Weston Cage Is Losing It

The past two days have been busy ones for Weston Cage. Today he says that his wife his pregnant, that he wants a divorce and that she is going to kill their baby. This comes on the heels of yesterday's missive which is below. If you ever had any doubts about whether Weston Cage is the son of Nicolas Cage, this Facebook rant should probably put all those doubts at ease. You might not have seen it but Weston and his new wife Nikki were both arrested for felony domestic violence. Nikki went after Weston with a broken bottle and Weston did something but the police won't say. The couple just got out of rehab together which apparently did not take. Weston managed to easily bail himself out but left his wife in the pokey for now. Here is his letter to Nikki for when she gets out of jail. This guy needs help. Oh, and to stop playing video games and that Larp is not really real.

"This message goes to Family, Friends and Nikki's loved ones especially... i also made this for Nikki to read when I bail her out of the [expletive] hole we got ourselves into. I PROMISE THAT I SHALL NOT REST UNTIL SHE IS OUT. I would even lie and say that I am a murderous wretch to get her out. i would do time in her honor even though i tried to save her life from her rage. I love you all and i love you Nikki.

I don't know if being your husband is in the stars anymore for me. I have to think about it and really focus. I don't contain the ability that certain men do, the ability to abuse elders, women and children. I have three witnesses and video recording of me being calm.

I won't stop for my soulpartner. I will even move to South Africa and gladly die fighting for her safety. I will take bullets if my death means her life. She cant lose me but she can lose my heart. Perhaps a heartless man who silently stands at 6'5" with boots on and walks around at 225 pounds is what she Needs. I will drop my career and be her bodyguard and melt my ring into a bullet for the enemy.

My heart is shattered but the stamina of my love for Nikki can't be exhausted as always. I know who her friends are and who they aren't. DAVE FROM RONI'S DINER. YOU ARE GOING DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FAT [expletive] i know what you did to my wife and i know what said u were going to do to my biological mother.

Thank you Dave for making me realize that i still love Christina Fulton. NOW IN RETURN IM GOING TO MAKE YOU REALIZE THAT YOU ARE A IMPOTENT SOUL INSIDE A FAT BODY OF DISGUSTING SENT. YOU ARE A PERVERT AND I HAVE PROOF.

DAVE PLEASE CONTACT ME AND SIGN A CONTRACT SO WE CAN ENTER THE RING. BY THE HONOR I HAVE FOR MY WIFE!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!!!! WILL!!!!!!!!!!!NEVER!!!!!!!!!! WALK!!!!!!!!!!!! AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-HAIL THE GODS"