Angelina Jolie Ruins Tabloid Covers For The Next 3 Months
Angelina Jolie is on the cover of Vanity Fair this month and pretty much ruined tabloid covers for quite some time. Well, now that I say that, they will probably still run whatever they want to anyway. In the interview, Angelina wants everyone to know she is not pregnant. Did anyone think she was? She weighs like five pounds. She is not adopting. Well that's good because I think she has realized that even with six nannies that she still has a hard time keeping up and forget trying to remember birthdays or even names.
Finally, the world can rest easy because there is no secret wedding, has been no secret wedding and if she did get married to Brad would probably sell the pictures for a billion dollars and give it all to charity. Hear that Kim Kardashian?
The one thing she said which I do not believe for a second is that she says she does not watch television. I think she wants you to think she does not watch television, but she does, and you know Brad does and would admit it.
