Yesterday afternoon, a scruff Shia LaBeouf and Joe Jonas crossed paths on Sunset Blvd. Notice I said crossed path and not swords. Those kinds of things would be better left in a blind item. Anyway, as you can see the pair did not communicate, did not nod heads or otherwise indicate any sort of human response to the other. Now, I am perfectly willing to believe that Shia has no idea who Joe Jonas is or what he looks like. I think unless you are a blogger, work for a tabloid, or are a female under the age of 20, nobody would recognize Joe Jonas. Shia on the other hand is fairly recognizable, but he was scruffy looking yesterday and perhaps Transformers is just not Joe's thing. Maybe he is more of an art house indie kind of guy. I say the two do not know each other. I don't think there is a dislike thing going on.
Who cares? Do famous people always have to kiss eachothers ass in public if they cross paths and paparazzi are around?
ReplyDeleteWhy is this news?
Well, I guess we have narrowed the naked sword injury down to one of these douche bags. Love you and your sneaky ways Enty!!!! I bet they do not know one another. Shia likes women, Joe has the beard of the month club going.
ReplyDeleteExactly what Missjenny619 said.
ReplyDeleteI'm more inclined to believe that Shia did not know Joe Jonas and Joe noticed this and so did not try to communicate out of embarrassment or whatever.
ReplyDeleteI think there was that reveal about Joe Jonas really playing it up to the paps in order to be recognized- I think he is a total Kardashian style fame whore and I definitely think he knows the younger Hollywood set and as such would know Shia, scruffy or not.
-My 2c-
Many years ago I worked at a movie studio and would pass by actors and actresses all the time and not recognize them. I remember one time this gal was trying to find her way to someone's office, so I asked her if I could help. She gave me the written directions she had, and on the top was written "Melinda Dillon." It was only then I realized who she was, and CE3K is one of my very favorite movies.
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ReplyDeleteOh, and I havent seen either Transformers BUT I still recognize Shia from all the commercials on tv and billboards.
ReplyDeletePlus Joe's a dude and almost every guy I know has seen Transformers.
On the other hand, who above 20y/o has seen Jonas Brothers 3d movie??
I wouldn't say it's news, but it's an interesting celebrity tidbit.
ReplyDeleteI live in Shia's neighborhood yet never see him. I wouldn't ignore him. I'd be like "Shia" and then I would do the two finger eye-to-eye thing and he's nod in agreement and then we'd go smoke a bongload and make sweet, sweet love.
@jacksparrow -- Melinda Dillon?! I would have immediately started singing the song from the Chinese restaurant scene in A Christmas Story!
ReplyDeleteI love you, Tempestuous Grape. I really do.
ReplyDeletePlease make that shit happen. You'd be my hero.
Awww, you're one of only a few, dear! I'm hard to handle for most folks. :)
ReplyDeleteI see celeb's at my local Trader Joe's alllll the time, so who knows. This might happen some day..though I don't think he's nod and come with me. I'd have to, you know, make him, but I'm a big girl I can handle it!
Ha! I now change my answer to Shia Lebeouf for the drunken sword play actor.
ReplyDeleteAnd I agree that these two simply don't know each other. Why go out of your way to introduce/ meet? Just because they're celebrities? That would be weird.
Well, thanks for the not-so-subtle hint *LOL*.
ReplyDeleteT-Grape, you made me laugh out loud. And yeah, I'd attempt the same thing.
who cares and they probably didn't recognize each other
ReplyDeleteI have been out of the loop for a while...how long ago should I look for the blind you are talking about? It sounds juicy lol
ReplyDeleteLord. Is this what keeps Enty up at night?
ReplyDeleteSo Shia's a drunken naked swordsman and Joe is just a regular Ted kinda swordsman? I like it.
ReplyDeleteTempestuous Grape, if you make that happen and he has a choad, I don't want to know!
*Bows and genuflects to Kid Sis for using the word "choad" in the right context, and for spelling it correctly, too*
ReplyDeleteUm, "crossing swords" has nothing to do with actual swords. :) (urbandictionary.com, folks)
ReplyDeleteSince when does Shia Lebouf's hair look like a perm gone very bad?
ReplyDeleteI'm aware, Mooshki ;) It's still a big hint about that blind though, don't you think?
ReplyDeleteTGrape - you would be my hero if you could make that happen. Please take some pictures for me.
ReplyDeleteYes I admit it - I have a schoolgirl kind of crush on Shia.
Tempestuous Grape, when you make that happen I would like a complete blow by blow. I have the hots for Shia, I am also a big girl, and while I am happily married I could live vicariously through you.
ReplyDeleteMooshki, I now have to look it up. I get so educated reading this blog.
@Jacksparrow - CE3K Is one of my favs too. I don't know how you resisted the urge to not whistle John Williams famous 5 note theme to her.
ReplyDeleteLike she never has that happen wherever she goes. LoL.
I wouldn't recognize a Jonas brother either. They all look alike to me.
I can walk whole city blocks and be so inside of myself that I never notice another person. Just another one of the million reasons I'd never make it in Hollywood.
ReplyDeleteJason, that's racist! ;)
ReplyDeleteDon't you dare generalize like that about the Jonas brothers. They are all different, just like you and me.
ReplyDeleteI heard Joe threw eggs at Shia's truck and he got real mad and was gunna beat Joe up but the paps were there so Shia just whispered to Joe, "Watch out 3D boy I am gunna getcha".
ReplyDeleteI like both of these guys! Shia has the cool factor, but I am older than 20 and I know plenty about Joe (and blame it on being a mom). He's in kind of a weird career awkward phase...
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I bet they know each other kind of...don't all the Disney-spawned people sort of know each other? Still, I walk past people I know often because I am absorbed in my thoughts while hustling from point A to point B. I say obliviousness is the culprit.
RQ, I figured it was a hint about Joe being gay. But then, like Jason, I am a Jonasist, so I don't know if he's the gay one or not.
ReplyDeleteT-Grape made me LOL too. :)
ReplyDeleteI find it odd they wouldn't know each other. Surely they have crossed paths at something like the Teen Choice Awards?
Do celebrities who've never met typically acknowledge each other? Like, if say Tom Cruise and Jennifer Aniston passed on the street, but had never met in person (and why would they have?) would they be all "Hi Tom" "Hey Jen"??
ReplyDeleteShia has his back turned to the camera and Joe is wearing sunglasses. They both seem to be in a hurry so there couldn't have been that many shots taken. If this is the best photo they could publish I am not convinced that there was no acknowledgement. Not that I actually care.
ReplyDeletePlus, one or both could have been drunk and/or stoned, rehearsing their next act, or thinking of something (anything) more important other than a passerby on the street. Admit it, Enty, this was just an excuse to expose a "blind."
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