Ted C Blind Item
There's something about living a fairy-tale life that just dares you to screw it up—or so one would think watching Lord Tripp Unzipped and all his dalliances. Despite having many high-profile affairs, Tripp has never seemed able to find the right looker to settle down with, that is, until he met the gorgeous Lady Unzipped.
And my, how the world ate it up, watching Lord and his pretty partner in marriage settle down—with lots and lots of future poshly positioned heirs to look forward to.
Right?
No. Quite wrong, in fact. The only thing that's really a stunner here is that Tripp's spouse went along with the matrimonial plan—even though this now incredibly rich partner (like many an Unzipped-friendly source) knows full well that not only does Lord U fool around, he's not exactly picky about who he gets into bed with, male or female.
And anybody who's anybody within this royal set is taking bets on (a) how long it'll be before Unzipped eventually chooses a less than discreet conquest romance, (b) when that will get out to the press and (c) just when (not if, but, when) is Lady Unzipped going to run screaming to anybody—and any publisher—who will listen about what a damn cheating, sloppy schmuck this Unzipped dude really is.
Impressive title be damned.
It Ain't: Elton John, Prince Edward, Sean Connery
William and Kate?
ReplyDeletePrince Albert Of Monaco and Ted is way behind on the news I see!
ReplyDeletePrince of Monaco and his unfortunate bride/wife. Could care less about this royal family. Only interesting event was the incident in Paris.
ReplyDeleteYep, I thought of Prince Albert. Didn't his bride try to flee the country when she found out about his last tryst right before the wedding?
ReplyDeletesounds like Ted is po'd. usually he tries to be just a little vague.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, it's Prince Albert
I thought of Prince Albert, too, but all of the Ain'ts are British. Tripp is also a common nickname for someone who is the third. I think that is definitely a clue. Will Albert one day be King Albert III?
ReplyDeleteLooks like Prince Albert FTW LOL. I am embarassed to admit it but I hadn't realized Albert married yet and the NOTs were all from the UK ;>.
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ReplyDeleteAt one point (years ago) there were some rumors that Prince Albert was gay - solely based on the fact that he hadn't married. Then he turned out to be such a slut with the ladies and those rumors evaporated. I really didn't think he would ever marry.
ReplyDeleteTheir wedding pictures are heartbreaking. She's so beautiful and she looks so sad.
ReplyDeleteI mean, as heartbreaking as it can be when someone is marrying into royalty/money.
Thanks for the blind after the fact, Ted. /eyeroll
ReplyDeleteDamn, his blinds really suck lately.
Prince Phillip. It's so obvious. : )
ReplyDeleteLOL! At Prince Phillip.
ReplyDeleteSeeing as all the aint's are British, how about David & Victoria Beckham?
ReplyDeleteThe line "with lots and lots of future poshly positioned heirs," could be a clue. She's "Posh" and they certainly have a number of heirs.
Mid-way through reading I was thinking it was the Beckhams.
ReplyDeleteAlbert of Monaco and his poor Charlene
ReplyDelete@surfer - Posh is already Roxy Couture and I forget David's moniker.
ReplyDeleteGotta be Prince Albert in a can. He has none of the charm or grace his mom had (or even his dad).
ReplyDeleteThere's been speculation on how much Charlotte was paid to marry him. My guess is it was more along the lines of her being imprisoned and told her family would not be eliminated if she went along with the marriage. Yes, I'm dramatic like that, but knowing her passport was confiscated and she was stopped from leaving Monaco 3 times makes my imagination run wild, because there's no amount of money on the planet that would make me marry this schmuck.
Oops --> Charlene.
ReplyDeleteThere is a photo of Prince Albert the Toad kissing Charlene where she looks absolutley repulsed.
ReplyDelete@Rocket Queen - I totally agree. I remember when Ted was the King of scoops; I think his breakup really screwed him up and he hasn't been the same since.
ReplyDeleteWas this blind really necessary? Anyone who watches the news could figure this one out. Ted C has been watching too much Twilight crap.
ReplyDeleteWasn't there a royal wedding in Spain recently?
ReplyDeleteI billionth the other posters. This is near sighted at best, hardly blind.
ReplyDeleteGreat, Ted, thanks for "blinding" something that has not only been on this and other gossip blogs for months, but has actually been reported in mainline news. Real scoop there.
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