I can't really imagine anything much worse than watching Miley Cyrus eat something.
Oh wait, yes, there is. Waiting for her to burp.
All of the Olsen women in one picture. This could be their Christmas card.
The largest pot plantation ever found. 300 acres. I know what you are thinking. Throw some glass around that thing, light a match and charge $5000 admission for one huge hot box party.
Ryan Gosling gets in the Christmas spirit with his reindeer impression followed by
him making fun of Rudolph's nose.
Rosie Huntington Whiteley looks pretty pleased with herself in Osaka.
Rihanna kisses herself in the car window.
Rumer has been stealing from her mom's closet again. That 83' Van Halen shirt. Is that when Demi took on the whole band? No, wait, that would have been in '82. I kid. See, Tallulah knows I am kidding. Look at that smile.
Selma Blair moves into her 13 month of pregnancy.
At this point poor Selma has the gestation period of an elephant.
ReplyDeletegotta say, Selma looks happy most of the time.
ReplyDeletethose Olsen twins creep me out, they look like children next to their sister
What were Demi's kids thinking with that hair color? I mean, really?
I swear, Miley in that outfit looks like hood rat trailer trash. That tattoo...omg awful.
ReplyDeleteThat Olsen twin looks good with a little color!
Ryan Gosling: hot even in a beater.
hmm i see rihanna in the photos...
ReplyDeleteoh and ENTY where is that pot plantation? central Valley? My Brother in law is part of the Sherriff enforcement that goes to cultivate yearly and guess who is in charge of the plantation? The county Sheriff! Yup! You readit RIGHT!
there's such a great amount of talent coming out of nashville that it kills me when i see miley in all her uncouth trailer glory ruining it for all of them.
ReplyDelete...in like manner, the willis girls ruin it for the more fashionable hollywood progeny.
Can't hate on Rhianna. She scheduled a concert here that played last week and gave all the money to the tornado victims. $250K. Very much needed in Alabama.
ReplyDelete"hood rat trailer trash"...that's perfect. And to think I have a little one who used to adore Miley. I'm glad we've moved on.
ReplyDeleteAs if the hair color and unfortunate choice in fashion isn't bad enough, those Willis sisters look down right dirty. Jeez, it's hot now, run through a sprinkler or something!
The Olsen twins creep me out, but I love their new purses.
See what happens when you name a kid Talluluh? I can smell the patchouli through the computer screen.
ReplyDeleteWOW- You can really REALLY tell how weird and fucked up and creeper the Olsen Twins are, when standing right next to their other sister. Mary Kate (on our right) looks INSANE. I truly think that all the shit their parents made them do throughout their childhoods and after Full House really somehow stunted them in terms of something I cant put my finger on, but its there. Just look at their sister in the middle and tell me something isnt off with the two gremlins flanking her.
ReplyDeleteBut yes, their purses are delicious!
BTW- Look at Ryan Gosling's prison looking shit tattoos!
ReplyDeleteEwww, whats up with celebs having the most unattractive weird shit tattooed all over them? Its like hillbilly meets malibu, and I know tons of a-list celebs off the top of my head who have random shitty looking ink on their bodies.
That middle Olson sister is a pretty good actress. She looks like a young Vera Fermiga.
ReplyDeleteMy poor neighbor is having a Selma Blair pregnancy, she said it seems endless..
ReplyDeleteDear God, watching Miley eat is like watching a pig dine in a trough. I half expected to see a third picture where she holds her finger to her nose and blows out a huge booger (I shutter when I've seen people do that).
ReplyDeleteMy aunt once told me at our wedding that we'd have beautiful kids (my husband is very attractive to my aunts...) and yes, we did end up producing some very nice looking kids. But, after seeing Rumer Willis, I'd never say that to anyone. I wouldn't want to get their hopes up. She's living proof that there's not guarantee.
Are Ryan's tattoos real or for a movie? Because I've got to say, the more tats I see, the more they turn me off.
OMG, a photo of the Olsen twins where their pelvises aren't rubbing up against each other! It's a miracle! Of course, their duckface smirks are front and center, as always.
ReplyDeleteRumer has a face like a potato. Sad but true.
