Random Photos Part One
Nick Jonas heads out with bodyguard and girlfriend Delta Goodrem.
Meanwhile, a Jonas ex, Ashley Greene looks pretty great.
Prince and Andy Allo do the whole matchy matchy thing.
Sacha Baron Cohen still filming his latest movie.
Shenae Grimes and Jessica Stroup get back to work on 90210.
Sarah Jessica Parker orders her twins around.
Well, they certainly picked some of the best looking soccer players to promote the match between The Galaxy and Real Madrid.
Tori Spelling takes Dean out for a walk.
William Levy makes his first appearance in the photos and shows off his sign language skills.
Prince looks awful, as if he's ill.
ReplyDeleteI don't know who that William Levy guy is but he reminds me of Denis Leary talking about how guys who wear wool hats in July are douchebags.
ReplyDeleteThat is TOTALLY what life is like at Sarah Jessica Parker's house.
Ashley Greene? Sure..Okay. Looking a little Katie Holmes-ish there.
That Tori/Dean comment was KILLER, Enty.
I don't care what that dude wears on his head he is hot!
ReplyDelete@Misch: I was thinking the same thing about Prince...wow he looks gaunt.
Christiano or David please....Yummy. I agree with JBE's on the wool hat guys. Prince has become freaky even for himself. That's bad.
ReplyDeleteBAHAHAHA on the Dean/Tori comment.
ReplyDeleteIs Delta Goodrem the ultimate fame whore? (rhetorical question, I suppose). Whatever it is, I just don't get it.
I love Ashley's hair. It's sleek and bouncy, the perfect shade of chestnut, and it distracts me from her freakishly pinched nose.
ReplyDeleteI CANNOT WAIT FOR THE NEW SASHA BARON COHEN MOVIE!! OH MY GOD!!!
Is Prince standing on a box, and what on earth is going on with his face?
ReplyDeleteLOL~ matchy matchy always reminds me of the Junior Prom, where you had you guy match his shirt color to your dress~~
ReplyDeleteWhat has Ashley Green done besides Twilight to warrant all these pap pics?
ReplyDeleteI was all prepared to lambaste Spelling for owning a pig, but at the end of the day, they're actually smarter than dogs and incredibly social animals that crave affection. Better in a yard than as bacon, I guess?
You got to add in a heaping tablespoon of Cesc Fabregas and a
ReplyDelete(fairy) dusting of Robin Van Persie. Hello Hup Hollans!
Lilac fringe matching outfits would make anyone look gaunt. Eek.
ReplyDeleteSay what you will about Tori, but she does have some very pretty children.
ReplyDeletePrince looks weird on so many levels. I wish someone would write a tell-all book on him.
ReplyDeleteLOL at skeeball's prom photo comment. . .
ReplyDeleteSJP's daughter on the right looks like a mini-Princess Leia.
I like SJP but that photo is .... odd. Even J-Lo's beach pics w/ hers seemed more maternal.
ReplyDelete@Lelaina -- I think that's Vogue's obnoxious new editorial tactic: place a famous lady who's probably set foot in a kitchen three times in the past two years (and has a dozen nannies tending to each child's various whims) in some sort of super-messy ~domestic~ setting that's supposed to be somehow relatable. And plunk the kids down clearly in the frame, of course. Oh, and put her in heels and a severe outfit, too.
ReplyDeleteThey did it with Gwyneth, and they'll probably do it again with Alba or Angelina or some shit in five months. *eyeroll*
I think that look suits SJP, I love it. I love the ice queen thing. And for someone so tiny, they really make her look tall.
ReplyDeleteI find soccer boring as hell but the men are so freaking hot so I'll suffer through.
Prince looks like Yoko Ono with a conk.
ReplyDeleteI think the Nick Jonas/Delta Goodrem thing is a fake; she has been trying desperately for years to break into the US market and has never come close, hooking up w/a Jonas is a last ditch effort. He looks more desirable if an older woman is with him (worked for Justin Timberlake and Cammie). Justin Beiber is taking the teen market away from the Jonas bros; Nick is trying to look more adult and gain some older fans/branch out of the Disney age fans. If this is an any way legit I'll be stunned.
ReplyDeleteThose football players (soccer for u guys) are sure hot hot !!!! Cept for Ronaldo, he's too fruity !
ReplyDeleteAlso thought of Denis Leary's douchey comment. So great!
ReplyDeleteWhy are all of the soccer dorks not holding their own jerseys?
ReplyDeleteWool hats in the summer are the epitome of doucheness. And I have no idea who that guy is.
Nice camel toe, Ashley.
Re: SJP's twins she was too vain to carry herself -- why does the girl sitting down look several months younger than the kid standing up?
I think wardrobe spent a whole $15 on those two 90210 outfits.
And I'm sorry mialou, but Tori's son has been unfortunate looking since the day he was born.
The hat plus the hand gestures make this guy so douchey. Also, he's orange. Slip a red cup in his hand and throw a big white watch on his wrist and he can be a new castmate on Jersey Shore. Does Affliction make shirts that don't say Affliction on them?
ReplyDeleteDespite some of your valid comments regarding Prince, I am choosing to turn a blind eye. Mostly due to the orgasmic giggle adventure I had whilst watching PURPLE RAIN the other day on Netflix instant.
ReplyDeleteTori Spelling does really like animals and casting aside her famewhoring and unfortunate choice in spouses I have to say she is a very positive spokesperson for both gays and animals. I like her.
The instant I saw this Levy guy in the photos rocking that cap and his big muscles that scream G!A!Y! ala that Twiglight dude, I thought what a douchbag! Glad Dennis got there first to proclaim this :P
Great to see Shenae Grimes with a little more meet on her bones. She's still thin of course, but she back to more like her Degrassi days and looks so much better than the skeleton she's been for most of 90210.
ReplyDeleteThere is something wrong with the site maybe. The Prince picture looks squashed in.. the pic on Bruce Beresford-Redman story earlie is also pretty out of proportion..
ReplyDeleteI hope I'm right and that Prince does NOT look like that!
Oh, god the Tori comment made me lol.
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