at the whole spotlight thing that they have cautioned their son about rushing into the marriage. I think that is a good idea. I guarantee you that if the ratings suck for this thing, a divorce will be coming and a new season about that followed by a new wedding.
I just want all the Kardashians off the air by the end of 2012. Yes, that includes the younger ones too. Why should they get a show?
They are just figuring this out now?
ReplyDelete2012, please be the End of The K Family Fame. PLEASE.
The fame of the Kardashians is gonna live on FOREVER as long as entertainment blogs like this one comment on them daily. Seriously. Enty dedicates a post to Kim EVERY. SINGLE. WEEKDAY. And she's not even the fun or remotely interesting Kardashian -- that would be Khloe, who introduced the phrase "Major Douchelord" into my vocab, so whatever. I'm grateful. And she's a fellow Cancerian. I can't hate on her at all, sorry. *shrugs*
ReplyDeleteAnd I've just gotta say one thing: if people are so disgruntled over the ubiquity of this family, there ARE other television channels out there besides E! ;-)
I don't understand how people have a meet & greet & then a month later get married ... were I come from, we usually date for 2 or 3 years & then have an engagement for 1 yr & then get married. Oh & btw, we then have kids once the rings are on the finger. Whats the rush? Enjoy the perks of dating & then being engaged for a while. They are rushing this so quickly. You would think Kim would say Stop but she doesnt want her sisters getting all the attention. So dumb & stupid. May the ink on your divorce papers dry faster than the ink on your marriage license. (what a fucking joke they all are.)
ReplyDelete@parissucksliterally - LOL, they sure were behind with this memo :)
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed the staged fauxness of Khloe and Kourtney for a while, but it's time to end the disease before it spreads. We don't need a gen Z to follow too.
As Enty says, 'why should they get a show?'Yeah, WHY?
Good idea, hope he listens..
ReplyDeleteI agree with Diane. I met my husband in 1997 and married him in 2006, and we're going strong. There is something to be said for waiting to see how things are once the new-ness has worn off.
ReplyDeleteOops... married in 2002, baby in 2006.
ReplyDeleteI am really, really feeling sorry for this poor bastard. Kris Jenner makes Joe Simpson look like a amateur. And that does not bode well for this marriage.
ReplyDelete2012....the end of the Kardashian Klan. THIS is what the Mayans really meant with that calendar. lol
ReplyDeleteI like Khloe too. Last night, she called Kim a "lame little whore" (re: the Prince fiasco). I enjoyed that very much.
ReplyDeleteI watched the show last night and couldn't believe the way the younger girls acted. Walked over Bruce and the mother. My lord they are 13 and 15 and really need to be yanked up. The way the talk to the parents is ugly
ReplyDeleteHa I don't mind Khloe either. She's hilarious, I'll give her that. And she's not nearly as bad as Kris and Kim. Kim is truly the most boring, drippy person on the planet.
ReplyDeletecause one of the young ones is a cokehead and the other is a whore
ReplyDeleteyes, lets please have the kardashians out of sight by the end of 2012. I'm not sure why our culture worships narcissistic people who do absolutely nothing and/or sex tapes and then absolutely nothing.
ReplyDeleteKris Humphries Parents - Not Thrilled About Marriage Plans
ReplyDeleteReally? They aren't thrilled that their son is marrying a fat-assed, talentless fame whore with a predilection for water sports?
I still don't think this marriage will actually transpire.
i've been gone for a little bit, so am out of the loop...have we begun a pool yet regarding how long this ridiculous marriage will last?
ReplyDeletei swear these kardashians reek of desperation. #butatleastthksfornotwritingabouttheirhideousclothinglineatsears. #gotthepressreleasethrewitout.
The end of the Kartrashians in 2012??? Does that make them the Zombie Apocalypse????
ReplyDeleteHuh. I can't believe that it *just* occurred to me that Kim is marrying a guy who has the exact same name as her mother. How freaky is that?
ReplyDeleteI wish Enty would start referring to this idiot as Pee-on-mee and give her the recognition she so rightly deserves.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Pookie's hashtags :)
ReplyDeleteDear Humphries Family,
No need to feel anger/resentment about not being allow to participate or help in anyway financially to a marriage that will likely be broken up in a year from now.
Sincerely, Lelaina Pierce
A year? Lelaina Pierce--you are far too kind. I give it until Christmas. Any other takers?
ReplyDeletei have scary dreams about these people following me. they creep me out. especially the mom. she's like a fame whore on crack
ReplyDeleteThis marriage is perfect, Kim is a talentless reality show whore. Kris s a player for a NBA team that flat out SUCKS.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if the nets are getting a govt tax break for hiring a retard?