If you are one of the few people in the world who do not think that Brooke and Hulk Hogan have an unnatural father daughter relationship, let me tell you what they did last night. Last night, in addition to the pictures above which would make anyone uncomfortable, Brooke also showed her dad her new series of naked photos. Hey, my guess is this is probably not the first time he has seen her naked in the past few years. This is a dad who drools while she is on a stripper pole, fondles the inside of her thighs with oil and married someone who looks like her twin. How many times has he slipped up and called her Brooke while having sex?
My dad would freak out if I tried to show him nudes. No matter how tasteful ( NOT saying Brooke's are ) the pics were there is NO way in hell my father would stand for that..or any other of their shenanigans. Ew. Just Ew.
ReplyDeleteMy father would shoot me if he thought I did nude pictures. And if by some stretch of the imagination he thought there was a legitimate, important reason for me to have nude pictures, before he'd look at them he'd gouge his eyes out.
ReplyDeleteAll kinds of inappropriate, I seriously just got the chills. There's no way in hell I'd have nude pictures, and if I did there's no way my dad would either know about them or be in the same room. So disturbing.
ReplyDeleteEither Hulk can't seem to notice that his daughter is grown-up... but then why would he date a woman who looks just like her and about her age?
ReplyDeleteI don't know what to think. Always perceived the Hulk as a camera-loving dumb idiot. Not a pedo.
Speaking of which, hope Enty posts/comments Corey Feldman's interview about pedophiles in Hollywood. He seems to know all the dirt and might confirm if some of what Corey is saying is true.
Creep Factor on a scale of 10...ummm....20!
ReplyDeleteThis definitely has a creepy "too close" vibe, but I don't know that he married that lady because she looks like his daughter, specifically. He probably has a type. This new wife looks like a younger version of his previous wife, who is his daughter's mother and the daughter looks like the mother.
ReplyDeleteTotally. Skeeved. Out.
ReplyDeleteFeldman should write a book while he remembers every little detail. Let it be published after he's dead if that's the way it has to be but he should write it now and out everyone.
The only reason I can come up to explain this is, he probably thinks his behaviour helps her carreer. I mean, if her nude photos are meant for some magazine, then his interest might attract his fans to her pictures and help to sell the issue. Same with her stripper pole perfomance. When he shows publicly he likes it, he thinks Brooke will have more publicity and make some kind of career out of it. However, my theory does not explain the oil-rubbing into tights
ReplyDeleteUmmm...as far as MY dad is concerned, I don't even *have* a vagina.
ReplyDeleteThe Hogan Family (hey, remember that shitty show?!) is icky. We all knew that.
@ Jennifer H - My thoughts exactly.
ReplyDeleteGoing to see his daughter's nude photos is beyond inappropriate. This is one F'd up family.
Are these the PETA ad campaign pix we're talking about? If so, they are very, very tame IMO.
ReplyDeleteIf we were talking about a Hustler spread (hee hee I made a pun) this would be a whole lot worse.
Still creepy, but not really so bad.
Ha haaaa, Ida. Funny! Mine, neither.
ReplyDeleteIck. Gross. Yuck.
ReplyDeleteThat is all.
I just threw up my lunch looking at the above pictures - before I even read the story. That is just all kinds of wrong.
ReplyDeleteWhat is wrong with you guys? A man seeing naked photos of his daughter is totally normal! Heck, my dad took several nude photos of me! Then he put them in a book so he could look at them whenever he wanted! Of course, I was about six months old, in the tub, and the book was called "Baby's First Year," but still! Don't be so narrow-minded!
ReplyDeleteTexshan - really really good. And on par: fathers are only supposed to keep BABY naked pictures of their daughters. Not when they're 20something!
ReplyDeleteRita, I concur. My father would have had a stroke if I had ever even had a nip slip in front of him.
ReplyDeleteI don't know - this doesn't really creep me out because I don't think there's incest going on or anything. I just think they are a unusual family. There are some families that walk around nude and have no issue with the human body. I definitely did not come from one of those families but know people who have. This is a harmful thing to insinuate about anyone unless you have 100% proof.
ReplyDeleteNever mind. My brain is fried and that last sentence didn't even make sense.
ReplyDeleteTrashy girl looks more & more like an old drag queen every time I see her. That is the CREEPIEST family ever!!! Ack!
ReplyDeleteLet's boycott them!
PEOPLE ...PEOPLE YOU ARE MISSING A POINT IN THOSE PHOTOS ABOVE....
ReplyDeleteWhy the hell is is watch caught on her skirt???? WTF was his hand doing under her skirt in the first place???
ICK NAST ....ICK NAST...
Everyone should go see Crazy, Stupid, Love for how a father should react to nude pictures of his daughter. Really good movie, and super-dreamy Ryan Gosling!
ReplyDelete@ardleigh, I thought it was her skirt, too, but upon closer inspection, realized it's her purse (her dress is skin-tight). So while there's all kinds of odd going on in these pics, his hand up the skirt (thankfully) is not one of them.
ReplyDeleteThank God Bon I thought it was going to be a repeat of the tanning lotion again.
ReplyDeleteNew reality TV show coming right up: Former Celebrity Dads flirting with their daughters, starring Hulk & Brooke Hogan, Ryan & Tatum O'Neal and possibly a few others.
ReplyDeleteusually i absolutely HATE it when people say, "ick nast", however, I feel it is absolutely appropriate here. So very very gross...as far as my dad knows, I'm like a barbie doll in my lady business areas.
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