Brooke Hogan Speaks
On Friday the internet was alive with photos of Hulk Hogan admiring the naked photos of his daughter and how they cuddled and kissed while looking at the photos with Hulk's wife who never seems to stick around for long when Brooke is there too. Anyway, as usual, everyone talked about how the relationship between Brooke and her dad is the weirdest anyone has ever seen. Well, Brooke went to her Twitter and wants the entire world to know she is tired of everyone saying that she and Hulk have some perverted relationship.
"Im SO sick of people saying me and my dad are in some perverted relationship. Go home and do your own thing! Stop picking on me!"
Notice she does not say they are not having a relationship, just that she is tired of people talking about it. Sorry Brooke. I tell you what. Everyone, instead of focusing on Brooke's relationship with her father, let us spend the morning discussing the proper application of sunscreen. I think Brooke would agree that is an important topic and I think we should get the advice of her dad. So, let us examine the pictures above and discuss.
First, the Hulkster makes sure the legs of the subject are spread. This will ensure that no sunscreen actually touches the swimsuit.
Second, it is important to get the outside of the legs and thighs covered because this is an area that the sun will hit frequently.
Finally, if someone is going to be extra cautious, it is a good idea to place the sunscreen on the inner thighs and even to slide your fingers under the suit in case it adjusts during the tanning process.
EW.
ReplyDelete*leaves to take a looong shower.*
oh enty you just creeped me out way too much for a Monday.
ReplyDeleteAs usual, Michael K had a flawless response:
ReplyDelete"I already AM home, you dumb bitch."
Are these new pics? or the same ones from before?
ReplyDeleteThe last paragraph just totally grossed me out. Yuck.
ReplyDeleteI just finished lunch and I'm feeling a little nauseous.
Jesus.
ReplyDeleteI want to vomit.
Enty - your post gave me cold chills. Let's just hope she doesn't reproduce.
ReplyDeleteSkeeved. Out. Again.
ReplyDeleteThese people need to STFU and go away. I've stopped acknowledging anyone who doesn't have a talent or skill as a celebrity. Granted Hulk had a career as a wrestler (a fixed "sport"), he's retired and his celebrity status is to my mind dubious at best. The rest of these incestuous idiots don't exist for me.
ReplyDeleteSorry Brooke, but my Dad never put his hands on my ass after the age of 4.
ReplyDeleteLawd what a mess- SMH
ReplyDeleteI only have one thing to say and that's Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew.
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ReplyDeleteFirst of all SUNSCREEN?????
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These Hogans havent met a tube of bacon grease or lard or whatever they use to get that 'glowing like a pig on a spit' shine- that they havent fallen in love with.
Second of all- I think that MAYBE the first two pics could be explained away BUTTTT the third pic???? YEESH.
My dad hasnt touched me above my knee since I was a little girl and he probably had to either carry me or change my diaper.
That is TOO much familial love happening right there.
Well, familial love AND bacon grease application. Ewwwww
Come on people I'm sure it is all very innocent. The Hulk is an apparent expert on the sun given his incredibly leathery brown skin.
ReplyDeleteOK I just can't defend it anymore. I'm going to the bathroom to throw up and then take a very long hot shower with bleach.
Holy crap, that's some skeevy shit.
ReplyDeleteSo, that's why the Hulkster has so little time to greet his fans at events. This explains it all now.
ReplyDeleteThis has got to beone of the most skeevy father/daughter relationships around. I was a daddy's girl and my dad would not have touched me like that.
ReplyDeleteDo you think Hulk makes his new wife call him "daddy"?? I just icked myself out...
I don't know about y'all but I'm perfectly capable putting on my own sunscreen (preferably 20 minutes BEFORE going outside) on my own body with the exception of my upper back. I don't need anyone, especially not my Dad rubbing in lotion that close to my peeshee.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I heart Michael K.
Yeah Hulk, get right up there on the inner most inseam where Brooke can't reach.
ReplyDeleteOh please. It's the same as the Stephanie Seymour photos. This is where gossip become hurtful and can damage people unecessarily. The Hulk looks like he's just putting suntan lotion on his daughter. He doesn't look like he's spreading her legs or doing anything gross. He's also doing this in front of a bunch of people. The 3 photos (and only 3 photos) were completely taken out of context.
ReplyDeleteThis kind of reminds me of the Miley / Billy Ray sh- storm a couple of years ago. I doubt anything is actually going on, but it provides gossip, so whatever lol
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