Justin Timberlake was in Cancun with Mila Kunis who now is on again with the Marine.
The always cheerful, Kirstie Alley. It must be all that extra auditing from being caught smoking.
Ke$ha's assistant needs to learn how to do the whole blocking the face move better. Right now it looks like she is trying to catch a fly.
K-Fed shows what a class act he is by smoking in front of his pregnant girlfriend.
Kristen Stewart gets into an accident with a Jennifer Love Hewitt look-alike.
And then cleans out her car for the tow truck guy.
That is a lot of red on Nicole Kidman.
Lindsay Lohan works on a music video. No, she is not singing, thank goodness.
She then goose steps home in an attempt to look sexy for Jesse James.
The always cheerful, Kirstie Alley. It must be all that extra auditing from being caught smoking.
Ke$ha's assistant needs to learn how to do the whole blocking the face move better. Right now it looks like she is trying to catch a fly.
K-Fed shows what a class act he is by smoking in front of his pregnant girlfriend.
Kristen Stewart gets into an accident with a Jennifer Love Hewitt look-alike.
And then cleans out her car for the tow truck guy.
That is a lot of red on Nicole Kidman.
Lindsay Lohan works on a music video. No, she is not singing, thank goodness.
She then goose steps home in an attempt to look sexy for Jesse James.
I think K-Stew is going to look and dress like Helena Bonham Carter when she grows up.
ReplyDelete"Move that crowd. I'm Lindsay Lohan. Move that tree. I'm Lindsay Lohan. Move that cam - no, you don't have to move that camera. I'm Lindsay Lohan"
ReplyDeleteLindsay Lohan is a mess...
ReplyDeleteI just laughed so hard remembering that Lohan tried to make a singing career happened. Whew, good times.
ReplyDeletei hope mila sucks it up and follows thru...it's hard to not buckle under pressure like that, so boo hiss on timberidiot for putting her in that position.
ReplyDeleteit looks like kirstie is serious about the weight loss...good for her. boo on the smoking tho.
kesha has an asst? for what?
kstew looks best from far away like that.
@pookie - can't believe I'm defending Justin Timbersuck but he didn't put her on the spot - that Fox news reporter did.
ReplyDelete@TMNT- omg, you know you're right, I could totally see that happening! LOL, she is so damn ackward I can see it manifesting into a fuck u Hollywood by dressing unconventional and odd.
ReplyDeleteOne of my biggest pet peeves is people smoking around pregnant women, children and animals.
Douchebag
And I truly do think Nic Kidman is one of the most unusually beautiful people in Hollywood BUT she has fucked with her face so long and its so odd now that I only really look at her from the neck down now, to avoid feeling pity.
And Keith Urban does NOTHING for me. He is the most asexual being Ive ever seen (aside from Tilda Swinton). His overly coiffed hair and perfected facial hair and stupid face in general looks so unmanly its nauseating. The fact that he's an aussie singing American country is just another black mark against his weird ass.
oh Jason...thk you...my bad for not paying proper attn to what happened, i thought it was JT...and teehee @ 'timbersuck'!
ReplyDeleteSo Kirstie where did you get those fabulous leggings? Walmart?
ReplyDeleteOh, no, K Stew got into an accident with a jaguar. That's going to be expensive, and the car will be in the shop for six months, no matter what's wrong with it.
ReplyDeleteI love the red on Kidman.
Really? Blocking Kesha's face from a pap and security acting like she's someone super important? Get real. Paps probably get a whole $20 for photos of that trick.
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ReplyDelete@Goodgrief....LOL
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry did he more or less say Lilo is hooking up with Jesse James? did I miss something?
I'm with BigMama - Jesse James? Sad to say, it wouldn't surprise me at allll
ReplyDeleteSo Jesse James is porking Lindsay? He just goes from bad to worse if this is true.
ReplyDeleteLindsay and Jesse James? What does he have she can steal? Sandra keeps the Oscar at her house. And that's still as close as Lindsay's ever going to get to ever having one.
ReplyDeleteVery funny Jason.
ReplyDeleteNicole looks kinda evil there..
ReplyDeleteI think the Jesse James comment was in relation to the "goose step," not to Lindsay herself.
ReplyDelete@Mooshki - I think you have it right. Jesse is in Texas now isn't he? Spying on Sandy or somethin'.
ReplyDelete@JasonBlueEyes "Move that tree, I am Lindsay Lohan" haha hah ha lol
ReplyDeleteNicole looks... different. More botox or less, I cant tell, just different.
ReplyDeleteKirstie looks great!
My pet peeves is young mothers smoking with their babies right next to them! I swear, I have wanted to walk up to these moms blowing smoke into their strollers and just remove the kids from them. I used to smoke myself but I would NEVER ever do anything like that
I loved Rainn as creepy Arthur from "Six feet Under."
ReplyDelete"Ruth, I could never send you - POO." Still cracks me up.
Ha-Ha. Mila Kunis says Billy Bush is full of shit:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/15/mila-kunis-blasts-bill-bu_n_900391.html
LOVE. HER.
"Billy Bush is full of shit..."
ReplyDeleteNO. WAY. I refuse to believe it.
/sarcasm
Jasmine, I love your description of Keith Urban. Spot on!
ReplyDeleteCould someone explain to me why women are still having sex with Kevin Federline?
ReplyDeletemy, my k-fed is looking portly. they nearly have matching stomachs
ReplyDeleteThere are influential people in Hollywood still trying to make the Lindsay comeback happen. I heard it straight from the horses mouth.
ReplyDeleteBwahahahaha at the last pic of Lindsay looking all bendy and weird
Justin & Mila look great in that photo, except his face. Just don't get the appeal.
ReplyDeleteI love Mila's dress! Good for her for keeping her word, although I wouldn't have hated her if she hadn't.
ReplyDeleteKirstie looks great there! Scientologists can't smoke??
What in the holy Walmart hell is K-Fed wearing. Socks w/ flops ranks on my pet peeve list also.
Jesse has a bike shop in Austin on South Lamar next to the Saxon Pub. Ugh. Recently his dog got loose from the shop and attacked another dog. He is beyond pathetic.
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