Jennifer Lopez Wants To Teach Everyday People About Fashion

I did not think it was possible for Jennifer Lopez to be a bigger diva or more out of touch with the real world but she has found a way. I am speechless. With a little help from Kneepads and O Magazine which has taken ass kissing to a whole new level, I want you to know that we, as human beings, are lucky to have Jennifer Lopez in our life. The fact that she has stepped down to our level to help us be more like her is a gift and we should count our blessings. Seriously. Well, at least according to Kneepads and O which I guess is short for open up wide.

“O is often the go-to magazine for lines that want to do an exclusive first look,” Glassman tells PEOPLE. “It’s so great to have her teach women how to get a kind of everyday glamour like hers.”

Yes, I know all of us have wanted to learn how to do the eye squint. I cannot tell you how many hours I have stood in front of a mirror trying to perfect that look. Of course, now with Jennifer and her personal instruction, you too can look like you smoke 8 joints before you hit the red carpet. Want that lip pursed look? No fears. Jennifer will show you how she drinks a glass of lemon juice right before she hits the red carpet and keeps a vial in her purse for those random shots.

I feel so lucky that she is sharing with us. Oh thank you Jennifer.