Gerard Depardieu Decides Airplane Aisle Is Urinal

Apparently there are more people than I thought who enjoy not peeing in actual bathrooms while on planes but will pretty much Verne Troyer anywhere they go. Last week on a Jet Blue flight there was that Olympic skier who decided that peeing on the leg of an 11 year old girl was preferable to actually getting up and using a bathroom and this week, on an Air France flight, Gerard Depardieu decided that he would just stand in the middle of the aisle and let his urine fly.

Gerard had been drinking and got on a flight. He then told the flight attendant that he needed to use the bathroom. She said he would have to wait 15 minutes until the bathroom doors were unlocked after takeoff. He said no, and got up and peed in the aisle. The plane returned to the jet bridge where it stayed for 2 hours so Gerard's mess could be cleaned. Since it was in France and he is their chosen God, they will probably laugh it off and do nothing and not even send him a bill, let alone have him arrested. The rest of us? We would probably be accused of terrorism.