Jessica Simpson trades in her boyfriend for a $15,000 Birkin. Hey, it probably costs less than he does each month.
A toasted looking Kid Rock with Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert.
Kristen Stewart is the only person I know who jogs while running errands.
Its a flashback. Lynda Carter and
Jaclyn Smith.
Somewhere under there is Lady GaGa.
A very grown up looking Rocco with his mom.
Megan Fox has an umbrella handler and it was not even raining.
Penelope Cruz trying to stay cool in Rome.
Reese Witherspoon looks like an angry shopper.
Hey, Megan, look! Penelope is holding her own fan.
ReplyDeleteThat photo of Jessica Simpson irritates me so much. Or rather, it irritates me that she had to share it. It's gloating at its worst. "Oh look, I was gifted with a $15,000 purse." Does she have to rub that into to all her followers?
ReplyDeleteMost of us will never be able to afford that purse (I'd kill for one) and most of us would do anything for an extra $15,000 but here she is, posting about a purse that her boyfriend *cough* bought her.
Fine, spend your money however way you want but have some sense.
OMG! Rocco is with his Mum and SMILING. It must be a first. Usually he looks as miserable as hell to be with Madge.
ReplyDelete@RJ LOL!
Good Lord, Penelope is sexy.
ReplyDeleteLynda and Jaclyn show you how to age FABULOUSLY in Hollywood, not to mention that Kmart has made Jaclyn a very rich woman.
ReplyDeleteLove Kid Rock, lol.
ReplyDeleteKristen's cute, but those jeans make her body look weird.
Lynda was my first girl crush when I was a kid. I wanted to be her (as Wonder Woman of course!) Man, she's beautiful!
Jaclyn is looking a little plastic-y to me.
Rocco looks just like Guy!
Jessica looks stupid kissing her purse lol. Hard to believe her bf gave it to her. Can he even afford it??
ReplyDelete@Sylvia: What the hell, she paid for it anyway!
ReplyDeleteSupposedly Jessica's bf bought her that bag. HA.
ReplyDeleteLynda and Jaclyn look amazing. I met Jaclyn a few yrs back and she was so nice...
Penny looks great.
Rocco is not cute anymore..... :(
Penelope looks hot while keeping cool. Yummers.
ReplyDeleteJessica's purse probably loves her more than the idiot who bought it. She probably loves the purse more than him too. For a woman with a fashion line worth a billion dollars you'd think she could buy her own ugly purse. Oh, that's right - she did.
The only way Eric bought that bag for Jessica was to whip out her Black AMEX and pay for it! LMAO...Rocco looks just like his Dad. Reese always looks pissed off at the Paps, no news there.
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ReplyDeleteJavier Bardem cheated on HER?
ReplyDeleteIDIOT!!!!
Rocco is Guy 2.0!
ReplyDeleteBoth Lynda and Jacyln look great.
Penelope Cruz is gorgeous.
ReplyDeleteRocco is so cute.
Jason, AND with that hag Julia Roberts! Yeeeecccchhhh!
ReplyDeleteI cant' fathom spending more than $100 on a purse, so $15k is just like..mind blowing. That's almost all my grad school loans. Ahhh, to be rich like Jessica.
ReplyDeleteI like that Kid Rock is drinking something called Bad Ass.
A lot of men cheat on their pregnant women, I think I read somewhere that statistically that is when they will cheat the most.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Lelaina. I just read that bag is worth $15,000. I'm sorry, but that is fucking ridiculous. For a BAG. How much money do you have to have/how superficial are you that paying that amount for money for a fucking PURSE makes sense? I think about the charities out there and it makes me want to cry.
ReplyDeleteJesus, didn't Penelope just have a baby about 2 minutes ago?
ReplyDelete#jealous
@ RQ - Yes, and it's ORANGE. *shudders*
ReplyDeleteNO one in Hollywood is aging better than Lynda Carter. DAMN. If she's as plastic as Jaclyn, she's hiding it really well.
ReplyDelete@Anita -- I totally agree about the bag (although I don't personally want one!). I find it obnoxious and flagrant. I get the feeling that Jess just wants to prove to the world that her deadbeat boyfriend loves her TTTHHHIIIIIIIISSS much! *eyeroll*
Reese always looks so frickin' grumptastic. Considering how there are actresses in Hollywood who are just as talented, are known to be nicer, and are certainly more attractive, you'd think she'd at least slap on some fake contentment for a photo or two.
And in Megan's defense -- what if her arms were full and the studio *pays* that guy to do nothing but shield her from the sun? Shit, at least she's smiling!
Penelope is gorge. She is PERFECTION. I honestly wish she and Salma really WERE bumping uglies, because I cannot imagine a hotter lesbian couple.
Hey Kristen - Go Phillies!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteLynda Carter looks a-mazing.
Gaga, you're just sad.
Why oh WHY can't I look a little bit like Penelope Cruz? How Javier could cheat on her with a horse face pig like Julia Roberts is beyond my comprehension. God, I hate Julia Roberts. Probably because she corrupted my Tommy Hanks.
