Thursday, August 11, 2011

Kelsey Grammer Has A Small Peen


If you ever want to get back at your ex and he is a guy, then all you have to do is say he has a small peen or can't get it up. At that point you do not need to do anything else. From that point on people will laugh and stare and discuss and wonder. You have got your revenge. Camille Grammer has done just that with her recent witty comment. I know, I know, you are shocked that I used Camille Grammer and witty all in one paragraph. "Big hands, big feet, big disappointment." Yes, Camille went there, but according to her not that often, so maybe she has a foggy memory. Or maybe that is why she did not go there that often. It also shows you that true love or a big wallet will often overcome peen size. I just blame my shortcomings on the 400 pounds of fat.

21 comments:

  1. I like when woman like her say that stuff after they've been dumped..she knew he was lacking before the marriage and still married him..did she think it was gonna grow after they got married? Commenting about it after wards just proves what type of woman SHE is and who cares about his teeny peeny anyway..she's not blowing some hot sexy star's image.. I mean, who ever thought KG was hot in bed in the first place?

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  2. Just because she said it does not make it true.

    Although, wasn't she a call girl? I suppose she would be a good judge on peen size then.

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  3. Camille, you are making yourself look even more lame than you usually do.

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  4. Kelsey is doing it right. Silence is the best response to a worn-out whore like the former Camille Donatacci.

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  5. Anonymous11:02 AM

    Oh God Camille, who the f*** cares. Back to coach, you. You will get your bag of peanuts after the 25 rows in front of you have been served.

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  6. Nicely said Aly & Sonny!

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  7. Obviously the thing she liked the most about Kelsey was his celebrity status and the status it gave her. Now that he's gone, so is her status, and she's angry and lashing out. If she only cared about the money, she wouldn't say anything because she is rich in her own right now.

    Sour grapes, lady. Get over it.

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  8. Either way, I don't want to know ANYTHING about Frasiers genitals *shudder*.

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  9. Makes her look like an even bigger evil b*tch, if that's possible.

    I'm sure she said (or will say) afterwards that she was only kidding.

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  10. Enty, was it really necessary to make all of us think about Kelsey Grammars peen?!?!?!?!!? Shame, the shame!!!!!!!

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  11. So the divorce settlement is how much per inch?

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  12. Pedestrian compared to being the bottom of an S & M relaysh....

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  14. Kelsey's new wife responds:

    Kayte tells TMZ, "Perhaps the fault lies not so much with the member in question but rather with the inspiration at hand."

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  15. @Nosey

    Oh shit! Great response!

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  16. I freaking love Kayte Walsh's response. I can see Camille now "Oh NO SHE DIDN'T!"

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  17. Yeah, 'cause we all thought that's how Kelsey landed his new wife - his skills in the bedroom. Apart from size, he strikes me as the kind of guy who needs a little blue pill to get it up.

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  18. I think FFF should make a surpise appearance tomorrow, so we can uh, size him up and see if she is full of baloney.

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  19. whatever. as divorced, bitter women we all take a jab at our partners...
    wait. i don't go to NYDN or TMZ.
    point taken.

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