Dancing With The Stars Is Going To Be Awful

Am I the only person who read a couple of months ago that Dancing With The Stars was going to be more about stars and less about people no one cares about or has heard of? Going on the show can be a great career move, but I think the problem legitimate stars have with the show is they are already working at a higher rate of pay and they do not want to commit to that much rehearsing because they have too much shopping to do and they are used to getting paid a lot of money to do nothing.

Instead of at least finding some marginally famous people though, DWTS has decided to see how obscure they can go. So far I think we have Snooki and Robert Kardashian. I thought for sure they would go out one two, but now comes word that Elisabetta Canalis is going to be on the show. You know, George Clooney's ex. Tell me one thing she is famous for in the US other than being George's ex. Being an ex of an A lister now gets you a $200K payday and network television. So, Elisabetta gets on because she f**ked George and Robert Kardashian gets on because his sister f**ked Ray-J.

If it is true that Queen Latifah is going to be on the show, she should win easily against these no names that most people don't know. Plus, if I were her, I would be ticked off because DWTS probably promised her there would be people on her level and these people don't even reach her ankles. Well, that is literally true with Snooki, since she is about 2 feet tall, but you see where I am going with this.