I love the bag. I know it's a little obnoxious, but to me, she is showing that she KNOWS it's a big deal, and she appreciates it. The Kardashians flaunt the fact that they have like 10 each. I get a different vibe from Jess.
ReplyDeleteAnd I LOVE the color. SWOON!
Beautiful pics of Jaclyn & Linda. They have aged well, and don't look like cat ladies, either - so good plastic surgery. Take note, Megan. You've got to leave a little something to pull in about 20 years - just a tip...
ReplyDeletePenelope - OMG, she is too beautiful for words. That Javier supposedly cheated on her with Roberts is one reason I'll never fully understand men. They're whack!
That is an ugly purse, and I wouldn't pay $5 for it, never mind what Jessica's boyfriend coughed up from his allowance. I have to agree that posting stuff like this on Twitter is tacky. I am not the jealous type, but knowing people are strugging and out of work just makes me disgusted at people like Paris, etc. who post they're outrageously expensive sh*t, boasting. That $15,000 could feed a family for several months. Okay-stepping off the soapbox...
they're = their. I know that type of error bugs some people, LOL.
ReplyDeleteLynda and Jaclyn are two of my bf's favorite ladies. I'll have to make sure he sees these photos. There are more photos of Lynda on gettyimages.com, and even close up she looks fantastic. Better than a lot of celebs half her age.
ReplyDeleteGlad I can't act nor do I want to, I'd get tired of the cameras there all the time and never a private moment!
ReplyDeleteJessica should have saved the money and paid for a maid to clean up that shithole of a room.
ReplyDeleteMegan Fox looks more and more plastic every day.
ReplyDelete@Ianas....., I get loving a designer purse and I don't begrudge anyone of that. I just don't think Jessica is smart enough (or self-aware) to know that it shows a lack of taste to put on a display like that. Show it off to your friends who can also afford one but don't flaunt it in front of (how many twitter followers does she have, thousands? millions?) tons of people who can't.
ReplyDeleteI am guilty of having a few purses that cost more than they should but I'd die before putting that up on Facebook.
But like Ida said, it's important that we know how much he loves her even though we all know her credit card paid for that bag.
I think Jaclyn has the same plastic surgeon as Larry King's current (on again) wife. They look exactly alike.
ReplyDeleteNow Lynda -- that's some good plastic surgery.
@anita mark, you're totally right, I belong to a purse forum, and it's a perfect place to share your giddiness over a bag. I would *never* share those things with my FB friends.
ReplyDeleteI swear Reese Witherspoon is preggers. Recent pix make me think there's a bun in the oven :-P
ReplyDelete@RQ - Yeah, I HOPE that she makes SO much that if she is buying $15k purses, she is also donating heavily to charity on top of that.
ReplyDeleteI thought that photo was a candid/random. Honestly, the fact that it was a Twittered photo bothers me more than anything. I agree w/ @anita_mark and @lanasyogamama, there are just some things you shouldn't post on social media sites. SO tacky and obnoxious.
I read somewhere that Jessica's boyfriend bought her that bag, and it made me think again about that rumor that she pays him a monthly salary. It true, then it seems to me that Jessica just bought herself that bag. Especially since I'm sure he didn't pick that out on his own. It makes me feel sorry for Jessica. She has a lot of money but is completely clueless as a human being and doesn't appear to have known real, unconditional love.
ReplyDelete15k for a purse made outta animal flesh....LOVELY
ReplyDeleteLook, I know her millions upon millions mean she has a different view on how much to spend on accessories and I do actually find it somewhat adorable (in a disillioned way) that she is kissing the purse.
HOWEVER, I for one am glad I'll probably never reach the height of money where money becomes so unimportant that spending 15k on something you put your freaking lipgloss and wallet in is acceptable.
I LIKE that I appreciate every drop of money I make and I like that when, if ever, I spend an access of money on anything, it will be something like grad school that will enrich me- and not a freaking orange ridiculous birkin bag that smells like rich asshole and dead animal. ewww
*meant to say delusional way, as in her ass is delusional
ReplyDelete@Ianas, exactly, know your audience. Count me in as another purse lover ;)
ReplyDeleteI think Jessica is just too stupid to understand any of her actions and couldn't possibly understand a charity or those in need unless her handlers put her up to something (and didn't let her talk). And yes, I'm aware of her Smile Foundation (name??) and that she's been around the world for that stupid show she did. I truly believe she is as stupid as it gets. Maybe she's nice, I don't care, she's still stupid.
Yes, Penelope did just have a baby about 2 minutes ago! Wow!!
ReplyDeleteOne day I too will be kissing a Birkin bag. Only difference is I will have picked it up in Goodwill for about $12. I have the perfect shoes to go with that bag!!
Lynda and Jaclyn look great. Where's some Cheryl Ladd?
ReplyDeletethe girl made over a billion dollars with her empire,let her get a fuckin bag. who cares.
ReplyDeleteParis Hilton has like 4 of them.
HEIDI MONTAG has one FFS.
YES, MOAR Blake Shelton!
ReplyDeleteJax, I don't begrudge her the bag, I'd do anything for one. I'm just saying she could show a little class and sensitivity and not brag about it in front of thousands (millions?) who could never afford one.
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