Babies Pregnancies & Marriage

You know I am not a big fan of the wedding and baby and everything else stories, but sometimes like this past weekend there are enough of them where you can combine it all into one post and get it over with quickly. Kind of like pulling a band aid off your very hair body. Yeah, this is exactly why I will never wax. I fully believe all my chest and back hair was put here for a reason and I hope it is because at some point science will be able to transplant it all to my head and have it actually stick. I have tried to glue it, but it is not exactly the same.

So, this weekend, Hilary Duff announced she is pregnant. Well, considering her career has stalled, if not fallen into a nose dive, at least this got her some attention. Pay attention Miley Cyrus. Tween Queens need to figure out a way to make money beyond their teens or make that money you earned last a very long time. Oh, or marry a rich Canadian dude who plays mediocre hockey but has a ton of family money. The couple made the announcement on their first anniversary. Double congratulations then.

Tara Reid finally found a guy desperate enough or drunk enough to marry her. I'm guessing the Danish businessman can't believe he got an actress from American Pie movies to marry him. Well, reality will set in fast and there is no way this marriage lasts a year. None. They got engaged several hours before they got married. She had just finished Tweeting she got engaged when she said she loved being a wife. Well, when the booze and whatever else wears off, so will the marriage.

Joy Behar of The View married the guy she has been dating for like 30 years. That is great news.

Also getting married from The View was Sherri Shepherd who got married to her longtime boyfriend in Chicago. Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Niecy Nash were bridesmaids.

Brooke Burke and David Charvet got married because they were the only two people on earth beautiful enough for each other. They plan to have super babies soon.

Jessica Alba had a baby in what seems record time. She named her baby with Cash Warren, Haven Garner Warren. Apparently they wanted to name her Heaven, but neither could figure out how to spell it. I cannot figure out the Garner part. Crush on Jennifer Garner for Cash or crush on James Garner for Jessica? Maybe they are just a fan of The Rockford Files.