I don't know what Charlie Sheen was expecting when her performed at the annual gathering of the Juggalos but I, and every other person who knows the history of the festival could pretty much tell you he was going to get pelted with anything someone could find to throw. Sure enough, it took a few seconds for Charlie to start getting bottles and cans thrown at him. Now he knows how Tila Tequila feels. Well in the getting things thrown at you kind of way. I don't think he has actually felt her, but I am sure they both would be willing.
I have to admit being impressed that he caught several of the items with one bare hand! With that said, these Juggalos are just awful. : (
ReplyDeleteso...from almost $2M/episode to following in tila's footsteps. what's next, charlie will get a myspace acct and strip?
ReplyDeletenice.
crack is whack, kids.
It's like Charlie Sheen doesn't understand how this new type of fame works now. He is no longer in the group of actors, now he's just a junkie fame whore. They don't get any respect. He keeps thinking it means something to be a brat packer.
ReplyDeleteoh how the mighty have fallen *kerplunk!*
ReplyDeleteOMG. If I weren't at work, I'd youtube that Amy Poehler and Seth Myers (?) Juggalo spoof and watch it PRONTO.
ReplyDeleteI think Juggalos are pretty hilarious, to be honest.
"Fuckin' MAGNETS! HOW DO THEY WORK?"
Charlie. Buddy. Amigo.
ReplyDeleteWhen Juggalos hate you, it's time to reevaluate your life...because Juggalos are the lowest form of life on this planet. AIDS & Cancer avoid Juggalos. The worst punishment in Hell is to come back as one of these Faygo drinking, face-paint wearing scrub motherfuckers. And they hate you, Charlie Sheen. You're no longer #winning...now you're just #skinningthecat.
@Ida - MAGIC EVERYWHERE IN THIS BITCH. Yeah, they're funny...until you call one of their girlfriends a "swamp donkey". Then they magically multiply. And have guns...
ReplyDelete@TNC -- I bow, curtsy, and blow a big genuine kiss in your direction for bestowing upon me the phrase "swamp donkey." J'ADORE!! MERCI!!
ReplyDeleteBeing at that event, in the middle of that crowd, would be like the ninth circle of Hell for me.
ReplyDelete"And you KNOW we have got live hawks all over this ***!" I love those parodies.
ReplyDeleteThis is certainly classic! "AIDS & Cancer avoid Juggalos." I couldn't agree more. And I don't think this is crack. I think this is more like paint sniffing, aerosol huffing.
ReplyDeleteHi, very sick Australian here. Your posts are making my extremely sore throat not so bad.
ReplyDeleteCan someone tell me what Juggalos are?
@feraltart: Visit urbandictionary.com and enter that phrase, or any other you're curious about.
ReplyDeleteWhen he shouted out 'WINNING' and asked the crowd to repeat it I just cringed.
ReplyDeleteIts odd, for someone whose been an actor for so long and more so a Holy Bratpacker, but when I heard him say that winnning shit all that was in my head was -His 15 minutes are up.
Seriously, he's as pathetic as a Jersey Shore castmember right now. Dude you were in Platoon! Get it together!
But that would require a mass overhaul for him to make enough room to climb outta his own ass and remember a glimmer of humility. Chances of this seem nil right now.
Juggalos don't have guns, they have HATCHETS!
ReplyDeleteHave looked up Juggalos. Interesting. Not my scene, now I know not to go to a gathering.
ReplyDeleteRobert, I took your advice, and the entries in ud.com are comedy gold! (Apart from the gay slurs - forget the fact that it's offensive, it's just plain unoriginal.) My favorite? "The reason babies cry at the sight of clowns."
ReplyDelete@Mooshki: Unfortunately, you have to take the bitter with the sweet on that site, like Wikipedia; however, it's a handy reference for, say, middle-aged white guys who don't want to have to actually ask someone, "What the hell is a choad?"
ReplyDeleteOr those of us who were wary enough to want to know what a "lemon party" was before going to the site. :)
ReplyDelete(Or when your boss wants to know what a "Santorum" is, and there's no way on god's green earth you're going to try to explain it to him.)
ReplyDelete@Mooski: See? There's two I never knew before...but I do now!
ReplyDeleteI don't know if you're a Seinfeld fan, but your first post reminded me of Kenny Bania..."That stuff you gave me was gold, Jerry! Gold!"
I learned three new words/expressions in this post, thank you much.
ReplyDeleteCharlie is STILL "touring"????
@Jasmine - absolutely right on summary.
ReplyDeleteSheen is a literally grasping at garbage and following Tila Taquila's career path...it's OVER.