Jenelle Evans Is Teen Mom's Lindsay Lohan
While most of the rest of the teen moms have carved out a nice living doing promotions at clubs and nightclubs and making sure their plastic surgeons are going to be able to retire early, Jenelle Evans continues to mess up her chances to make $2000 a night hosting $1.00 shot night at local bars. Why? Because she keeps getting arrested. Apparently Jenelle loves her pot and opiates. Anyone want to guess which opiate? I will go with OxyContin or heroin. Jenelle was arrested yesterday after violating her probation again. She violated it last month too. She is blowing her chance to actually take advantage of her 15 minutes and as much as MTV is probably loving the idea of featuring her next season on Teen Moms 4, she needs to be out of jail for that to happen. On her next step to becoming like Lindsay Lohan, her mom will start to poorly manage her career, Jenelle will add shoplifting and burglary to her repertoire, and Samantha Ronson will pop over for a drink and a cuddle.
I believe she already has some theft in her past. Didn't she steal her mom's credit card and charge it up on a trip with the no good (not the baby daddy) boyfriend?
ReplyDeleteHer face gives me the oogies...
ReplyDelete^Thats funny Kid Sis, cause I was going to comment that she has a baby girl face and it was sorta sweet looking,for all its unlined innocence.
ReplyDeleteI refuse to watch Teen Mom, so I dont know this girl, who is taking care of her child?
Either way, this is sad. Both with Lindsay and this girl, my first feeling is one of sadness- what a waste of the precious gift of youth.
She's a dead ringer for Kristen Stewart. Yeah, I said it.
ReplyDeleteI don't watch the show but have her kid(s) been taken away?
ReplyDeleteRQ- I was just going to say that!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHer mum looks after her son
ReplyDeleteHa! Guess I'm biased :)
ReplyDeleteWTH happened to her EYEBROWS? What is up with people's eyebrows these days?!?!?!? Seriously, can she think that looks good? She needs to hook up with wonk-eye in the post above. I guess networks can see these folks are OBVIOUSLY mentally deficient and will make interesting television. I'm getting bored with reruns from the local crazy house. These folks give people in mental institutions a bad name. (My snark may runneth over today......)
ReplyDeleteNumber One - Glad I have never seen this show. Number Two - Glad her Mother has custody. Number Three - This girl needs to seriously get her shit together. Maybe jail will do it for her. : (
ReplyDeleteShe looks like Mary Stewart Masterson in "Fried Green Tomatoes.".
ReplyDeleteI'm old.
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ReplyDeletei really don't see her mother being like dina lohan and exploiting her very sick, fucked up daughter. she's too busy raising the child this girl can't take care of.
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