LOL at Gosling's gestures.
Poor Selma. I read somewhere where she's a week overdue. She should just be glad she isn't preggo in the olden days of 1969, when my mom was pregnant with me. Her due date was May 23. Came and went, nothing. Brought her in three times to induce labor. Nothing. Finally had to take me c-section. I weighed 10.2 pounds, had broken two of my mom's ribs stretching, the doc sliced my head with the scalpel (3 stitches!) when he cut my mom open, and they had to cut my nails the day I was born. My birthday? Why, it's July 8.
Wow, now that's a helluva child birth story Tex. A week or two is fine, but a couple of months, what the heck was wrong with the doctor? I hope your Momma didn't hold it over your head your entire life. I'm still hearing how I wouldn't come out and my Mom was in hard labor agony for a week. It used to be 3 days, but story has evolved over the years.
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ReplyDeleteOh my god, I honestly didn't think that was possible. I figured the baby was cooked at 9 months.
I have no hate for Cyrus, shes no more annoying than any other teenager.
I'm partly ashamed I can tell the owsen twins apart... Tsk tsk!
Good god Rumer and Tallulah are unfortunate.
ReplyDeleteCalif, nothing wrong with the doctor, really, they kept trying and trying to get her to deliver, and I just wasn't having any of it. What kind of infant takes three full bags of labor-starting drugs three different times and is all, "screw you, docs!" Me, apparently. My mom never thought she'd be able to have kids, and had already had two miscarriages, so she was so thankful to have little ol' me that she's never held it over my head.
ReplyDeleteYaco, babies are fully cooked at nine months. That's why they had to cut my nails the day I was born. And I looked like a two-month-old demon. Pudgy, no neck, jaundiced, no hair, angry, stitches in my head, and scratches from before they cut my nails = not a good look. By the time I was a few months old, I was pretty cute, if I do say so myself, but it didn't look promising there at the beginning.
Weirdly, my brother (after two more miscarriages) was born a week early seven years later.
Someone get Selma a lemon cupcake.
ReplyDeleteTechnically isnt it true that women gestate for 10months and they just say 9 because of one reason or another?
ReplyDeleteIF thats true than I (who was supposed to be born in mid Oct and came out Nov 17th) was in my mom for 11months total!!!!
Now that really is some elephant shit.
Tex- I think that means you were in your mama for over a year! Whoa!
ReplyDeleteDid you shed a layer of skin too? I had a cone head cause the doc pulled me out and I was so soft from being in the fluid for so long that it just squished my little head. LOL, I look hilarious in my hospital baby picture.
And the doc pre-filled out my birth certificate as a boy for some reason and to this day it says my name and date of birth and my sex says 'male'
Miley's tattoo is just SO awful. It's almost as bad as Megan Fox's Marilyn.
ReplyDeleteGood grief... Is that a dreamcatcher tattoo on that feral child??
ReplyDeleteJasmine, women are pregnant for 40 weeks. So while we say it's nine months, technically it's more like nine and a half. When the Supreme Court decided Roe v Wade, they divided pregnancy up into three-month "trimesters," even though that's not correct, and that's how everyone thinks of it today.
ReplyDeleteYes, I shed patches of my skin as I dried out and acclimated to the air, but I thought that might be TMI for everyone.
You might want to get that BC changed -- could cause you some trouble in the future some way!
Correct, Jasmine. It's actually 10 lunar months, which are 28 days each ...women give birth normally anywhere from 38 weeks to 42 weeks.
ReplyDeleteOh my god Tex and Jasmine, those are some horror stories! I don't have any kids and I really don't want them now - the idea of not being to induce labour if needed is just horrible
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ReplyDeleteThose pictures of Ryan made my love for him jump about 100 notches -- and it was already pretty extreme at the outset.
ReplyDeleteUuuuuugggggh. The Willis girls are tragically unattractive. I honestly don't think it would take a miracle to scrub them up so they don't always look like guttersnipes, but I think they've got their own little aesthetic thing goin' on. Bless their hearts.
You know what? Fuck it. I like a girl who's not afraid to eat in public. I'm not gonna hate on Miley for that. In fact, for some reason, the older she gets -- and the further she distances herself from Papa Mullet -- the more I like her.
@Jasmine -- you crack my shit up. I'd give a million dollars (if I had it) to see your squalling, coneheaded baby pic.
@Texshan, you and I nearly share a birthday -- we're just a day apart. Happy belated, crabby moonchild.
:-)
Waiiiittt a g-dang minute. Back up. Babies MOLT?
ReplyDeleteMiley Cyrus is such a guy.
ReplyDeleteThanks RocketQueen-
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Ida- never has the phrase 'be careful what you wish for' smacked someone so hard on the ass...
ReplyDeletejust be warned that I have the pic and once it is downloaded onto my comp the first place its going is directly in your inbox :-P
And Linnea my sweet, I dont know exactly how old Texshan is but I was born back in the apparently archaic early 80s. I've since been told that they dont let a woman wait over a month past her due date before trying to induce. So I think if you try for one now in the 2000's (said in booming futuristic voice) you'll be less likely to have elephant pregnancy.
btw- I actually think its kinda funny that for this straight girl (me) to get married, due to my birth certificate, I'd have to go to a gay-friendly state!!!!
ReplyDeleteI think as a liberal its fitting that I actually have to put my money where my mouth is and only marry in the handful of accepting states in the US. lolol
(Im like Brangelina- minus the assholeness)
OK, I truly thought the first pic was a Thai tranny at a lunchwagon - until I read the caption.
ReplyDeleteI have to chime in on the baby stuff. My second (almost 3 now) was 1 week early according to my doctor who took her via c-section because I had gotten so big I made Selma look like she was in her second trimester. (when they make comments about damage to the pelvic floor, you sign up pretty quick for the c-section) The doctor said she thought the baby would be maybe over 9lbs. She was 11 lbs even. My third was 10 lbs 3 oz. It's heriditary. I was 11 lbs. Some people just have big babies. Also, I went into labor several times with both but never dialated. Had it been in the late 60's like for my mother, I probably would have gone much longer. I shudder to think how big they would have been then. I LOVE MY DOCTOR! she's awesome!
ReplyDeleteA dear friend of mine just had her first baby on Monday--her due date was July 3, they started trying to induce her on the 9th, and after 48 hours in the hospital, 34 hours of labor, and one stuck kid, she finally had a C-section. 8 lbs., 14 oz., 22" long (yes, both parents are tall). He's a cute little guy, but boy, she'll be able to play Jewish Mother to the hilt and hold this over his head for life. ;-) At least they got to go home today, yay!
ReplyDeleteScrew sex ed. Teenagers should just read this thread
ReplyDeleteMiley looks like a roofer's wife pigging out at a jobsite taco truck.
ReplyDeleteSelma Blair's dog is overweight.
ReplyDeleteI knew the Olsen twins had other siblings and one sister was an actress, but I never saw a picture of her. Now that I have, and see that she is 'average', I just find the TWINS STRANGE! They are fraternal, and YET, they are so close in frame size and height. I had thought the other sister would be similiar, but SURPRISE! Listen, I know its all genetics, things happen... BUT... rumors of using shots to keep them smalll... well?
ReplyDelete@Lady Sybil's Pants - I know, right?
ReplyDeleteBroken ribs will be added to my list of "scary shit i've heard about pre & post labor" :)
@J-Mo - It is a bit, isn't it? At least she is getting it some exercise.
Ryan Gosling's gestures in those pics is annoying. My dad makes those gestures, he's in his 70s. And I agree with someome above, those tattoos are awful.
ReplyDeleteWow, those Willis girls must have .....lovely personalities?
ReplyDeleteHey Jasmine - The Olsen twins parents were smart enough to set up a production company for their children so that they would profit from everything they do, and not some agent or lawyer. In doing so, those twin were millionaires many times over before they were adults. They then took that company, and instead of snorting all of their profits up their noses, became designers. I think they won an award from the fashion council in NY. Not bad.
ReplyDeleteThey just are way too skinny and that makes their eyes look HUGE. Heh.
Miley needs to go to the same treatment center as Demi Lovato. Demz came out looking better than ever. Miley is turning into rundown trailer puddin'
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